On 2 March, I filed a lawsuit in the Circuit Court for Carroll County, Maryland, against Brett Kimberlin, Tetyana Kimberlin, Matt Osborne, William Schmalfeldt, William Ferguson, John Does 1 through 4, Breitbart Unmasked, Almighty Media, and Acme (an unidentified business entity). I allege that all the defendants are members of a civil conspiracy, that all of them (except Tetyana Kimberlin) engaged in defamation, that Brett Kimberlin and Tetyana Kimberlin engaged in malicious prosecution, and that William Schmalfeldt breached a settlement agreement. The suit seeks monetary damages and injunctive relief.
I do not wish to make any further public comment on this matter for now.
UPDATE—Bill Schmalfeldt has attempted to comment on this post. Given that I am now suing him, I do not believe that he should be making comments here at Hogewash!. Effective immediately, he is banned from commenting.
UPDATE 2—There have been four comments sent in to this post thus far by the cybertwerps who I have been allowing to post their puerile and often obscene and/or defamatory (but sometimes redacted) spewings in the Hogewash! comment section for the past few months. Enough’s enough. Since I believe that one or more defendants in the new lawsuit are the source(s) of these comment, I’m wielding the ban hammer on ’em.
UPDATE 3—In the first twenty minutes following UPDATE 2, I received eleven obscene comments. Is incompetent rage all they have left? Of course, not having been served yet, the cybertwerps don’t know how they might begin to put together a defense, so they’re not really wasting time. Yet. So far, Proverbs 29:11 seems spot on.
Give ’em hell.
Make the rubble bounce.
Oh yeah, and… (to borrow from Stacy McCain…)
Hit the freaking tip jar!
Twice …
Ram the walls, scorch the earth, salt the ashes.
Wouldn’t we need to get into the clock to salt the ashes?
That would be optimal…but it’s the ashes of the scorched earth that I meant.
Huzzah, sirrah!
Boo-f’in-Yah!
“I don’t think that’s lamb chops at the door..”
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I should like to make a public comment at this time to wit: Bring down the lightning and burn them down where they stand!
there, I feel better now.
SURPRISE!
Even saintly forbearance has it’s limits …
Make them envy Carthage.
https://youtu.be/aCbfMkh940Q
It’s the only way to be sure.
I think they better get a lawyer.
And according to Bill Schmalfeldt, the lawyer will have to be licensed to practice in MD, WI, AL, and CA. There can’t be too many that are licensed in all of those states.
Nah, Brett’s got this…
That’s a tall order. I don’t think he is up to it.
Your reply is rather short.
Don’t know whether to give points for a Watchmen reference or a Cyrano D’ Bergerac reference.
Can’t wait to see their briefs.
*ducking*
John: I burned mine …
I had to duck down and look under the table, but ISWYDT!
Team Kimberlin, last to get rained on, first to drown.
Also, by Billogic, someone is going to roll over on the rest…
Hope it’s not Bill — people could get hurt!
The results won’t be pretty if Bill does the rolling.
No matter how revolting and humiliating, if the fat freak rolls it, the loathsome loser will sniff it, blog about it, and likely video it.
Poor nuns …
Punching back…
Awesome. I’m getting ideas
BOOM BITCHES!!!! That’s going to leave a mark!!! Imagine all the motions each one of the defendants will have to write. The hours and hours (and/or dollars and dollars) that they will expend to answer the charges made in the suit. If Mr Hoge is one thing, he is thorough and pays attention to the details. Who is the lucky one to be served first?
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Eat hot legalities rebel scum!!!
Good luck.
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Re the update: How dumb is that: Posting on the site of someone who just filed suit against you.
Answer: Schmalfeldt.
It would be ALMOST as stupid as sending mail to someone who has a restraining order against you AND is represented by counsel who is the only person you should be sending legal papers to.
hoo boy.
Billy’s arrogant stupidity at work. He really thinks he’s untouchable by consequences. I have a feeling Billy will soon be disabused on this delusion, and disabused of a good many dollar$!
Give ’em Hell, Hoge!
Bill is so stupid … he had the perfect opportunity this weekend. He could have taken me up on my offer of a Sacramental confession. Benefit #1: absplotion of his sins. Benefit #2: forever preclude me from testifying against or ABOUT him in any court ever! Also the seal of the confessional would have also precluded me from supplying evidence against him. What a fool.
I guess I’ll be packing for a trip to Carroll County in the not too distant future …
I hate tiny keyboards and tiny screens… That should be absolution in the above comment!
“Absplotion” sounds more like what BK would offer.
It’s ALL the dumb.
YES YES YES YES YES
Show ’em how it should be done!
Please make sure that you serve ALL DOCUMENTS on ALL PARTIES.
Look to Wisconsin for WHAT NOT TO DO, and adjust accordingly.
The $64 question:
If Shaky gets rattled, will he roll?
He’ll roll, on his Scooty Puff of Doom (It’s Red. Vroom. VROOM!)
To your success, John.
Here, here! *lifting adult beverage*
Outstanding. Long overdue. Godspeed
Oh, most definitely tip-jar worther
+1
It would be interesting to see how Bill Schmalfeldt would react to receiving a waiver of service form.
We already know — he had that opportunity with the no-contact order. Instead he whined and moaned about it.
(Then went and screwed up his own attempt at service.)
I now who Bill should be afraid of, and it isn’t our host or anyone here.
