The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt is threatening Paul Krendler with a Brodie motion.
Apparently, the Cabin Boy™ is planning on bring suit in Maryland, the only state where so-called Brodie Motions are filed. A Brodie Motion asks a court for a John Doe subpoena to an ISP seeking a user’s identity pursuant to the case law in Independent Newspapers, Inc. v. Brodie, 407 Md. 415 (2009).
IANAL, but I’m unaware of any similar case law applicable in the Eastern District of Wisconsin or the Seventh Circuit.
As usual, there are so many problems with this, it boggles the mind. But, folks, DO NOT EDUCATE HIM.
I think we should all acknowledge that he cannot be educated.
By filing such a motion, he is is legally stating he has no idea who Krendler is. I wonder if he has thought through the legal ramifications of doing so, considering he has named, under penalty of perjury, several individuals as being Krendler.
Not well thought out. Not surprising.
The only thing Bill remembers is to put ice cubes in his 64oz Liquor Big Gulp.
Doesn’t that just take up room better left for the liquor?
What a stupid idea.
Perhaps he will move on to a more direct method?
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Are the 5 elements of the Brodie test of Wisconsin; Dumb, clueless, fired, fat, and failed?
We’re not sure, but with Mr. Bill we suspect that three of the elements would be hydrogen, carbon, and oxygen arranged as C2H5OH.
other things made up of 5 elements
Vinegar, lemon juice, soybean oil, lecithin, and eggs
Maybe the fourth element should be lithium.
Yet he resents being called a DUMBFUCK.
Go figure.
It’ll never survive a motion to dismiss. Dumbfuck will see to that.
The “Brodie motion I’m unfamiliar with but I’m very familiar with the Schmalfeldt motion. I usually have one after waking if you get my drift.
Don’t confuse “motion” with “movement.”
Brodie?
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If he follows through and attempts a Brodie motion, this may become the greatest lulz ever.
I wonder which lawyer on AVVO gave him this advice..
I’ll bet that the advice came strictly from Acme.
…or the JWR.
Acme Law’s success rate suggest AVVO might be a better resource.
Walker, Neate & Quick are on the case!
If Brodie is only applicable in Maryland, and
If one or both of them reside outside the state of Maryland…
IANAL but I did take a math course in 1st Grade, involving plussing numbers.
Oh my God this is funny!! The stupid just never wears off Fat Willie, never. But I’m a little disappointed we let the cat out of the bag this early. I was looking forward to the months worth of Super Lulz11!!zzzz
And as usual, great job Acme Legal and its lead council William Schmalfeldt, esq., Twitter Attorney at Law.
Brodie? Johnny Utah approved brah
But Mommy Judge I know I signed a sworn statement saying I was actually Krendler but I still want to sue THAT GUY for stuff i claim under penalty of perjury I wrote.
Wait for it …
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!
I think you mean LMAOA = laughing my ass off AGAIN.
Look harder.