Over at his blog (No, I won’t link to it.), the Cabin Boy™ seems to have his panties in a knot because one of the defendants in his LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler isn’t taking one of the “charges” against her seriously enough.
Guess what: no one’s been charged with anything. Black’s Law Dictionary explains that a charge is an “[a]ccusation of a crime by a formal complaint, information or indictment.” Neither the United States nor the State of Wisconsin (or any other state) has indicted anyone based on the Cabin Boy’s™ whining. There are no outstanding criminal summonses. There are no arrest warrants. There’s noting but the Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s frivolous, nonsensical civil complaint which no one needs to tend to unless he actually manages of effect service of process on a defendant.
Meanwhile, I’ll just sit here and point and laugh.
Where’d I put that popcorn?