The Dreadful Pro-Se must not have read N.C. R. Civ. P. 5(b1) prior to filing this.
Note: This motion is in the form Bill Schmalfeldt published it himself on the Internet.
UPDATE: This post originally used the Scribd document posted by Bill Schmalfeldt. A new Scribd document which has been redacted to obscure the name of a minor child is now used..