Given the current legal doings in Illinois, it seems like a good time to recycle this episode from last December—
SOUND: Skype rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
GRAYSON: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, I got your report. Thanks
JOHNNY: You’re welcome. I hope it’s useful.
GRAYSON: (Telephone Filter) Oh, I think so. The hearing is this afternoon.
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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
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JOHNNY: The following is partial extract of the tweets sent and received during my investigation of The Confused Journamalist Matter.
JOHNNY TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) @TheGrouch Your legal stuff is like a knife in a gunfight.
JOHNNY: Pete Grayson blogs occasionally, but mostly he comments on other folks’ sites. He made the mistake of making a rather innocuous comment on one of The Grouch’s blogs. That led The Grouch to become interested in Grayson. Soon, he decided that Grayson was one and the same with his nemesis—The Thoughtful Zombie.
Earlier this year, The Grouch filed a peace order petition against Grayson. He filed after hours and received an interim order from a Commissioner, but he didn’t appear the next business day for the ex parte hearing before a judge, so the matter was dropped.
As a result of that and other harassment from The Grouch, Grayson filed for what is called a stalking no contact order in his home state of Illinois.
The Grouch retaliated by filing a second peace order petition against Grayson. This time, he did it during normal business hours, and he did appear at an ex parte hearing. That resulted in the a temporary order being issued. Grayson had to travel to Maryland to defend himself. The Grouch failed to appear at the final hearing, so his petition was denied. Grayson was pleased not to have the order issued against him, but he was not happy about the time and expense involved.
GRAYSON: (Telephone Filter) (Fading in) … petition was denied. The Grouch was a no-show.
JOHNNY: So at least some good came out of the day. What are you going to do next? Are you going to file anything here?
GRAYSON: (Telephone Filter) I’ll go forward with my petition in Illinois. It’s actually a more serious deal than anything I could file in Maryland. And the Howard County authorities have assured me that they will enforce an Illinois court order.
JOHNNY: OK. Call me if you need anything.
GRAYSON: (Telephone Filter) I will. Trust me. I will.
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JOHNNY: On the evening of the Illinois hearing, I received the following tweet …
GRAYSON TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) @JohnnyAtsign Check your email.
JOHNNY: When I checked my email, I found a note from Grayson. The attachment was a copy of an order from the Cook County Circuit Court.
SOUND: (Phone rings twice. Caller’s POV)
GRAYSON (Telephone Filter) Hello.
JOHNNY: Peter, it’s Johnny Atsign. Congratulations!
GRAYSON: (Telephone Filter) Thanks, and thanks for your help with the evidence.
JOHNNY: You’re welcome. What’s next?
GRAYSON: (Telephone Filter) Nothing yet. I’m not going to announce anything for now. The Grouch will find out when he’s served. Or maybe I’ll let someone publish the information in a few days. It’ll depend on how he responds.
JOHNNY: Sounds like a reasonable plan. Have fun with it.
GRAYSON: (Telephone Filter) I expect I will.
THE GROUCH TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) Until I hear differently, I’ll just assume that either Grayson didn’t show up, or he did show up and the judge laughed at him.
JOHNNY TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) @TheGrouch You remind me a a Beatles tune.
MUSIC: I’m a Loser (fade after the intro)
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ANNOUNCER: Now, here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.
JOHNNY: Next time? The Shadow isn’t the only one who knows. Join us, won’t you?
Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
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ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.
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