Well, it seems that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt is so frightened of Aaron Walker that he’s trying to get him disqualified rather than having to face him. This has shown up on Scribd, but it isn’t on PACER yet.
It will be interesting to see Exhibits 1 through 6 and get a look at what evidence the Cabin Boy™ thinks he has to support his motion.
lulzy… absolutely lulzy!!
Release the hounds…
That’s pretty poor salesmanship, Mr, Schmalfeldt.
The Mayo’d One attempts to strike back! Wow, I need more popcorn!
meh……..
He sure is scared if John. Won’t even mention his name.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
If he mentioned John’s name, John might be able to find a way to join in and contest the suit. And BS is TERRIFIED of John .
And apparently BS is pissing himself again with the thought he has to go against the person he calls “the worlds’s worst lawyer”. Shows how utterly panic-stricken BS is of the thought of Aaron, if he wants to have the “worst” lawyer removed as his opponent.
To quote BS “What a coward”
If he’d wanted to paint himself a querulous kookjob he could not have put in a more effective motion.
There’s always tomorrow!
Stupidest Man in the World with the Best Shovel in the World!
“Apply Directly to the Forehead!”
And yet he has does with absolute justice.
I’m gonna get so confused.
We’re going to need a dictionary for all the nicknames, ad a scale of effectiveness.
Is “querulous kookjob” above “tremulous turdburglar” and below “certified whackadoodle?”
Is it the other way around?
How does “deranged cyberstalker” fit in?
What about “DUMBFUCK?”
“Mr. BIGS?”
Wait, did I just make up another new one?
Crap. I’m no help at all!
Friendly Fire…
Isn’t.
Oh, and tracers work both ways.
I was referring to self inflicted
Still not friendly, though!
Maxim #26. “Fire and Forget” is fine, provided you never actually forget.
http://imageshack.com/a/img922/4519/6D5MIl.png
As for the exhibits, I hope BS included this one, just to give the judge a complete and accurate picture. CONTEXT is so important to BS, you see.
http://www.popehat.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/BillSchmalfeldtRacist.jpg
Context is running around with abandon in the vault isn’t it?
It would appear that Mr. Schmalfeldt’s writing skills have begun to mirror a well-known pro-se plaintiff in his former residential state of Maryland.
Yes, this was written by Brett. No doubt.
Go ahead and file it, though, Bill, as long a you realize you OWN it, as soon as you do so.
Consider carefully. Brett is not you friend.
I hope it wasn’t written by Kimberlin. That would mean he’s practicing law without a clue. Or a license.
Well, there is the tell-tale misspelling in the caption, so BS probably wrote it.
But “Schmalfeldt” is spelled correctly, so we’re back to Brett.
But then again, at no time is anyone identified as a “Planitiff” so…
It’s a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a twinkie.
Nah. Nowhere near enough spelling errors or sentence fragments for that.
Aaron now has an opening to subpoena all communication between Bill and Brett.
This is why I had to check the calendar and make sure it wasn’t April Fools Day because this isn’t Bill’s writing style. I’m still not convinced this isn’t a joke. My God, the dumbfuckery!
How is any of that even slightly relevant? I am mystified.
Oh, and at Lawrence Station, about 35 miles from my place of employment. Therefore, clearly not in the habitrail with the giant hamster wheel.
I think this falls under the phrase, “stepping on one’s crank.” Good thing I warmed up the LULZ muscles before I read this….whatever you want to call it.
I call it a cry for help.
It also invokes the “golf cleats” clause in “stepping on one’s crank.” It appears to also involve a ripstop trampoline…
Technically, his motion is completely frivolous. The things he talks about is completely irrelevant to the case.
However, by doing this, he seriously exposed himself. I won’t explain it, but let’s just say that the consequences he will bring on himself will hurt him. All this for being a gamma and wanting to please Brett Kimberlin.
Saw that, too…
Rereading the complaint I had a “holy sh@t” moment myself!
It brought me great pleasure.
But he says in that motion that the comments are bad! Except when he enjoys them.
https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/703776046416584705
I don’t remember ever feeling the slightest trace of panic at anything he’s filed or done. Hysterical amusement is not easily mistaken for fright, at least not by the intelligent, calm, orderly and sober.
Didn’t Bill piss himself and immediately dismiss you once he found out who represented you? Yeah, I thought so. Panic? Bwhahahahaha. The only one panicking is Bill “Stolen Valor” Schmalfeldt as witnessed by this….abomination…of a motion.
