He can’t dox me because I’ve put too much information about myself out on the Interwebz, and even if he could, it wouldn’t do him any good. I don’t know who “Paul Krendler” really is, and I doubt that any of the people he’s threatening to dox do either.
What I suspect will happen is that the Cabin Boy™ will buy himself more trouble than he can imagine. Folks have joked about him collecting restraining orders from all 50 states, but at the rate he’s going that may be the best case scenario for him. I also suspect that the zombie horde will rally together. If the Cabin Boy™ is very, very lucky, they’ll stick to punching back only twice as hard. Flip? I doubt it. The reaction will probably be more like this—
So, in that sense, I’m Paul Krendler.