Jeb! Says His Campaign’s Not Dead

Somehow, this comes to mind—

PUNDIT 1: Bring out your dead!

PUNDIT 2: Here’s one!

PUNDIT 1: Ninepence.

JEB: I’m not dead!

PUNDIT 1: What?

PUNDIT 2: Nothing. Here’s your ninepence.

JEB: I’m not dead!

PUNDIT 1: ‘ere. He says he’s not dead.

PUNDIT 2: Yes, he is.

JEB: I’m not!

PUNDIT 1: He isn’t.

PUNDIT 2: He will be soon. He’s very ill.

JEB: I’m getting better!

PUNDIT 2: You’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a few minutes.

Etc.

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