(know)
nom nom nom
Bombs away!
Bill:
If Brett asks you to get a package for him and it is ticking, does that mean your “bestest friendship” is over?
Not yet, it isn’t…
In the immortal words of Blizzard Software….”Soon.”
It is all a matter of time.
Timers.
Banned him from commenting?? He has a right under the First Amendment to comment.
Oh, you meant banning him from commenting on YOUR own blog. Don’t worry: he believes he has a right under the First Amendment to comment about you on your own blog. It does him no good to comment on his own blog, you see, because no one visits it.
He has a blog? How the heck would anyone ever know?
https://youtu.be/7SqC_m3yUDU
Godspeed:
Almighty God, who sittest in the throne judging right: We humbly beseech thee to bless the courts of justice and the magistrates in all this land; and give unto them the spirit of wisdom and understanding, that they may discern the truth, and impartially administer the law in the fear of thee alone; through him who shall come to be our Judge, thy Son our Savior Jesus Christ.
O God, the Father of all, whose Son commanded us to love our enemies: Lead them and us from prejudice to truth: deliver them and us from hatred, cruelty, and revenge; and in your good time enable us all to stand reconciled before you, through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Amen.
I have a Kraken. His name is Phil.
Middle name “Mie”?
No., he’s just Phil, my Kraken.
Does he hang out with Ben Doon?
Do you mean Ben Dover? I really was impressed by his wife, Eileen.
Nae, the Scottish chaps Ben Doon and his buddy Phil McKraken …
I knew some Scottish brothers that owned one. The McGroins, Pullin & Shawin.
Is a friend of either Patrick Fitzmichael or Michael Fitzpatrick?
I am so easily amused…
It’s constitutes a significant portion of your charm…
Amen. Nice work Mr. Hoge! Our prayers continue for you.
Better call Saul.
CINNABON, AT SCHLOTZSKY’S
2782 South 129th Avenue
Omaha, Nebraska
They might be hiring. In case any of the defendants want to go into low-pro mode.
I need to order more popcorn and oil. I clearly don’t have enough for this.
Hate your enemies with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!; smite him hip and thigh, for self-preservation is the highest law!
— Anton Szandor LaVey (The Satanic Bible)
This always amused me, because LaVey was an inveterate showman who, if I recall correctly, was also a vegetarian and detested actual violence. You’d have more luck getting in touch with the Devil by listening to heavy metal songs backwards.
Yeah, his was more a philosophy of hedonism. Basically do what you want as long as it hurts no one else, and is between consenting adults.
…but God–er, Satan–help the fool who tries to swerve into your lane. SMASH!
What was the thing? Aries mummies agitate?
“Aries mummies agitate?” – James
Which I believe is Greek for “The god of war makes your dead ancestors nervous.”
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts … of Fortune Cookies …
http://youtu.be/6PQ6335puOc
What is The Dementia Kids current blog and Twitter handle? I don’t look often enough to keep up!
That is, if they are public.
@hotcheeseshot on Twitter
thepontificator.com on the Web.
HAZMAT up.
Thank you, Your Zombieness!
Mr. Hoge, is this parody or a real suit?
It’s real…and it’s FABULOUS!
Needs more Milo to be fabulous.
I disagree.
There is FABULOUS, and there is MILO FABULOUS, BITCH.
MILO FABULOUS, BITCH is truly rarified air.
Real.
Real fabulous!
Bravo Mr, Hoge! There are probably CONSPIRACY!!!11!, THREATS!!!!1111 posts appearing elsewhere already.
Re update 2, excellent! Those remarks have not contributed anything to the discussion.
Nowhere near the office, so calm your nerves.
Luckily, Justice Jones is up for some travel again. He said so on his blog just last night!
I couldn’t imagine having to sit next to him on a plane, train or bus for several hours. Whoever it is might very well sue Hoge for cruel and unusual punishment.
Oh, look, some of the trolls are still trolling. Don’t put that hammer away just yet, boss…
And just how stupid is this one? A reference to “white haired” over a GIF that shows no hair of any shade.
Further, complaining about being banned from commenting? They’re basically demanding that you give them even more rope to hang themselves.
Next paycheck, I think I need a Murum Aries Attigit mug. And maybe some other stuff.
We see ’em trollin’, they raging…
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Team Kimberlin acts like frustrated 2 year olds when their harassment rebounds upon them. Like all psychopaths.
Oh please, please, please let him actually be this stupid. I’ve been good this year and I won’t ask for anything for Christmas. Just give me this one present and let Bill actually be this astoundingly dumb.
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Well, he is certainly a better lawyer than either Johnnie or Rolly.
is there any money in offshore accounts that could be freed up to helpTeam Kimberlin retain a real lawyer, or will Brett be acting as Pro Se for all his crew?
And I bet Karoli must be wiping her brow knowing she jumped ship just in time.
I am almost literally dying to see the document. I can only hope that Our Gracious Host will share it with us once it is clear that it will not be to the advantage of the Bad Guys.
The wicked flee though no one pursues, but the righteous are as bold as a lion.
“and Acme (an unidentified business entity).”
That wouldn’t be Acme Legal, the entity we all know and mock, would it?
While there is no question which side I favor in any such suit I swear to God there are days when I think that from the very start these cases were a plot by clerks in the Maryland courts fearful of being laid off to ensure their continued employment till retirement.
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