The Cabin Boy™ actually filed this—
Portions of the exhibits have been redacted because they contain material that is unsuitable for this blog.
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Never pick a fight with a man who buys pixels by the terabyte.
The Cabin Boy™ actually filed this—
Portions of the exhibits have been redacted because they contain material that is unsuitable for this blog.
Paragraph 5 is a hoot! Reminder: don’t educate him!
Thought bubble over the magistrate reading that reads:
“Oh, Dear God. This one is a Dumbf*ck.”
In China, they just drown them in a river when they’re born like William.
That’s probably why China is the world’s longest continuous civilization.
Cant wait to see Billy’s head pop like a zit when he is forced to realize his f*ckup.
He actually left in the hand-altered “evidence”.
Isn’t he awesome?
Paging Neal N. Bob!
Neal N. Bob – please remember to stretch those LULZ muscles first…
And the rest of you:
https://thinkingmanszombie.files.wordpress.com/2016/01/lets-be-careful-out-there.jpg
The accidental comic genius of William never disappoints, does it?
He didn’t misspell his name in this one. At least not that I noticed.
Maybe he really IS going to law school!
Most of us learn that in Kindergarten.
William’s “special.”
Yeah, but the signature looks enough like his to be a forgery done by whoever really sent me that letter last year.
I KNOW!
We need to stop this train right here.
Are we a cult, or are we a cabal? I was kinda hoping we were the Cult of Dumbf*ck Mockery because that’s just FUN, but if we’re a cabal, I need to know how we’re monetizing this.
I have standards, you know.
How about a church? Americans let anyone found a church, and the tax exemption would be nice.
How about, folks? “The First Church of Hoge!”
No, thank you.
Father Krendler’s Home For Wayward DUMBFUCKS?
Hoge am not church. Hoge am law.
Can’t be both.
Cartel, maybe?
Damnit we’re a cult!!! We’ve got robes with friggin embroidered monograms and I just took out a 5 year lease on the cavern!!! Does that sound like a cabal to anyone!! DF can’t even do a flowchart right how can anyone expect him to properly recognize and understand secretive organizational types.
Actually, that sounds like a frat house.
They’re not mutually exclusive you know.
It is the meeeelyuns and meeeelyuns of dollars being raked in through the websites
He did it!!! I can’t believe he actually did it!! I shouldn’t be surprised that he would make such a colossal [REDACTED DON’T EDUCATE THE MONKEY].
I KNOW!
Wow. Just… wow.
This.
Is there a way to count the number of logins and f5 refreshes on this post from a certain resident of Wisconsin? I predict mid 200’s for the next 24 hours.
Is that what they call a Focused Denial of Service attack?
Well, it would take some seriously focused denial to believe that … document… will survive to trial.
Ho…lee…[REDACTED because, well, he might be an even bigger idiot than….never mind, no edumacating the bastard].
Did he really leave off the names of the John Does? And are we a cabal or cult? I keep getting confused.
I didn’t see my pseudonym listed.
What exactly is he suing me for again?
We’re caballeros.
Seems legit.
Hola, Caballeros y Caballeras! Yo soy El Guapo. Me buscan por las crimines de amor. Las Senoritas son la causa de me tormenta!
YO LO SE!
I was thinking more like this:
https://youtu.be/cwGs9vKm9SY
WELCOME TO LATIN FIRE!
Or caballos? lol
Didn’t we have a form around here that needed to be filled in?
I think In have said this before, it is not what is in the “complaint” but what was left out that is required to be in it.
Maybe he should read FRCP.
The FRCP is just like instructions — and only wussies read instructions.
Dean Wormer was right.
I KNOW!
Don’t drink and sue, folks, It might seem like fun, and all the cool kooks are doing it, but it just isn’t worth the humiliation and $400.
I am not a lawyer. However, that is one of the most absurd, self-defeating things ever voluntarily submitted to a court.
Good. Lord.
On my phone, heading out for the weekend. In other words, not using my employer’s equipment!
Colonel Mustard, in the study, with a billiard cue.
More like Teh Fat Blabber, in his scooty chair, by his own keyboard….
Sheesh, what a mess.
VROOOOM VROOOOM, it’s RED
Colonel Trollpoker, scotch in hand, laughing hysterically, grandchildren in the other room, wondering what grandad is laughing so hard about . . . 🙂
You, too?
Grandkids asked me what was so funny – I told them that a very distant, and not so bright relative of theirs had just made some very silly and foolish mistakes, in front of everybody.
Drinking Oban 20, BTW. Good stuff, very smooth finish, won’t rot yer guts like JWR…
When Brett realizes what’s in this filing, I suspect he’s going to be *very* dissatisfied.
OK… he’s complaining because he voluntarily moved halfway across the country to avoid the legal machinations of The Cult, but it didn’t work, and the legal process has followed him?
Man, that plan was so cunning he should consider changing his name to Baldrick.
Baldrick meant well.
Would you believe Balcerak?
http://imgur.com/TOhgxmn
I might believe ‘ballsack’.
He is a ballchinian
Baldrick was an absolute brain surgeon compared to the Fat, Neckless Wonder.
There are two paragraphs 37. Is one “probably” false?
HYPERTECHNICAL!!!!
You missed a few others…
28, 29, 29, 30, 30, 31…
34, 35, 36, 35, 36, 37, 37…
But, I’m a mere NEC3356 Navy ELT, not a GS-13 editor….
Damn, the JWR must have been gushing last night…..
Yeah, but if you made a mistake it might make you glow in the dark.