Why, yes, he dismissed me, and my employer, and LG with prejudice, and has been pretending that he did so of his own free will.
When he can bring himself to mention me at all, or LG, it’s always by his cute little euphemisms. *Shrug* Whatever.
What was even more mysterious is that he dropped me without my having done a single thing, nor had anyone do anything in my name, or for me.
Unca Biwwy has got to be one of the world’s most cowardly plaintiffs.
If there’s a chance (by which I mean certainty) that you have filed a frivolous lawsuit that includes a claim that is not a valid tort under the state laws you are suing under, and if losing that claim, or having it dismissed requires that you SHALL be required to pay the other party’s legal fees, what might be the first thing you try to do?
If you’re a DUMBFUCK like Bill Schmalfeldt, you get a convicted perjurer to file a declaration as an exhibit in a motion to disqualify opposing counsel.
Which said counsel will oppose, racking up large numbers of billable hours for lawyers and paralegals which, even if said attorney is disqualified, WILL STILL NEED TO BE PAID BY THE
PLAINTIFFIDIOT.Oh dis gun be so gooooooood.
You know this brings up an interesting question…
In the impossible situation that Aaron Walker is disqualified and then joined as a defendant, WHO EVER IN THE WORLD WOULD STEP UP TO DEFEND HIM?
Dianna, any thoughts?
LOL
If you restrict yourself _just_ to posters at Popehat, there’s Ken, and this new guy Marc. Strange guy, keeps muttering about walls in Latin. As far as I know, Clark is not a lawyer, but he understands cause and effect better than Bill. Heck, even Via Angus spins a more coherent and compelling tale than Bill does, and he’s a cow.
Point of order:
Via Angus is a BULL, not a COW.
Makes a huge difference at milking time!
I wonder who’s comments look the best tonight? What parties to this suit will have their exact words shown to the judge? Those are the ONLY comments that have any chance to be seen by the Federal judge in this case.
“I ROCK THEIR WORLD!!!”
I thought I felt something that time he fell over while trying to pet his dog. Remember how he then provably LIED to the cops about the incident?
He should work in a theater. The projection never stops.
Panic? Wow, Bill really does inhabit a fascinating world, doesn’t he?
Bill. Nobody here is panicking. A number of us are trying to comprehend your logic, which is a task slightly harder than reading Cthulhu Mythos tomes and remaining sane.
I just don’t get it what is going through his mind… what does it matter who the attorney is? To use a chess analogy, a litigation is not lost by the person who makes the next to the last “gotcha”. Litigation is lost when your argument as a whole is inferior to your opposition. He needs to be more worried about the valid arguments presented to dismiss his shitpile of a lolsuit than getting another lawyer involved (and more fees he risks paying). IANAL so what do I know, but hopefully Justice Ed Lolington swoops in to pass judgement soon!
I don’t know what went through his mind either, but I can guess what passed through his liver while this was being generated.
Precursors to fear pee that will make their way to his renal system?
There is absolutely zero truth to the rumor that St Francis is putting in a recycling program which will pipe exports from a local assisted living facility to the Miller Light brewery.
Hey now. . .
Deb Frisch used to try this all the time. When a criminal prosecutor was handing her ass to her, she’d file a LOLSUIT against them, then try to claim that the LOLSUIT disqualified the prosecutor on “conflict of interest” grounds.
Result? Deb Frisch spent half of last year behind bars.
Sounds like a text book case of “terrorism” using the reasonable person standard.
And a court found BK liable for the death of Car Delong as well. It doesn’t have to be immediate for Kimberlin to have caused the death.
But I imagine that’s HYPERTECHNICAL!
Yes, and BK still has not paid his judgment.
This is just unbelievably facepalmy stupid. “He was a bomber, but didn’t terrorize his community.”
But, but, but…
That’s like ‘he was a thief, but he didn’t steal things.’
Plus: Res Judicata. Gotta hate that!
Exactly.
So, back when Brett was tried, the FBI didn’t consider bombing a town to distract the cops from a murder investigation to be terrorism, but now they do. Bill better hope the judge is an idiot.
You know, they didn’t charge Timothy McVeigh with terrorism, either.
You don’t say…
There was no terrorism charge at the time The Diddler was blowing Speedway, IN up. He sure hits all the notes, though.
