A Statement About a Lawsuit

On 2 March, I filed a lawsuit in the Circuit Court for Carroll County, Maryland, against Brett Kimberlin, Tetyana Kimberlin, Matt Osborne, William Schmalfeldt, William Ferguson, John Does 1 through 4, Breitbart Unmasked, Almighty Media, and Acme (an unidentified business entity). I allege that all the defendants are members of a civil conspiracy, that all of them (except Tetyana Kimberlin) engaged in defamation, that Brett Kimberlin and Tetyana Kimberlin engaged in malicious prosecution, and that William Schmalfeldt breached a settlement agreement. The suit seeks monetary damages and injunctive relief.

I do not wish to make any further public comment on this matter for now.

UPDATE—Bill Schmalfeldt has attempted to comment on this post. Given that I am now suing him, I do not believe that he should be making comments here at Hogewash!. Effective immediately, he is banned from commenting.

UPDATE 2—There have been four comments sent in to this post thus far by the cybertwerps who I have been allowing to post their puerile and often obscene and/or defamatory (but sometimes redacted) spewings in the Hogewash! comment section for the past few months. Enough’s enough. Since I believe that one or more defendants in the new lawsuit are the source(s) of these comment, I’m wielding the ban hammer on ’em.

UPDATE 3—In the first twenty minutes following UPDATE 2, I received eleven obscene comments. Is incompetent rage all they have left? Of course, not having been served yet, the cybertwerps don’t know how they might begin to put together a defense, so they’re not really wasting time. Yet. So far, Proverbs 29:11 seems spot on.

119 thoughts on “A Statement About a Lawsuit

  1. I should like to make a public comment at this time to wit: Bring down the lightning and burn them down where they stand!

    there, I feel better now.

  2. I think they better get a lawyer.

    And according to Bill Schmalfeldt, the lawyer will have to be licensed to practice in MD, WI, AL, and CA. There can’t be too many that are licensed in all of those states.

  3. BOOM BITCHES!!!! That’s going to leave a mark!!! Imagine all the motions each one of the defendants will have to write. The hours and hours (and/or dollars and dollars) that they will expend to answer the charges made in the suit. If Mr Hoge is one thing, he is thorough and pays attention to the details. Who is the lucky one to be served first?

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  6. Re the update: How dumb is that: Posting on the site of someone who just filed suit against you.

    • It would be ALMOST as stupid as sending mail to someone who has a restraining order against you AND is represented by counsel who is the only person you should be sending legal papers to.

    • Billy’s arrogant stupidity at work. He really thinks he’s untouchable by consequences. I have a feeling Billy will soon be disabused on this delusion, and disabused of a good many dollar$!
      Give ’em Hell, Hoge!

      • Bill is so stupid … he had the perfect opportunity this weekend. He could have taken me up on my offer of a Sacramental confession. Benefit #1: absplotion of his sins. Benefit #2: forever preclude me from testifying against or ABOUT him in any court ever! Also the seal of the confessional would have also precluded me from supplying evidence against him. What a fool.
        I guess I’ll be packing for a trip to Carroll County in the not too distant future …

  7. It would be interesting to see how Bill Schmalfeldt would react to receiving a waiver of service form.

    • We already know — he had that opportunity with the no-contact order. Instead he whined and moaned about it.

      (Then went and screwed up his own attempt at service.)

  8. Banned him from commenting?? He has a right under the First Amendment to comment.

    Oh, you meant banning him from commenting on YOUR own blog. Don’t worry: he believes he has a right under the First Amendment to comment about you on your own blog. It does him no good to comment on his own blog, you see, because no one visits it.

  9. https://youtu.be/7SqC_m3yUDU


    Almighty God, who sittest in the throne judging right: We humbly beseech thee to bless the courts of justice and the magistrates in all this land; and give unto them the spirit of wisdom and understanding, that they may discern the truth, and impartially administer the law in the fear of thee alone; through him who shall come to be our Judge, thy Son our Savior Jesus Christ.

    O God, the Father of all, whose Son commanded us to love our enemies: Lead them and us from prejudice to truth: deliver them and us from hatred, cruelty, and revenge; and in your good time enable us all to stand reconciled before you, through Jesus Christ our Lord.


      2782 South 129th Avenue
      Omaha, Nebraska

      They might be hiring. In case any of the defendants want to go into low-pro mode.

  10. Hate your enemies with a whole heart, and if a man smite you on one cheek, SMASH him on the other!; smite him hip and thigh, for self-preservation is the highest law!
    — Anton Szandor LaVey (The Satanic Bible)

    • This always amused me, because LaVey was an inveterate showman who, if I recall correctly, was also a vegetarian and detested actual violence. You’d have more luck getting in touch with the Devil by listening to heavy metal songs backwards.

  11. “Aries mummies agitate?” – James

    Which I believe is Greek for “The god of war makes your dead ancestors nervous.”

  12. What is The Dementia Kids current blog and Twitter handle? I don’t look often enough to keep up!
    That is, if they are public.

  13. Bravo Mr, Hoge! There are probably CONSPIRACY!!!11!, THREATS!!!!1111 posts appearing elsewhere already.

  14. Re update 2, excellent! Those remarks have not contributed anything to the discussion.

    Nowhere near the office, so calm your nerves.

  15. Luckily, Justice Jones is up for some travel again. He said so on his blog just last night!

    • I couldn’t imagine having to sit next to him on a plane, train or bus for several hours. Whoever it is might very well sue Hoge for cruel and unusual punishment.

  16. Oh, look, some of the trolls are still trolling. Don’t put that hammer away just yet, boss…

    And just how stupid is this one? A reference to “white haired” over a GIF that shows no hair of any shade.

    Further, complaining about being banned from commenting? They’re basically demanding that you give them even more rope to hang themselves.

    Next paycheck, I think I need a Murum Aries Attigit mug. And maybe some other stuff.

  17. Oh please, please, please let him actually be this stupid. I’ve been good this year and I won’t ask for anything for Christmas. Just give me this one present and let Bill actually be this astoundingly dumb.


  18. is there any money in offshore accounts that could be freed up to helpTeam Kimberlin retain a real lawyer, or will Brett be acting as Pro Se for all his crew?

    And I bet Karoli must be wiping her brow knowing she jumped ship just in time.

  19. I am almost literally dying to see the document. I can only hope that Our Gracious Host will share it with us once it is clear that it will not be to the advantage of the Bad Guys.

  20. “and Acme (an unidentified business entity).”
    That wouldn’t be Acme Legal, the entity we all know and mock, would it?

  21. While there is no question which side I favor in any such suit I swear to God there are days when I think that from the very start these cases were a plot by clerks in the Maryland courts fearful of being laid off to ensure their continued employment till retirement.

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