21 thoughts on “BREAKING—LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler Filed

  1. I don’t know which I’m more excited to see, Star Wars, or Blog Wars.

    One is a highly anticipated fictional story of an unassuming good guy standing up and overcoming an overwhelming and powerful army of evil. And the other is a movie.

  2. I am lead to believe that it is cold in Wisconsin this time of year (“the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field.”) Why would anyone with a serious, progressive disease want to spend time trudging back and forth to a court house in the middle of a Wisconsin winter? And no friend, with a nice, warm Prius, around to chauffeur you to and from the court house.

    • I seem to recall we were being told that having to go out in a Maryland winter was going to kill him, and anyone who made him go to court in said Maryland winter was as good as a murderer.

      And then he voluntarily moved to Wisconsin. On the lake. ???

      Last year he was not quite bedridden, and now he takes mile long walks. Last year he had to be waited on hand and foot because his physical condition had deteriorated so much. Now he’s living on his own.

      He seems to have had a miraculous cure. Perhaps we should notify Rome?

  3. Whats the over/under on “This lawsuit is none of HOOOOOOGES business, and if he knows what’s good for him, he’ll stop commenting on it!”?

  4. My comment on page 112 is an awesome inclusion!

    “IT’S AS IF a Dumbfuck raped his own sister …”

    Metaphors are torts in Wisconsin? Savages.

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