47 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


  1. “Pray to God that I never find out who you are. Pray.”

    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.


  2. “It won’t be a peace order that stops me.”

    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.


  3. Would anyone like to wager that all of the things that are unfolding have the word “Schmalfeldt” spelled properly?


  4. Cue the Twitter Attorney at Law’s next tweet.

    “I WAS going to drop everything………..BUT…….Not now!!! Hoge has messed it up for everyone cause the suits are back on”

    Note: this is the third or fourth time the Blob has changed his mind today.


      • Perhaps, but the midget isn’t as likely to get a bone caught in his throat or squeal for our entertainment when he does. And he certainly won’t make a huge public production of it.

        I’ll take the geek any day!


        • I like the whole show, but the geek does provide some unexpected thrills. It’s all flailing chicken corpses and feathers all over.


  5. As I try to believe several impossible things before breakfast, and as I have absolutely no insider knowledge of this whole sordid saga whatsoever, I find myself speculating about this series of impossibilities:

    Assume that, at some point in the future, Cabin Boy comes to realize just how deep a hole he has dug himself (impossibility #1), accepts that reality (impossibility #2), and decides to act in his own best interests and try to trade information for clemency (impossibility #3).

    This brings up these fun questions:

    1) Just what information has TK entrusted with the Cabin Boy that he could use to bargain with?

    2) What other information have they accidentally passed on to Cabin Boy, and he has been astute enough to recognize and retain?

    3) What kind of documentation might he still possess?

    4) Could TK have anticipated him folding, and have prepared documentation to punish him and attack his credibility?

    5) Could TK have anticipated far enough ahead to have planted disinformation with the Cabin Boy to discredit him should they ever need to, and reduce his bargaining value?

    (Parties with actual knowledge of the case are not eligible to speculate)


  6. I hope our gentle host will soon need a good recipe for Hasenpfeffer, while the other side has a steady diet of crow.

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