I’m Not Making This Up, You Know

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed the state claims that were dismissed by Judge Hazel in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit as a new LOLsuit in the Circuit Court for Montgomery County.

I note that TDPK has not included me among the defendants.

Hmmmmm.

UPDATE—TDPK has also filed a notice of appeal in the RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit, so we’re off to the Fourth Circuit again.

34 thoughts on “I’m Not Making This Up, You Know


  1. Wait, you can appeal a ruling while also opening the exact same issue in state court?
    How the heck does that work? If he’s filing it in State court isn’t that an admission that dismissal due to lack of jurisdiction was, in fact, proper?


    • Oh, that’s right; he’s going to keep suing them until they shut up.

      So, Brett Coleman Kimberlin is notorious as the “Speedway Bomber” due to the fact that he set off a series of bombs in Speedway, IN. One of those bombs injured Carl Delong so severely that he eventually took his own life. These facts are part of court records. There is strong evidence that Brett Kimberlin set these bombs in an effort to distract local police from their investigation of the murder of Julia Scypers. Someone assassinated her not too long after she put the kibosh on her grand-daughter’s relationship with… you guessed it, Brett Kimberlin. Oh, did I mention that the grand-daughter was less than sixteen years old? Yeah; Brett seems to have a thing for younger women girls. In fact, according to court documents, the mother of his children (well, we know she’s the mother anyway) was brought to this country when she was less than sixteen. According to those same documents he engaged in marital relations with her, then apparently falsified some paperwork to marry her before she was actually sixteen.

      So, there’s that. I mean, you could understand why some folks call him a sawed off pedophile terrorist. Oh, he’s short too; but I don’t have a corporeal body so I don’t throw stones about that.


      • The signs are increasingly clear: this boy is nuts. He is worse than delusional. Someone should make a motion that BK be examined by a licensed psychologist or psychiatrist. After all, the reputed definition of insanity is “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” It is way past time that this scoundrel be adjudged a vexatious litigant ant put out of the suing business immediately.


  2. Last week I was looking at the pattern of bombings and it sure looked to me like he was circling around the Schypher home.


  3. I think I’ve figured out the sawed-off pedo bomber’s plan here.

    Someone started a betting pool on when the sawed-off pedo bomber would be declared a vexatious litigant. The sawed-off pedo bomber found out about it, put a whole bunch of his “non-profits” money into the pool, and is now trying to game when he gets declared so he can win the pot.

    Yeah, it sounds stupid, but not as stupid as most of the other things he’s done so far…


  4. What’s the legal equivalent of a judge wielding a flyswatter on a bug? Not to wound, you understand, but to squash.


  5. One has to wonder how many pipes the PedoTerrorist has to get his tiny hands on to pay for all these filings?

    Brett loves Pipe, especially in when he is in Prison.

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