The Cabin Boy seems to believe that my speculation about the likely outcome of his current LOLsuit is a attempt to get him to drop his suit. He’s wrong. He also doesn’t seem to be smart enough to cut his losses while he can.
While I have sympathy for the defendants in the Cabin Boy’s™ LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler, I must confess that I would sorta/kinda enjoy seeing the case go forward, at least to the point where the remaining defendants win dismissals and secure a ruling that the suit was frivolous and that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt must pay their costs, including attorney’s fees.
Reblogged this on A Conservative Christian Man.
Already in motion
Sheer comedy as the blustering criminal works his way closer to involuntary commitment
I thought [Redacted ~ don’t spook the mark] worked Pro-Bono. Oh that’s right, he can still recover the fees that he chose to waive.
It’d also be nice to get a court order forbidding the Dreadful Pro-Se from filing any more of these except through counsel or pre-clearance by a magistrate judge.
Wouldn’t that be something? William might be happier if he had some adult supervision.
That would be pro forma if Billy’s declared to be a vexatious litigant. Wouldn’t be a hard motion to compile and file.
I am so looking forward to Cabin Boy™ going apoplectic when ordered to pay anything to Defendants lawyer(s). His poor scooty puff (It’s red. Vroom, VROOM!) might need to be repoed or sold.
The problem is that, with what Biwwy uses that Scooter for, it’ll cost more to employ the Hazmat team than any value the Scooter would give when repoed…
Vroom vroom VROOM!!!
I keep thinking the story about Br’er Rabbit and the briar patch might be applicable somehow.
Racist
I keep wondering why he bothers. He knows that no one’s gonna believe him.
Oh wait, it’s that void thing isn’t it?
Yes, the one between his ears!
Well, you got a down twinkle. I guess that means Bill is not happy with you not drinking his kool-aid.
This reminds me of that scene you find in so many movies and TV shows where the protagonist walks into the stalkers lair only to find it wallpapered with pictures and news articles, all connected with different colored string that all prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the stalker has found a hidden meaning that only he could see.
Or that he’s a complete whackadoodle. You pick.
Can this dumbass actually believe that some dirt on you is just going to land in his lap by virtue of his suit against Sarah and Eric?
Well, he is phenomenally stupid, and oddly optimistic.
You forgot “hammered.”
Seriously, in Unca Biwwy’s Pretendy Land court, when Eric and Sarah lose (pause to recover breath from laughing hysterically at the thought that could happen) how will Biwwy learn anything about John? I can only surmise that in Biwwy’s version of reality, on losing, the court will tell Eric and Sarah that they had to give Biwwy the goods on John, Paul, George, and maybe even Ringo, as part of the settlement or face jail for obstruction or some other Pretendy Land felony. (OK, another long pause in typing to recover my breath.)
Back in the real world, if the defendants in a defamation case lose, I don’t think there is anyway that they can be ordered to give plaintiffs information, only to remove the defamatory publications and/or pay a monetary judgement. Since the “something” that Biwwy is having orgasms imagining doesn’t fall into either category, even if it exists he wouldn’t get his hands on it, even if the defendants lost.
I can see value of info on Paul, but John and I are publicly known.
And who is this Ringo chap?
And who is this Ringo chap?
Richard’s pseudonym.
Since Hoge is not a party to the suit, then what better way to prove that this was vexatious than to drop it once someone dropped a dime. This isn’t a criminal prosecution, where you’re going after the little fish to snare the big one. Sara “The Rifleman” Palmer isn’t going to flip on William “Whitey” Hoge.
But if Bill thought the only way out of a predicament was to rat out friends, he’d do it in a heartbeat. Therefore he thinks everyone would do it. In Bill’s world everyone is just as morally bankrupt and cowardly as he is.
And as criminal and perverted.
Bill seems to think that a lawsuit is like a truth serum, like [if we take the ginormous leap that he might get to any stage of the suit that requires depositions or testimony] he can ask any question under the sun and get whatever information he might want to use/abuse.
To which the proper answer is, of course, “objection, your honor – relevance.”
I’m sure as many suit’s as he’s been a part of, he’s well aware of that, right?
I seem to have made the Big Time. [Though not big enough to know how to properly embed tweets here.]
https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704545617167699968
Note: I said “made the Big Time.” I’ll leave the “making bigs” to the expert.
[Well, whattya know, that worked.]
My guess is that Billy is making long trains of BIGS this morning.
File this one under “Tweets for us to laugh at Forever”
https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/704458860128571395
Beasahaaahaaa
Is it too much to hope that there will be video from the courtroom (assuming such an eventuality ever actually transpires)?
Wide lenses are not allowed
Arial photography?
IF it got to depositions, we could get some video lulz from that.
Another account suspended?
The trail of Bill’s skeered-urine seems to indicate otherwise.