BREAKING: Lynn Thomas’s petition for a stalking no contact order against Bill Schmalfeldt was granted.
More later.
UPDATE—The Cabin Boy™ was a no show. His motion to dismiss was denied because he failed to serve a copy on Mrs. Thomas. The order was granted based on the evidence she presented to the court.
The member of the Vast Hogewash Research Organization who was present reports that the judge asked Lynn if she knew who is Paul Krendler. She responded, “I don’t know; he’s currently suing 28 people in Federal Court for being Paul Krendler.”
Heh.
UPDATE 2—Here is a copy of the order.
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/shocked_moriarty.gif
Oops…
Oopsie poopsie!
Lynn lied! The judge was flirting with her! Aliens!
Bwahahaha happy birthday Bill. Another restraining order on the facts. Great present huh?
Was the judge wearing a bow-tie?
That’s right! 😂
Happy Birthday, you fat, creepy, cyberstalking, bag ‘o fail!
Hopefully his last.
Evenin’, officers.
Good.
Two down, at least one to go.
Does Bill’s landlord know? And do they believe in “Three strikes, and you’re out!”?
Will William M Schmalfeldt set the Guinness Book of World Records in the fastest accumulation of three restraining orders?
So he has, what, another 330 million or so people to accuse of being Krendler?
What do they call it when everyone in the country has a restraining order against you?
Deportation?
True story.
Bill’s Landlord? Do you mean Cardinal Capital Management or the Canticle and Juniper Court Apartments…
So this makes, what, the sixth or is it the seventh judge who has played fast and loose with the law and granted no harassment orders contrary to the evidence purely out of malice for the 100% disabled veteran widower? /damn but that was hard to type with a straight face! 😀 😀 😀 😀
Seven.
That happens to cover three people. So, 7 orders covering 9 people.
I think it’s only 5 orders currently in effect, 7 if you include Mr. Hoge’s two expired ones. But I understand that Patrick Grady’s also covers his wife and son, so that would be 5 current orders covering 9 people, or 7 orders (that we know of) covering 10.
The fact remains that on seven separate occasions the courts have had to order William to do what normal people do routinely. When you factor in the geography, that has to be some kind of a record!
And that’s why they call him the Deranged Cyberstalker!
http://i.imgur.com/V3z5hKg.jpg
Too true.
And it takes special skills to get a restraining order without physical contact, without being in a relationship with that person.
Special. Skills.
How many people can write this in a legal pleading (and think it helps their case):
“IV. OTHER RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST RESPONDENT ARE NOT RELEVANT TO THE INSTANT CASE“
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5ApYxkU-U&w=854&h=480%5D
Oh crap. I just speed myself laughing . . .
So, did Bill Schmalfeldt make the train trip?
Hope “more later” is not a long time from now. I’m checking the page like a journamalist.
It may be a few hours before more details are available.
No.
According to his answer to the court, he did not.
I suspect it’s not that he’s incapable, but he thinks the not-showing-up-and-pleading-stage-eleventy-parkinsons is the better tactic.
He does think that sending documents is the better choice, because he knows that his behavior would be worse for him, especially if anybody ever got him on the stand under oath. He thinks he can lie with impunity in the documents, and if they aren’t simply ignored (as they should be), he can get some of his lies into the proceedings.
My understand is that there was a telephonic Feldtdown.
Isn’t it awesome?
http://kimberlinunmask.com/files/adventures36.jpg
Our congratulations go to Lynn Thomas on her success.
Ditto. [Redacted, don’t educate the monkey. -PK]
If that’s who she really is….
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t6/a_rod212/GIfs%20Album/Akuma-Raging-Demon.gif
Bunny Boy, Puppy Boy, and the Diddler Bomber must all be rolling around with laughter.
On his lates blog, BS makes certain false and libelous claims:
“[I’ve] learned that all you have to do if you want to terrorize and harass a disabled person who can’t travel is pretend as if you sent a “cease and desist” notice, then schedule a hearing someplace the disabled person cannot get to unassisted.” — Lynn never contacted, harassed, or “terrorized” BS. He started harassing her and her family, sua sponte. BS is fully able to travel, unassisted, and did so as recently as August when he moved from Maryland. He notified Maryland law enforcement in September that he had the means and the he physical ability to travel back to that state for trials. In December, he bragged on Twitter that a lovely train ride to Illinois would be easy to do. Finally, BS admitted IN HIS OWN ANSWER, that he had received a cease and desist notice. See exhibit 4.
