Over at his blog (No, I won’t link to it.), the Cabin Boy™ has more or less admitted that he will have to prove that he isn’t a child pornographer in order to win the defamation claim in his LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler.
Words have meaning.
por·nog·ra·pher \pȯr-ˈnä-grə-fər\ n. : one who produces pornography.
por·nog·ra·phy \-fē\ n. : 1. material that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement. 2. the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction <the pornography of violence>.
child \ˈchī(-ə)ld\ adj. : 1. of or pertaining to a young human being who had not attained the age of puberty. 2. of or pertaining to a young human being who has not attained the age of majority.
So Bill Schmalfeldt says he’s prepared to prove that he never published, for example, anything that depicted sensational acts involving one or more underage kids that prompted intense emotional reactions. Uh, huh.