Beware of Cheap Imitations


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15 thoughts on “Beware of Cheap Imitations

  1. “BTW, a The Grand Hog Shot Glass is just the thing for sipping or tossing back your favorite beverage on these cold winter nights. It’s ceramic, dishwasher safe, and holds 1.9 oz. for an stiff shot of JWR or whatever you like.”

    The Deranged Cyberstalker Bill Schmalfeldt gets PWNED! AGAIN!

  2. FYI, folks, the Restatement of Torts is not “the law.” It’s sort of a Cliff Notes for lawyers. No substitute for relevant precedent or actual statutes.

    • I mostly agree with you. I would say less cliffnotes and more, “this is what everyone else is doing” (or what we think everyone else should be doing). Nevertheless, a jurisdiction certainly may adopt a particular restatement view on a certain element or claim, at which point it is the law in that jurisdiction. Good luck, though, unless you are an attorney figuring out whether the restatement has, in fact, been adopted, and whether it has been fully adopted or perhaps a bastardized version.

  3. I’ve been feeling a little jealous about not being part of The Cool Crew who’s been named in the lawsuits, but I think I have an idea to break into the clique. If a set of adult diapers (sized XXXXXXL) were to arrive from Cafe Press to a certain address in Wisconsin found on numerous court documents, emblazoned with a certain logo, do you think that would do the trick?

    And if that were to happen, which logo would be the most likely to elevate me to the ranks of the Blessed?

    1) Murum Aries Attigit
    B) Res Judicata
    III) Team Lickspittle
    d) Team Pedo Bomber
    iiiii) All Is Proceeding As Hoge Has Foreseen

    Vote for your favorite, but remember, this is all hypothetical. I don’t even know if Cafe Press offers adult diapers, and really, really don’t want to find out.

  4. Point of order: I believe the last option should correctly read “Praise be to the Foreseer of all Things Proceeding!”

    • That gets the culty angle right, but I was going for closer to verbatim. I’ll accept that as a variant, however.

      …and now I want a “I ATE MY OWN BRAIN AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T-SHIRT AND CROCKED-UP LAWSUIT” T-shirt. I should get some sleep…

  5. Yeah, yeah, we’re a cult, but Team Kimberlin sure did jump to work producing letters saying they’re interested in material sealed by the court…

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