“It’s even better if you have a judge who refuses to even look at your evidence that you have not harassed the individual seeking the order, and you ignore the evidence that the petitioner has called at least a dozen people “stalkers” over the past years.” The judge did look at it, and rejected it for two reasons: (1) BS failed to serve Lynn with his answer and motion to dismiss, and (2) the judge used the SAME ARGUMENT BS helpfully included in his motion to dismiss – that other legal proceedings, i.e., restraining orders, against BS were irrelevant to the matter at hand. I am sure the judge appreciated that.
“Hold your hearing in a heavily Republican county, get your Republican “justice.”” Uh, huh. Like the Democrat-dominated courts in Masaachusetts and Maryland, who came to the same. Inclusion?
“Lynn Thomas was only of interest to me when I considered the possibility that she might be “Paul Krendler.” Now that Sarah Palmer has spilled the beans and identified Patrick Grady (who, I am assuming, fed Hoge with from the scene coverage — unless Hoge popped for a Trailways ticket or something) as “Krendler,” my lawsuit will proceed.” — This is nothing other than a bald-faced lie. The incident during which BS claims Sarah allegedly “spilled the beans” occurred literally MONTHS before he started harassing Lynn and her elderly parents.
Shame on him.
I hate autocorrect, but you folks can muddle through, I’m sure. My apologies.
Yes, it couldn’t possibly be that he is a stalking stalker who likes to harasses the Krendler of the Week. Couldn’t be that the mass of fail he sent to the courts was unpersuasive must like everyone of his Lolsuits. No, nothing is ever his fault. He is a special snowflake that can never be held accountable for his own actions.
Damn it must SUCK to live in that skull.
“Krendler of the Week.”
Sounds like a cool contest. Maybe a caption contest on the astronomical photos, or maybe Our Gracious Host could post the pictures without naming them, and whoever first identifies the feature gets to be Krendler Of The Week.
And we can have Deputy Krendlers Of The Week…
And maybe we can get Steve Harvey to announce the winners!
Ooh! Ooh! A Billy Impersonation contest. Whoever can best impersonate Billy gets to be Krendler for a week!
No, strike that. There would be no winners, just losers. Never mind…
It’s an anarcho-syndicalist autonomous collective! We take it in turns to be a sort of Krendler-of-the-week, leading the mockery of the Freak of St. Francis…
Yep. The schedule is in the break room.
If he knew back in JUNE that Krendler was Grady because of me, well, I just don’t know what to say.
Oh wait! Yes I do!
Res Judicata.
I have a coffee cup that says that. The coffee is especially delicious.
You know, I could swear that Dumbass posted a cease and desist email he said was from Lynn…
And he hilariously included the C&D tweet Lynn sent as an exhibit in his Answer to the Court, essentially confirming his awareness of it.
You can not make it up.
The now-infamous Exhibit 4.
To go down in infamy with paragraph 83…..
Neal will have a fit.
Sooner or later, law students nationwide will be learning the doctrine of “DUMBFUCKS gotta DUMBFUCk.”
Boy, I wish I could have been there to report in, but my wife wouldn’t let me go.
LOL!
You, poor sociopath, you. 😉
Maybe Kimberlin will toss Schmalfeldt a biscuit as a show of ‘moral’ support. “Good boy, Bill. Keep trying. (Haaa haaa haa ha ha.)”
I know, I know, Death Threat eleventy!!11!!
http://untrustworthysource.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/finish-him.gif
You piker. Use one of the fatalities from MKX.
(seriously, I’m no wilting daisy, but a couple of those raised even my jaded eyebrows. Such gore, much disgusting.)
Very ick.
Wow.
FINISH HIM!!!!!
And sweep the leg, Johnny!
Excellent job. By the way, I predicted that he would claim that out of state folks were ganging up on him because he can’t travel. Maybe he should harass people face to face in Wisconsin.
Bill Schmalfeldt might harass people, but Knot in Wisconsin?
LOL!
How’s that Kobayashi Maru thing working out for you Bill Schmalfeldt?
Well, according to the movies, the Kobayashi Maru was suppose to be a test of how the person dealt with failure. Sounds like we’re finding out with Bill now….
