Found In My Email In Box


I received a couple of emails from the Cabin Boy™ this afternoon. The first included this picture …Screen Shot 2015-11-30 at 1.17.22 PM… and the text of an email that he claims was sent to the manager of the apartment building where he now lives.

From: Concerned Badger <i1642642@trbvm.com>
Date: Sun, Nov 29, 2015 at 1:43 PM
Subject: safety risk
To: [redacted]@cardinalcapital.us


From: Concerned Badger <i1642642@trbvm.com>
Subject: safety risk

Message Body:
Does Bill Schmalfeldt  in Juniper #108
still have the assault rifle he is brandishing
in this photo?

http://archive.is/A0lMf

Gun owner. Restraining orders in
multiple states. Criminal stalking
record in Maryland. Are you connecting
the dots yet?


This mail is sent via contact form on Canticle and Juniper Courts http://www.canticlejunipercourts.org/wp

He followed up with this second email.

From: Bill Schmalfeldt bschmalfeldt@[redacted]
Subject: Re: A serious question
Date: 30 November, 2015 at 19:52 +00:00
To: himself@wjjhoge.com

I guess what I’m asking is, someone had to know your wordpress files URL to enter it into the Archives.is website. Therefore, I feel comfortable in assuming that whoever asked you for the URL is one of the people harassing the management of this apartment complex. And in the absence of any one else to blame it on, sir, as it was your file and you are responsible for it’s use, I am just going to assume it was you and add you as a defendant in any upcoming action.

Now, I think you’ll have to agree that I have been respectful and gentlemanly. And the gentlemanly thing to do would be to send me a quick response.

Thanks

Bill

Wow! I never realized just how bad the Cabin Boy™ google-fu was! All one has to do to find that image and a link to it is to google Bill Schmalfeldt and select the images options. One doesn’t have to scroll down very far to find that image.GoogleBSGoogleBSzoomAll one has to do is click on the thumbnail to discover that it’s located at Hogewash!, and only a couple more clicks are needed to download the image or be taken to a page that uses it.

The Cabin Boy™ wants me to tell him who was connected to Hogewash! at the time the image was archived, but I can’t. The connection log that I have been running for the past couple of days is only 2,000 hits deep, so it doesn’t go far enough back to cover yesterday afternoon. Even if I could provide the information, I wouldn’t. It is my policy not to respond to such requests except when required to do so by law or court order.

The Cabin Boy™ can assume what ever he wishes, and he has the right to sue whomever he wishes. Before he sues anyone, he might want to try to remember whether he’s filed five frivolous lawsuit or whether he’s filed six. I’ve lost count myself, but being as how he hasn’t had such a great record in court, he might want ask himself if he feels lucky.

Someone ought to ask him, “Well, do ya’, punk?”

81 thoughts on “Found In My Email In Box

  1. Chrome. Right-click on image. Select “Copy Image URL”.

    Any page including an image includes the image’s URL; it has to so the browser can get the image. Viewing the page source will also give the image’s URL.

    No one had to ask for the image’s location, Shakes.

  2. He simply CANNOT be that stupid. That photo has been a hit on Google Images, and Yahoo Images, for well over a year, along with many other Schmalfeldt Greatest Hits.

    • Koba
      Believe in the power of Schmalfeldt…. to be the dumbest sumbitch you will ever encounter. He is the worst kind of stupid because he actually believes he is intelligent, clever and smart. He actually believed he could get traction with the Brodie motion threat, his new website turdsRbill and with this idiotic photo claim. He knew deep inside himself that because of his brilliance, each one of those stunts would bear fruit. In truth, every one of his brilliant “stunts” has failed and failed miserably. The good part is that we get to witness each failure and laugh.

  3. And this is the DUMBF*CK that is forever taking content from this site and using it however he sees fit. That must also be your fault.

    Yeesh. The stupid in this one is limitless.

  4. The real question is – who is the moron that shares a picture of himself on the internet pointing a rifle with his finger on the trigger…….

    • To be fair, Col. Cooper didn’t get that Rule instituted and ingrained until well after the start of his combat career, so “finger off the trigger” isn’t probably as ingrained as younger people, or those who kept current.

      • I was taught to keep my finger outside of the trigger guard until my sights were on the target when I first learned to shoot back in the ’50s. That rule was also enforced when I was in basic training at Fort Bragg in 1969. I looked through some photos of soldiers and Marines from Viet Nam and Grenada carrying weapons at the ready, and most are doing so with their trigger fingers outside the trigger guard.

        • Hard to be charged for a UD (Unlawful Discharge in the Australian Army) if you have no fingerprints on the trigger in question. First lesson in CTA for survival in the military. (CTA is cover thy arse)

  5. Let’s be fair, John. DUMBFUCK really wants to sue you, and he rarely lets the acts get in the way of his lulzsuits, which is why there’s been so many of them.

    In a completely unrelated note, I’m writing a musical called “It’s Always Five O’Clock in Apartment 108.” Broadway, here I come!

    • Can’t wait to see who plays Bill and has to do the “rolling poop in my fingers” bit. Hope you get John Williams to do the musical score.

      • The “falling on his face petting the dog” scene will be slo-mo with kettle drums.

        His later blaming this on the Slovenian horse poop he got the next day will be done to “The Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies.” Which will make him excited and hungry at the same time. But no dancing, he only dances for Lickspittles and Zombies.

