Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Continuing with our series of Team Kimberlin’s failures to properly adhere to the Nine Principles of Warfare in its campaign of lawfare, let’s consider simplicity.

Simple plans executed on time are better than detailed plans executed late.

—U. S. Army FM 3-0

When I was preparing this post, I first thought it would be about some of Bill Schmalfeldt’s hare-brained schemes such as the “forged” letter that was supposedly created by Paul Krendler and mailed by a co-conspirator in Maryland for me to use during a peace order hearing. That certainly was needlessly complex, but the whole Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit is a better example.

First, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s imaginary scenario was overly complex, and adding me to the case at the last minute to try to overcome the statute of limitations made it more so. And then TPDK was chronically late with his paperwork. He failed to respond to my motion to dismiss for lack of subject matter jurisdiction, and he was late responding to my motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim. Too many lawsuits at once that were too complex made for failure.


13 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. Suing half the planet, including the Chamber of Commerce and bloggers seemed like an odd move. If he really had a problem with the Chamber, he should have done that separately. At least he could simply state on his websites that he’s taking a strong stand against Blankenship and his nasty pro-commerce buddies. In public relations and warfare, the same principles apply. Simple plans.

  2. In many cases, a simple easy to understand falsehood is more valuable than a complex incomprehensible truth.

    • Well, the problem that timidly raises its hand is that truth has to be found in there somewhere, and that has been a persistent issue among these lolsuits.

      Phone, train.

      • Well, another problem is that they are not simple nor easy to understand. If you have to make a Feldtchart, you’ve already failed.

  3. Too many kooks (not a typo) spoil the broth, or in this case wiener water and mayonnaise cream soup. And if it hints of manure, we know which container it was stored in.

    Btw, still waiting for my team pony.

    • There’s only one pony, the one Santa left for Black Betty when she was a little girl, and Kyle swiped, just like he regularly swipes punctuation and formatting tags.

    • It would be really hard not to be more clever than they really are. But they’re succeeding marvelously.

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