According to Bill Schmalfeldt, Kobayashi Maru is about creating a possible solution when all the available alternatives lead to failure [as Ensign James T. Kirk did in the fictional TV series.] All Bill Schmalfeldt has created are alternate means to failure.
He has embarrassed himself in the process.
[as Ensign James T. Kirk did in the fictional TV series.]
Cadet, or maybe Midshipman.
/geek
All Bill has to do is be James Kirk, not Ensign Barclay.
Apologies to Ensign Barclay, he at least had some cool holodeck adventures.
Collect all 57, Shakes.
Somebody needs to tell him that you can’t trade these things or he’s gonna keep collecting duplicates.
In the immortal words of Stephanie: http://i.imgur.com/F9oUuCv.gif
His protests at his ill-usage wrt to the unsolicited message he recorded for later playback, without expectation of privacy – are hilarious. If I’m the judge I’m thinking “total fruitcake.” Of course it would help that the message is unctuous, scary and creeptastic as well as slurred.
She recorded the message I recorded on his answering machine!
BREAKING: BS admits interest in AD’s genitalia: https://archive.is/PNbdw
Why does Bill think I need to inform him or his local police about a restraining order? The courts will do a fine, if somewhat slower, job of doing it. I have no need to contact derpbrainradio.
If I read the order right, his landlords will also likey hear about it as The Hippocrit™ has to be served with the order.
Shouldn’t that read Hippo-Crip???
ISWYDT.
Nicely played. lol!
Embrace the power of AND. 🙂
According to Inspector Jiggles you just did notify them.
Afternoon, officers.
[image redacted]
Unkind to BS, for a supposed “friend.” He is not supposed to use 3rd parties to hail for LT’s attention. You could get him in trouble. You should cut it out.
Yep… Keep running your crocodile suck, Team Kimbergarten. Gonna get Blobby’s hummingbird (redacted) in a real sling.
Go on, don’t be shy, go for the felony ride.
“large, unsteady on his feet” LOLOL
I ROLLED when I read that GEM…. LOL!!
I even SNIFFED a little.
Smelled like… Victory!
ROTFL Yet no mention of the “golf cart of doom”
Needs to be repeated: “large, unsteady on his feet”
Large, unsteady on his feet, deeply dick-dented skull, noxious diaper odor.
Are you aware that those who have disabilities have a greater responsibility to maintain a healthy weight, since being overweight and obese severely exacerbates medical conditions. Did you also know that the reasons for being overweight or obese are almost universally because of overeating and poor dietary choices. It is also worth mentioning that Johnnie Walker Red has 4200 calories in one 1.75 L bottle and an entire 30oz jar of mayonnaise has 5640 calories.
The more you know. 🙂
Ah, and now he’s making noise about his options because Lynn “lied” about him suing 28 people for being PK.
Here’s the deal: it’s not a lie if you believe it to be true. She is not a lawyer. I am sure the poor woman has no idea what BS’s latest legal shenanigans du jour are, nor would she probably care. And the best part? Such a mistake is completely irrelevant because it is not a material fact at issue. BS could be suing no one at all, or 1000 girlfriends and their husbands, and the result would have been the same.
Also, he’s going to persuade the state’s attorney in his county in Wisconsin to pursue a subpoena for WJJH in Maryland for the identity of a witness in a court proceeding in Illinois in an attempt to bring a charge of perjury in that same proceeding.
Yeah. Let me know how that works out.
“Telling a lie under oath is bad.
Very bad.” – Bill Schmalfeldt
Like, “I did not receive notice,” and including an exhibit proving that one did? Like that? Exhibit 4 will live in infamy.
But is it as bad as taking Jobu’s rum?
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+1000 for the Major League reference.
🙂
Bill: “I did not receive notice,”
Court: “Then how did you know to respond? A lucky guess?”
How the heck can he claim anything without a transcript?
Inadmissible hearsay.
Go (redacted) yourself, Fat Failed Political Candidate.
Anyway that joinder he elected to use has implications. Everyone joined is alleged to have engaged in a series of transactions. He has failed to specify what that series is so one reasonable interpretation is that he may be accusing up to 20+ defendants of being Krendler at one time or another.
BOOM.
When the judge reads that Bill Schmalfeldt declared himself to be “Paul Krendler,” that will be the end of that issue.
It’s also objectively true. He’s maintained on numerous occasions that we’re all PK sock-puppets.