Microsoft Word will automatically number the paragraphs. Or is that too much monkey educating?
So will Apple Pages and Libre Office and …
Perhaps the best thing about any of William’s Lulzsuits is that there are over a dozen existing motions to dismiss out there that can be copy/pasted and filed, and any of them will work.
If either of the named defendants are reading this, can you file motion to have a guardian appointed for the plaintiff? How about a more responsible bartender?
Someone should just get an existing MTD from a previous lulzsuit, scratch the signature plate out and hand write their details in.
It seems to work for Schmalfeldt in his exhibits.
I am a certified bartender! And Blob is certifiable.
LET’S DO THIS!!!
Even a year later, this one still cracks me up!
http://i.imgur.com/pgILjfx.jpg
If I’m not mistaken, that’s the one where he didn’t know what diversity of citizenship meant and proceeded to sue HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE!!11!!, (hereafter referred to “cult leader,”) a then-fellow Maryland resident, in federal court.
The good times never go away, do they?
The first anniversary of this tweet is tomorrow. This is the third lulzsuit since it was posted.
That says so much more about William than I ever could.
In his previous 5 LolSuits, he stated the law was on his side too!!!! Yet, no suit he has filed has ever made it past the MTD stage. Get a clue Bill, you are playing right the hands of those that mock you. This latest suit will end exactly the same way as all the others……You get mocked mercilessly for several months…….then you come to your senses and run like a scalded dog.
Was Ali named in that one? Maybe he thought that was what all that diversity stuff was about?
Must be. in the literally thousands of pictures that William has published of himself online, i don’t believe that I’ve ever seen him with any kind of a visible minority.
Paragraph 6.
1) How is he going to get any ISP information?
2) If he actually does get any ISP info, how is he going to pay the ISPs to provide the information he requests from them?
Forget it, Jake. It’s Schmallytown.
2: He’ll demand the defendants to waive notification, and then tell them they have to pay for the requests when they don’t?
Paragraph 6 contains a f*ckup $imilar to Paragraph 5.
BS has a fanciful idea of what occurs in a judge’s chambers. No, I won’t link to it. It’s more like this:
HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Gasp! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!
I KNOW
I always picture the judges in William’s lulzsuits quoting Danny Glover.
It’s butt stuff, isn’t it?
I have to say that I’m glad BS took down his filthy web site. Now, he can also take down the one defaming Lynn, his harassment victim.
https://twitter.com/hotcheeseshot/status/695773010528047104
I agree with Stephen. Glad it’s gone.
https://twitter.com/stephensheiko/status/695775230489452544
Just an FYI to Sheiko, Bill was responsible for that site. Didn’t you notice that none of us had commented on any of his posts. Hell, I didn’t ever visit that site and I’m will to bet 98% of the Horde didn’t either. It was just a false flag op by Bill that ended like all the others he has attempted. FAILURE
Maybe WordPress was waiting for someone with ‘standing’ to complain?
Is there any way to establish a time that site was taken down? Seems like DF is right (instantly) on the ball with noticing it’s gone and Sheiko is only 9 minutes later congratulating him. Its his usual game.
The defendants can find out during discovery, including the ISP of the blog owner.
Good job on that one Bill. Just wondering what took you so long?
Howard’s going to be heartbroken!
yes but Stinky sort of had to take it down, before proof that it was his surfaced.
and while he may be thinking he’s in the clear…the odds are NOT in his favor.
Agreed. That site was, as Lt. Hauk put it in Good Morning, Vietnam! “way, WAY over the line!”
World’s Stupidest Man™
He still wants a jury trial.
I’ve sat on juries, both criminal and civil. The thought of having to sit through the plaintiff’s case is just mind boggling, and certainly any jury would deserve far more than the $50 or so a day the court pays them. They’d need more than that if only to pay for medical care for the sprained lulz muscles, sprained not so much from use, but rather from fighting the lulz impulse while trying to maintain appropriate decorum.
Can you imagine a jury listening to his “comedy” as Bill strives to show they’re probably not pornography?
I can imagine the foreman asking if they can convict the plaintiff.
No jury will rule in his favour after hearing:
1. the threat to take the wonan’s kids
2. The threats of rape towards Mrs. Stranahan
3. The vile comments about the loss of their child
and about a million other things in his own words.
Getting Cousin Bill, Dear Cousin Bill, up on the stand for cross on his “sterling character”, and having him read some of his own material, should put sufficient nails in his case’s coffin…
Explosive bolts.
I honestly didn’t think it was possible that Stinky would file something even more damaged than his last ravings.
really I didnt’.
Dumbf*ck proved me wrong by filing that steaming pile.
Not ONE of the many defects fixed, and many more added to the pile.
*SMDH
He’s made some very… unique… life choices.
And documented them. In Federal Court.
I’m a little confused. Bill had stated in a sworn court document in multiple places that Eric has sent emails and called the management of his place of residence. But in the attached exhibits I can find nothing that indicates that Eric did either of those things. He does provide emails from some anonymous actor, but nothing from Eric.
So is Bill stupid or lying? Yeah, yeah, I know, embrace the power of ‘And’
I am sure Cardinal really will like being involved in a lolsuit filed by their tenant over butthurt.
He has assured that they will be.
As least we don’t need no stinkin’ badges!!
From Paragraph 9:
“…Plaintiff adopted a tactic of using publicly available information to identify his anonymous attackers.”
The gist of his complaint seems to be variations of saying his attackers used “publicly available information” against him.
“It all started when he hit me back.”