Prevarication Du Jour

Cheddar201602291601Zpopcorn4bkThe Cabin Boy seems to believe that my speculation about the likely outcome of his current LOLsuit is a attempt to get him to drop his suit. He’s wrong. He also doesn’t seem to be smart enough to cut his losses while he can.

While I have sympathy for the defendants in the Cabin Boy’s™ LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler, I must confess that I would sorta/kinda enjoy seeing the case go forward, at least to the point where the remaining defendants win dismissals and secure a ruling that the suit was frivolous and that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt must pay their costs, including attorney’s fees.

36 thoughts on “Prevarication Du Jour

  1. I thought [Redacted ~ don’t spook the mark] worked Pro-Bono. Oh that’s right, he can still recover the fees that he chose to waive.

  2. It’d also be nice to get a court order forbidding the Dreadful Pro-Se from filing any more of these except through counsel or pre-clearance by a magistrate judge.

  3. I am so looking forward to Cabin Boy™ going apoplectic when ordered to pay anything to Defendants lawyer(s). His poor scooty puff (It’s red. Vroom, VROOM!) might need to be repoed or sold.

    • The problem is that, with what Biwwy uses that Scooter for, it’ll cost more to employ the Hazmat team than any value the Scooter would give when repoed…

      Vroom vroom VROOM!!!

  4. This reminds me of that scene you find in so many movies and TV shows where the protagonist walks into the stalkers lair only to find it wallpapered with pictures and news articles, all connected with different colored string that all prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the stalker has found a hidden meaning that only he could see.

    Or that he’s a complete whackadoodle. You pick.

  5. Can this dumbass actually believe that some dirt on you is just going to land in his lap by virtue of his suit against Sarah and Eric?

    Well, he is phenomenally stupid, and oddly optimistic.

    • Seriously, in Unca Biwwy’s Pretendy Land court, when Eric and Sarah lose (pause to recover breath from laughing hysterically at the thought that could happen) how will Biwwy learn anything about John? I can only surmise that in Biwwy’s version of reality, on losing, the court will tell Eric and Sarah that they had to give Biwwy the goods on John, Paul, George, and maybe even Ringo, as part of the settlement or face jail for obstruction or some other Pretendy Land felony. (OK, another long pause in typing to recover my breath.)

      Back in the real world, if the defendants in a defamation case lose, I don’t think there is anyway that they can be ordered to give plaintiffs information, only to remove the defamatory publications and/or pay a monetary judgement. Since the “something” that Biwwy is having orgasms imagining doesn’t fall into either category, even if it exists he wouldn’t get his hands on it, even if the defendants lost.

    • Since Hoge is not a party to the suit, then what better way to prove that this was vexatious than to drop it once someone dropped a dime. This isn’t a criminal prosecution, where you’re going after the little fish to snare the big one. Sara “The Rifleman” Palmer isn’t going to flip on William “Whitey” Hoge.

      • But if Bill thought the only way out of a predicament was to rat out friends, he’d do it in a heartbeat. Therefore he thinks everyone would do it. In Bill’s world everyone is just as morally bankrupt and cowardly as he is.

  6. Bill seems to think that a lawsuit is like a truth serum, like [if we take the ginormous leap that he might get to any stage of the suit that requires depositions or testimony] he can ask any question under the sun and get whatever information he might want to use/abuse.

    To which the proper answer is, of course, “objection, your honor – relevance.”

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