        • The dog-petting scene is tentatively part of “The Many Ways I Hurt My Face That Night,” which part of the much larger “March of the Postal Inspectors” movement.

          If you’re familiar with Wagner’s Ring Cycle, you’ll have an idea of where I’m going with this

          • So, at the end, he charges into battle on his scooter, to the tune of “Ride of the Volkswagons?”

        • It will be part of a suite, yes. It builds into the climatic “Children Are the Future, and the Future is Fucked!”

          Right now, i’m working on the introductory sequence, “Like an Army Major.”

      • I’m planning on doing it all myself. Of course, there will be the Matthew Lilliefeldt Orchestra and the Google Me Dancers, but other than that, I’m currently contemplating it as a one-man show

        • I’ll consider musical collaborations later, especially if it gets really hard. I expect that “Hashtag Declaration of War” will be intricate beyond my limited abilities.

          • And how could I have forgotten the female choral accompaniment, performed by the lovely and talented Dim-Dim Girls?

          • To inspire you in #Hashtag of WAR” may I suggest:

            It’s Springtime for Schmalfeldt and Kimberlin,
            Winter for Krendler and Hoge.
            We’re filing lawsuits at faster rates
            Than we dumb pro ses can keep apace…

            and, of course, a cameo by Brett…

            “Don’t be stupid, be a schmarty, come down to my slumber party!”

  6. “Now, I think you’ll have to agree that I have been respectful and gentlemanly.”

    Bill really is just running on short term memory, isn’t he?

    Well, short term memory and JWR, but still. The man who gleefully and repeatedly photoshopped WJJH4 into various blatantly pornographic images wrote the above quote.

    Just sit back and let that sink in.

    And then Google Bill Schmalfeldt.

    • Bill really is just running on short term memory, isn’t he?

      With what his disorder appears (blatantly) to be, It’s all – and only – what’s important to him right now. Later won’t matter, what’s in the past is in the past and irrelevant – unless it’s important now.

      So he’s a “gentleman” for a day (if that long) and all prior transgressions (of his) should be forgotten. Especially those about the Stranahans, because the problem there is all the Stranahan’s fault, y’see.

  7. Now, I think you’ll have to agree that I have been respectful and gentlemanly.

    Let’s go over that, shall we?

    Firstly, lack of greeting – just jumping in. That’s strike 1.

    I guess what I’m asking is, someone had to know your wordpress files URL to enter it into the Archives.is website.

    Right away, you’re accusing. Worse, you’ve completely and utterly failed to consider alternatives. Even worse, these alternatives are far easier and hence, far, far more plausible and likely.

    So that’s 2.

    Therefore, I feel comfortable in assuming that whoever asked you for the URL is one of the people harassing the management of this apartment complex.

    Assuming guilt – strike 3. Also, there’s no evidence presented that anyone is being harassed (your word isn’t good for anything as you know). Further, if they are, it’s hardly anything to do with you, is it? So you’re sticking your nose into something that’s none of your business. I’ll make that 4.

    And in the absence of any one else to blame it on, sir,

    Passive aggressive. 5.

    as it was your file and you are responsible for it’s use,

    Blatant nonsense – trying to claim someone can control content they put on the internet. 6.

    I am just going to assume it was you and add you as a defendant in any upcoming action.

    Again, passive aggressive, jumping to conclusions of unproven wrongdoing. 7.

    There isn’t a single sentence that could possibly be seen as respectful, let alone gentlemanly.

    Wait, I forgot that sentence…
    Now, I think you’ll have to agree that I have been respectful and gentlemanly.

    “you’ll have to agree “? Why? Because you say so? Or because you’ve made unfounded accusations in pretty much every sentence?

    Frankly, Hoge is a gentleman. You’re a barnacle on the hull of society, yet he promotes you to human status. That generosity more than you deserve. Perhaps you could show some (even a tiny bit) next time you want to paint a veneer of “gentlemanly” behavior on your poison pen emails.

    Frankly if you did, you’d have people fainting in shock.

      • And of course, as the Fail Whale had already done so, it would be impossible for anyone else to have also done it (no one else is that smart) and therefor it must be HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE’S fault that someone found the picture.

        I’m reminded of a saying a friend of mine uses: I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

  8. Hey Shakes!

    Didn’t you spout off a couple weeks back that the Board was going to sue everyone for you?

    What happened with all that?

    Asking for a zombie friend.

  9. The question to be asked is “How did bill get a copy of a e-mail generated from a web form and sent to the manager of the apartment building?” not some thing any property manager is just gonna give to a tenant.

  10. Now hold on just one…pardon me, ladies…GODDAMN…minute

    ….in the absence of any one else to blame it on, sir, as it was your file and you are responsible for it’s use, I am just going to assume it was you and add you as a defendant in any upcoming action.

    If he’s responsible because it was his file, I have a copy of a file that I can now plaster anywhere I like, and it will be all DF’s fault!

    Sounds like FUN to me!

    • But wasn’t that picture originally Schmalfeldt’s file? So doesn’t that make it his fault for posting it to the internet in the first place? Just like all the other pictures he’s posted that he’s tried to blame others for.

  11. I think that I missed thing or two.

    I thought that Bill was going to disappear from the interwebs at noon, Central Standard Time, yesterday or the day before.

    And I thought that Bill knew that Ray Liotta is Paul Kendler.

  12. Pingback: Cowardly Behavior, Dane Bramaged Style | Billy Sez – Adventures in the Billogicalness of being Bill Schmalfeldt

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