The Cabin Boy™ is counting unhatched chickens again.
He has a habit doing that. The Gentle Reader who has been following this story for several years may remember when the Cabin Boy™ published this picture over at Breitbart Unmasked back when he was the site’s editor.
He was soooooo sure that he was going to win a judgment against me and wind up as the owner of stately Hoge Manor. What really happened is he wound up having a couple peace orders issued against him; having to take down posts and tweets that infringed my copyrights; and having three lawsuits and one set of counterclaims against me dismissed. Mrs. Hoge and I are still living at 20 Ridge Road, and the Cabin Boy™ has fled the state.
If the way he cut and ran when confronted by one defendant’s lawyer is any indication of Schmalfeldt’s confidence in his LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler, I suspect that he will be equally unsuccessful in winning against the remaining defendants. Continuing to pursue that LOLsuit will result in a crushing defeat. Will he have enough sense to drop the suit before it becomes an expensive defeat as well?
Stay tuned.
He be counting eggs that have yet to be laid.
Probably counting the brown eggs at the cattle ranch.
Chickens aren’t the only things that hatch from eggs. Just sayin’.
Buddha, they say, was hatched from an egg.
So is a cockatrice.
Standing in as the little voice in Bill Schmalfeldt’s head, counseling dropping the Internet altogether. Still nowhere near my office or its equipment, and damn, but it’s gloomy and dank in here!
A cockatrice? Are you implying that Willie was hatched rather than born?
No, just thinking how unwise it is to gloat over eggs of unknown origin.
The train, somehow, is on time. It would be great to start the week on time.
He said “laid” huh-huh, heh-heh #BeavisButtheadFlashback
To get eggs that chicks will hatch out of, you first must make the hen very happy.
He’s a deeply discounted Donald Trump with one very important difference.
You can bet ever dollar that you’ll ever make that Trump has never spelled his own name wrong.
I’d hazard that Trump’s IQ is at least 50% higher too.
I’d hazard that Trump’s IQ is at least 1000% higher too.
FIFY
And his bank account(s) contain more money than all of Bill’s direct ancestors back 10 centuries ever made, combined!
While even I don’t think that old “Stolen Valor” Schmalfeldt is stupid enough to continue this farce past the first motion filed by his opposition, I do so hope he does. The enormous depth and breadth of his idiocy is simply stunning to behold and it would be a shame if he cuts and runs again before fully display exactly how far that stupidity goes.
Soon, very very soon, Schmalfeldt is going to own EVERYTHING that Sarah and Eric have – including their wives.
Yes, Bulbous Billy and His Demented Dick Dents of Doom are on the hunt again, which is usually a sign that he’s about to step in a bear trap.
It really never gets old.
Makes you wonder what size melon baller they used when they were poking around inside his skull.
Size four … One size for each IQ point pre-surgery.
That will be a terrible blow to both of them, but more to BPO, because, after her wife is seized, Ash will still have a boyfriend, a household item that many women seem to find has some limited utility, though not as much as a working clothes dryer.
You have a clothes dryer?
Yes, and I have carefully remained ignorant of how to run it.
As to my wife… well, you know what they say about surprise packages, don’t you?
My clothes dryer is currently on the fritz. So the boyfriend has to do double duty. Poor, beleaguered boyfriend.
My sister has a T-shirt that says
Do me?
Do the laundry.
That cant be the hosts house, there are no tinfoil arrays, and where is the space laser?
That octagon shape you think is a window is actually the firing port, and what you think are trellises in front are carefully disguised radar targeting arrays.
Cheddar Injection @hotcheeseshot 22m22 minutes ago
Hoge is begging me to drop the lawsuit. Scared that Sarah or Eric have something on him? We find out this week.
Bill Schmalfeldt: Never NOT failing at basic reading comprehension.
Nothing can happen to me, I just acquired all rights to the next hit TV show “Real Housewives of Pennsylvania Avenue”
I gots mine, also I’ll turn in John, Krendler, the Pope, Cruz, anyone for a box of Krispy Kremes..
Mmmmmm! Krispy Kremes….
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Sorry for the downward twinkle, using my tablet and my fat finger slipped