I have had real work to do today so I am way behind.
Congratulations to Lynn.
Thanks to the reporter on the scene and John for keeping the public apprised.
As for me, I am ROFLMAO.
I’m sending a note to your boss.
BREAKING: Apparently, almost everyone is disabled because they take a cab to and from the train station, or are dropped off and picked up:
https://twitter.com/FrendoDaPeeples/status/684436272484593665
Wonder if TJ slowed down before rolling Bill out of the car?
https://youtu.be/7t3hrLFBufI?t=9s
GIGGITY!
AR1, you had me ROFLMAO!
Just because one is disabled and has to have assistance from various employees of the transportation company does not mean that one is unable to travel alone.
Both of my parents must be disabled because I pick them up from (and usually drive them to) the train station every time every time they take a trip. They will be so pleased to hear that they are disabled. For that matter, I am the member of the family with the handicapped parking placard because of how bad my knee is. So the handicapped family member is the one “giving assistance” to the non-handicapped family members.
He wants us all to believe that he is just a disabled old man. He is nothing of the sort. Anyone who can mail packages of documents from the post office is not disabled.
Bingo!
His definition of disabled is completely fluid, depending on what serves his perceived needs at the time. Some days he’s confined to a wheelchair for life, and others he takes long walks, admittedly using a walker, but still, most folks I know who need rolly-walkers would not be able to walk a mile or more.
In the larger scheme of things, aren’t psychosis and idiocy disabilities? In some jurisdictions, alcoholism is, to.
I don’t think he’s an alcoholic — you shouldn’t blame alcohol when stupidity is sufficient explanation.
I didn’t say that William’s an alcoholic, just that it’s a recognized disability in several places.
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I do hope that Willie’s answer with exhibits is going to be put up. It is a submission to an Illinois court so I am guessing that makes it a public document under Illinois law.
Go to the top of this page. There is a link that says “previous.” It will take you to http://hogewash.com/2016/01/05/legal-lulz-du-jour-7/ where our esteemed host shows Bill’s submissions with exhibits.
Thanks. After reading that load of hearsay and the proof that a no contact request was made and RECEIVED, WTF seems a vast understatement.
And especially admire Exhibit 4 where he posts the Cease and Desist tweet to prove that he didn’t know about it.
Exhibit 6 has its own charms too.
I think Exhibit 6 is just perfect. It is serene yet damning in its simplicity. Someday, there will be volumes written about the legal brilliance that is on display in Exhibit 6.
I see more brevity than brilliance. But hey, in Bill’s case there is a LOT of overlap.
Did he swear to it, under penalty of perjury? That could come in useful.
…proving again that the answer to the question “how stupid can Bill Schmalfeldt be”, is…
“Science has yet to discover a limit”.
Who has got that infinity symbol?
+∞
(courtesy of Father Paul)
Oh, look, Wee Willy is helping out his pal!
https://tweetsave.com/frendodapeeples/status/684507902908981248
Hmmmmmmm….
The tenor of that E-mail doesn’t seem kosher, yannowhatimean?? It’s possible John wrote that comment, but my money is on another weak Failsauce attempt at a Schmaldick set up.
It’s possible that there are really Vulcans, too.
Dude…. don’t go there.
Live long and prosper, A Reader…
😉
Oh… Sorry I forgot the /sarc tag on the post…. 😉
Wait, I thought Hoge had dropped Twitter after Team Kimblerlin got him gulaged one…OK seven… too many times. So how could…
Oh, I see, someone is being “clever” again. Probably the same guy that put up the TurdsRFood site.
Wait, “WJJ Hoge” says “don’t mention me again.” But @FrendoDaPeeples didn’t mention Hoge, so how did the threatening reply show up?
PhotoShop much? Sorry, apparently not.
PowerPoint much? Sorry, still not buying it.
MS Paint much?
Actually,I believe that is supposed to be a comment to Willy’s alleged “blog”.
And we all know it is bogus because of one small fact: Willy, look around yourself right now. You are already “destroyed”. You did it to yourself. Why waste a trip to WI?
Anyway, that soooooo isn’t John. A blind man can see it. John’s got more style than that.
Too bad the creator has vision problems (possibly alcohol-related)? Mixed fonts? Really? Can anyone identify the font in the 2nd and 3rd messages??
Yay, Lynn!
Wow, deja deja deja deja deja deja vu.