Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It’s easy to make fun of the Cabin Boy™ when he writes the punchlines of the jokes.RD201603152007ZThe veracity of his briefs?

How veracious is his claim the Brett Kimberlin isn’t a convicted terrorist? Brett Kimberlin engaged a serial bombing campaign that terrorized the town of Speedway, Indiana. He sued Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and me for a million dollars, claiming that we engaged in false light invasion of privacy by calling him a terrorist. He lost that lawsuit.

How veracious is his claim that Brett Kimberlin isn’t responsible for the death of Carl DeLong? An Indiana trial jury found him responsible, and the Indiana Supreme Court upheld their verdict.

How veracious is his claim that Aaron Walker is currently a defendant in yet another Kimberlin LOLsuit? Aaron was dismissed from the RICO Retread LOLsuit on a mix of motions for dismissal for failure to state a claim and for summary judgment back in January.

How veracious is … oh, you get the point. Bill Schmalfeldt is a liar.

One does not simply lie in a declaration to the court and expect not to get burned.

One more thing … Bill Schmalfeldt is an adjudicated harasser and an adjudicated cyberstalker of a minor child. While I take no pleasure in writing that statement, I have a certain appreciation for its irony. You see, Gentle Reader, Bill Schmalfeldt was among the cyberthugs who were engaging in online defamation of me just about this time last year, claiming that I had engaged in online harassment of a teenage girl. Their story was false, and both the civil and criminal actions filed against me fizzled. OTOH, the Cabin Boy™ now has collected a total of nine restraining/peace/no-contact orders issued by courts in five states, and one of them protects a three-year old kid.

16 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. Is it appropriate to bestow upon oneself the title of “humorist” not because one is adept at making people laugh by pointing out the foibles of the human condition generally, but by being the butt of every possible joke allowable within the complete context of all one’s life choices?

    If so, “Bang up job, DUMBFUCK Bill Schmalfeldt!”

  2. Mr. Schmalfeldt must also surely be possessed of an MPD disorder. No one person could possibly be this stupid!

    • Then you haven’t been paying attention. I’ve come to believe that we haven’t even plumbed the depths of his stupidity yet.

      World’s Stupidest Man™

  3. “Bill Schmalfeldt is an adjudicated harasser and an adjudicated cyberstalker of a minor child. While I take no pleasure in writing that statement, I have a certain appreciation for its irony.”

    I, on the other hand, do take pleasure in reading it.

  4. By the by, how long do leases run on Assisted Living Facility apartments?

    Asking for a nun friend.

    • You mean an Assisted Living Facility like, oh, for example, Canticle and Juniper Courts in St Francis Wisconsin? Just to take a random example…..

  5. You know, if he weren’t an incometent serial litigant he wouldn’t have so many soiled legal briefs to comment on. And if he weren’t an incontinent serial oversharer, we wouldn’t know as much about the contents of his other briefs, either.

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