Yes, Dumbass, he was trying to effect the conduct of the government via mass destruction, likely to cover up his responsibility for the murder of his very underage girfriend’s grandmother. It was a stroke of genius to insert the details of your excellent diddling bomber friend into your case at this stage of the game. Absolute freaking genius!
https://youtu.be/2X9E9n6GHC8
Well, Brett is so short I am sure he’s been stepped over a lot in his lifetime too.
I wonder, though; if Kimberlin was arrested today, would the feds hit him with terrorism charges? Might be worth asking Patterico about, he might have an idea.
You can not be sued for statements made in court a filing, but you can be charged with perjury/Contempt of court.
Imagine how stupid that Brett …. err, Schmalfeldt has to be that he thinks that actually shows that Aaron is the liar ….
Kimberlin was never charged, nor convicted, for the specific charge of “terrorism” a charge for which the FBI has a clear definition.
Likewise, it is COMPLETELY beyond the pale to suggest that Al Capone was anything more than someone who made some errors on his tax returns.
Thin semantic differences. Yeah, that’s the hill to die on fer sher.
All the stuff he needs to deal with and this what he’s doing? prima facie evidence his suit is frivolous.
1) Who said the FBI definition is the controlling one?
2) Even under that definition (iii) is a quite nicely fitting shoe.
You really should charge admission for this.
http://i.imgur.com/TkCRecm.jpg
https://youtu.be/SHYgjyGoV9s
Off topic, but he was totally wrong about this, too:
https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/697298507867283456
TOTALLY wrong.
I may have said exactly this before, but as apolitical analyst, he’s a pretty good tree stump.
I am ANGRY!
And OUTRAGED!!
And, and…REACTING!!!
Curse you, Schma—
Nope. Laughed. Dammit.
*snort*
“I’M NOT SHOUTING… ALRIGHT, I AM! I’M SHOUTING, I’M SHOUTING, I’M SHOUT–” *thunk* *thud*
+1 for the Clue reference.
So, I’m just a “cultist” and not some fancy law-talking guy. But please tell me, do judges’ BS detectors (that’s Bullshit detectors, not Bill S. detectors, I understand the confusion) go off when unsubstantiated comments are made in a complaint about “right wing nutjobs” and blatantly conflating “free speech activits” with “right wing Christians”?
Or will the exhibits make it all clear? Because if the exhibits are taken out of context, well, I have it on the highest authority (well, nearly highest, he just fell off a cliff and there’s this anvil above him…) that if you take things out of context people can sue you for that.
Because Bill is all about context.
Yes
Yes. Exhibit A: the Deb Frisch lawsuit of 2009-2010.
Result? Public mockery by the legal community:
http://abovethelaw.com/2010/10/pro-se-litigant-of-the-day-deborah-frisch-ph-d/
Hey! Someone pass the butter…
http://i.imgur.com/S6HAKVZ.gif
LOL More context. Did he really file that thing?
http://i.imgur.com/Yw59FO3.jpg
We can only hope.
He really shouldn’t blaspheme…
So Willy, whatever happened to this?
https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704697680883281921
It’s a puzzler! HIC!
I predicted on the Artisan craft blog that he would do even more stupid things. Bill doesn’t disappoint.
Isn’t that like predicting the sun will rise in the east?
Always go with the safe bet!
Every time I’ve said “Even Bill isn’t stupid enough to…” I’ve been wrong.
Is there seriously a judge that is going to go to a website or three as directed by a plaintiff to look at anything? Isn’t that a serious violation of judicial ethics?
No and yes.
Judge Oliver Wendall Jones, in Pretendy Land court goes to websites whenever DF is told in a motion. There are no judicial ethics there.
No, BB, it’s totally cool. The internet transcends mere “legalisms” and forms an entire tesseract which is contained in the “four corners” of the legal brief that the Plaintiff totally meant to file.
But will Loki try and steal that Tesseract and will the Avengers come in and stop him?
Ethics are a foreign concept to Team Kimberlin. As are honesty, compassion, justice, ……..
As are honesty, compassion, justice, courage, age of consent…….
FIFY
Allegedly, consent regardless of age.
The similarity to Deb Frisch is pretty funny here. During Deb’s frivolous lawsuit, she actually filed SCREENCAPS of blogs documenting her behavior as “evidence” of people “harassing” her (translation: people documenting her illegal behavior…sound familiar?).
http://internetisforever.blogspot.com/2009/10/deb-frisch-death-threatsuicide-redux.html
Yeah, on that last … Cabin Boy is confused. Aaron isn’t representing him.
I can’t speak for Aaron but in his place, I’d hope Cabin Boy does file that motion.
