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(The search terms were “Cabin + Boy” and “Schmalfeldt”)
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I think “butthurt” also would reveal the same results.
Here are the real stats.
“Cabin Boy” returns 600 items.
“Schmalfeldt” returns 777 items.
“Butthurt” returns 23 items.
Man, it seems like butthurt should be doing much better than that.
I’m sure he grabbed those 23, you know.. just in case.
I always thought he fitted the definition of a barnacle on the hull, but maybe that’s just me.
There was a Cabin Boy named Schmalfeldt
Whose butthurt was a huge laugh that we all felt.
His lawsuits were lame,
We laughed at his game,
His stacked deck of fail he himself dealt.
But he loves the term “Cabin Boy.” One of his 160+ Twitter accounts had that name, and he had a “radio” show by that name. He released comedy sketches for sale under that name. All archived.
Obsess much?
Damn, I’m such an 80s girl. I love that song. lol