In Re Bill Parvocampus


There’s a rumor afoot on the Interwebz that I created or have some other connection to a character called “Bill Parvocampus.” I have no recollection of that character prior to its appearance in the past few days, but, just in case I’m mistaken, I hereby place any rights I may have to that character or stories, articles, or posts containing that character into the Public Domain. Who knows? Someone might actually do something creative with the character.

Note that this does not apply to the Willy Parvocampus character who has appeared in Blogsmoke; Blognet; or Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign episodes.

UPDATE—This release of rights include the trademark and/or service mark rights to the character name.

26 thoughts on “In Re Bill Parvocampus

  1. We all know you’re really Bill Parvocampus, John. (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) What’s really amazing though is how you got Bill Schmalfeldt to pimp your new book for all he’s worth. I’m racking my brain trying to figure out how you got him so excited to help you even though he hates you so and all I can come up with is….hot dog on a stick?

    /mmmm…mayo

    • I would say the most chickenshit things seen so far would have to be *drum roll*:

      10. Sending a dying wife to mail LOLsuits.

      9. It’s cream soda not whiskey! I’m not a drunk! I’m not! I’m not! I’m not! *hic*

      8. Trying to hide behind a dying woman’s skirts because of one’s own bad behavior.

      7. Claiming PD prevents a person from working at a desk 8 hours a day but has no impact on their yibble bibble blogging/tweeting/F5’ing 16 hours a day.

      6. Peeing your pants when being served by a sheriff deputy.

      5. Talking tough on the internet and then failing to show up to defend yourself when charged with harassment — Stranahan

      4. Talking tough on the internet and then failing to show up to defend yourself when charged with harassment — Hinckley

      3. Dismissing your own lawsuit with prejudice and then fleeing to Wisconsin.

      2. Stolen Valor you sack of rat sh*t.

      And the number one most chickenshit thing seen so far:

      1. Detonating bombs in the town of Speedway, IN resulting in the horrific maiming of a Vietnam veteran and his wife and then refusing to pay $1.6 million owed to your victim OR being an apologist for the person guilty of those crimes.

      • I think the most chickenahit excuse I’ve ever seen is Irish sunglasses followed by “Look what you FORCED ME TO DO!”

      • Additions:

        Talking tough on the internet and then failing to show up to defend yourself when charged with harassment (stalking) — Grady

        Talking tough on the internet and then failing to show up to acquire a bogus restraining order. — Grady

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