It’s best evidence that Cabin Boy needs to be committed.
There you go, spilling the beans!
Filed or not BS is screwed either way.
There’s a form for that. It should be stapled to this filing.
I think I know where a blank one is…
I’ve been meaning to ask, are we putting up the statue in Elkridge, or St.Francis? Or are we getting them a statue each?
Riding a pony?
Do they have the jackets with the ewrap around sleaves in extra rotund sizes? What a load of bat shit crazy.
That stepping on the rake thing just never gets old
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/11-11-2015/A-urla.gif
Really? Bill fully deserves the full ten minute version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbd4t-ua-WQ
Since there is no “Sideshow Blob steps on crank” version, with or without golf cleats.
Hey, Bill, it’s a lifetime achievement! You’re up there with Kelsey Grammer! Wow!
http://kimberlinunmask.com/files/wow.jpg
Why do I get the funny feeling Brett Kimberlin is laughing right now. Bill Schmalfeldt is Brett’s muse (not literally because Brett’s muses are generally underage and imported but metaphorically speaking) because Bill for Brett’s purposes is used to decrease Brett’s own Streisand effect.
With a filing that argues whether or not Brett is a terrorist? Brilliant …. Not.
By filing this motion Brett( & Fat Willie) has entered his name and actions into another case file. His quest to improve his “reputation” by lawsuit has backfired to the nth degree. Here is another court, in another state getting caught up with all of his past crimes in explicit detail. Congrats Brett!!!
I’m starting to think that this will NEVER be filed with the court. I’m thinking he posted it to get some reactions. There is no way his legal team at AVVO, Just Answer and Acme would allow him to file something so damaging to his case.
I’ll admit that one aspect of this that had crossed my mind when it was revealed that AW was the attorney. It seemed likely that suddenly he was going to be called as a witness or added to the suit somehow. You all know that BK and BS would consider it a feather in their cap (that would be endlessly referred to in future filings) if they could get him disqualified. That would apply even if they lost the overall case.
I imagine that such a move was anticipated by the appropriate parties.
So what if he is? You’ll notice there’s no case law presented for his theory that potentially being a witness.defendant means he can’t work the case.
Can’t wait to see how the judge rules on this screed of butthurt.
But how would Aaron’s testimony be germane to any “contested” issue in the present case?
As the various assertions were made in previous cases Kimberlyman lost, they should pretty much be considered facts, from the legal standpoint. At the least, if there was a viable claim there, it should have been made 3 years ago.
The chances of William “Stolen Valor” Schmalfeldt actually filing this are slim and none. Now that both Bill and Brett can see how ridiculous it is it will never see the courtroom. Come one, even Bill isn’t that stupid right?
Uhhhhh. Yes, they are that stupid and that deluded.
Yup.
Heh, it really is difficult to believe that you aren’t “making this up “.
What is the legal equivalent of a suicide watch? It sure looks like Bill is trying to commit legal suicide with this filing.
Well the original filing was the barbiturates. The amended filing was the bottle of Jack Daniels. This motion is a tub full of warm water, and I’m guessing whatever he file next will be razor blades?
Remember kids, it’s down the street, not across the street.
I denounce myself.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/c8a4f4172db6d05fc7a003fff52b308e/tumblr_n03avqv7wQ1sj1nado2_500.jpg
The suicide already happened; we’re just waiting for the corpse to fall.
Acme Law wrote this motion. We all know who is behind Acme Law, don’t we?
A sooper geenyus.
Well with nobody wanting to come over for sleep overs anymore, he has the extra time on his tiny little hands.
Alas, many are born unusually stupid, but it takes a rare soul to adopt it as a career.
“If you don’t believe me, go read these blogs where you’ll find long lists of people laughing at me”.
All you cultists need to take this seriously because he is a respected journalist of thirty years experience who is capable of FOCUS and abstract thought and occasional Nietzsche quotes so give him the respect he is due!
Oh man I think I broke something holding it together for that. I gotta go rustle up some ponies for these statues.
Yes, let’s remove “the most incompetent lawyer in the world” and replace him with someone *more* difficult to defeat.
Well, it’s a strategy.
Gee, how many MORE of the Restraining Orders against Billy could be introduced as germane, in light of Billy’s lulzy desperate attempt to avoid getting pwned by a real attorney?
Hmmm…memory lane
http://www.justanswer.com/law/93mru-lawyer-disqualified-representing-co-defendants.html
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