Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

These are Docket Items 17 to 19 from Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

UPDATE—Docket Item numbers corrected.

72 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. That can’t be something that instills an abundance of confidence in his co-defendants.

    Oh, and we’re going to be right, right boss?

    I’ve always wanted to say that.

    • Bill answered. Wee Willy Fergie got his paralegal on the typesetter. Osborne is probably still cleaning his room. And their fearless leader .. well, like all things, he’s about to come up short.

      • No fuse. Brett Kimberlin used Mark Time timers when he terrorized the town of Speedway, Indiana by planting bombs at, among other locations, high school football games. This took the leg of Carl DeLong, and the pain from that is credited for his committing suicide years later.

        Brett Coleman Kimberlin, aka The Speedway Bomber, still owes Carl DeLong’s widow the court ordered judgement.

        • It was worst than intractable life long pain. After struggling with the agony of the leg damage and unremovable schrapnel, he had recently learned he was also going to lose his remaining leg as the result of that parking-lot bomb,

  2. Neighbor advised only def’s mother resides @address….

    Has BK been lying about his home address to various courts?

    • Let’s see- how many times has Kimberlin written the lines starting, “I affirm under penalty of perjury that the above is true and correct…” (or words to that effect- IANAL) under court filings with his mother’s home address? He can’t count that high, butt naked and double-visioned.

  3. How many days until his next court appearance? A guy who likes to play gotcha when his opponent shows up at court ought to know how this will play out.

  4. “Good luck finding me?”

    Just have to travel to the Shire and serve your hobbit-looking @$$ there, you sawed off runt.

  5. So he’s not going to court anymore? Does that mean this is over? Either you’re going to have to pop out of your mole hole or you’re done with the court system. Can’t have both.

  6. Gosh, wouldn’t it be terrible if someone were to provide this document to the judges in any cases where Mr. Kimberlin is the plaintiff. As someone noted, there are all those documents where Mr. Kimberlin listed this address as his, and all of them signed under penalty of perjury…

  7. Great decisions in life, Brett. I can see why the Big BM looks up to you*.

    *Figuratively, of course. Nobody looks up to see BK.**

    **Figuratively, of course. Hobbits would look up to see BK. A little.

  8. So wait…..if Brett is claiming he doesn’t live there, and his wife has not been living there, then why is that address on all the paperwork they submitted to the court they they sued Hoge earlier? Hmmmm

  9. Wish I lived in Maryland right now. I have some time and I was a darned good skip-tracer back in the day. Today it’s even easier than it was back then. Brett is hardly The Shadow [even if he can cloud a few minds] and won’t be as hard to find as he believes he is for someone with time and dedication.

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  11. BK “Everyone is evading my service judge, declare them served for me.”
    “You can’t find me nannabooboo.”

    (It’s this the second time he’s ducked service?) Projection ain’t just a river in Egypt.

  12. Hey, Bill, *THIS* is what evasion of service looks like, rather than incompetent attempts at service!

    Have fun defending yourself when your “excellent friend” won’t even attempt to defend himself!

    (And hasn’t Brett effectively admitted he’s aware of the suit?)

  13. Brave Sir Robin ran away.
    Bravely ran away away.
    (“I didn’t!”)
    When danger reared it’s ugly head,
    He bravely turned his tail and fled.
    Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
    (“I didn’t!”)
    And gallantly he chickened out.

    ****Bravely**** taking (“I never did!”) to his feet,
    He beat a very brave retreat.
    (“all lies!”)
    Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
    (“I never!”)

      • Oddly reminded of a D&D game where one player character was that of a very stupid, cowardly dwarf who was convinced he was a pirate.

        At the start of one fight, he fixed the enemy with a gimlet eye, and growled, “…Arrrr, me wettums.”

        • Hey, better to role play a very stupid, cowardly dwarf, than to live as a very stupid, cowardly troll. But that’s just my opinion.

          BTW, is chaotic stupid a valid allignment? Most of my current knowledge comes from reading The Order of the Stick.

    • “In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.”

  14. Probably time that Osborne, Ferguson, and Fearpee begin thinking about a settlement offer. The Hobbit is going to leave them hanging.

  15. Remember all that talk about how SOMEONE on Team Lickspittle was going to roll on the rest, and the first to take the deal would be safe?

    Hey, Team Sawed-Off Pedo Bomber, your illustrious leader is doing all he can to avoid service in this lawsuit, leaving those of you already served to hang. Maybe this might be a good time to offer some inside info in exchange for getting dropped from the suit?

  16. The call back to old Kimby escape hatches and soopersekrit shenanigans has me looking through some old articles today. It’s only tangentially on topic, but whatever happened to his old criminal pal, James Turner?

    I also was looking at the old site of the Big Eagle apartments at Cunningham and 21st St., where Kimberlin set off a bomb under a police squad car ( probably not by coincidence, it was roughly half mile up the road from where the Scyphers had lived on Cunningham in 1978,

    The officer who drove that car had parked it in the apartment complex lot (not sure how it was situated). He had been on some kind of leave for some weeks and it had been parked for some time – that officer took trip to CA, and the bomb exploded and the wheels and gas tank blew off about an hour before he returned from the trip.
    Is there any info out there on some connection between Steve Turner, the officer, and Kimberlin? It’s awfully coincidental that the car should blow up an hour before he got back from a trip. I could see him picking that target if he had gotten a talking to from the officer. It’s so close to the Scypher house, one could speculate on a possibility that the officer had intervened to stop Brett being a pest to the scyphers.

    Of course he just might have wanted it to appear that a nutty nut was on the loose near the Scyphers, as a quasi alibi, or to make them feel so unsafe they would return to his “protection” or other twisted reasons. Or one could embrace the usual conjunction.

    But if there is information in trial testimony related to Steve Turner and the squad car, I’d like to read it if anyone has it.

  17. To set up a tour for Greencasa Maryland, just call 301-325-2895 (also documented number Brett used to call the process server)

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