Blogsmoke


BlogsmokeSOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

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ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

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ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

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JOHN: We’re going to take a break from the usual format of the program to look as some of the mail that has come our way, one particular email. It was forwarded by one of the original recipients.

From: Mark MRLND <marknmaryland@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Mar 4, 2015 at 4:32 PM
Subject: Carroll County Chair Connie Hoge’s husband is litigious and unstable. Now obsessed with teenager.
To: [redacted].org, [redacted].gov, [redacted].com, [redacted].com, [redacted].gov, [redacted].gov

Once again, another story has come out about husband of Connie Hoge, Goddard employee WJJ Hoge. This story is regarding his obsession with a teenaged girl.

It is only a matter of time before his litigious obsessions are turned on peers or supervisors or those of his wife.

[redacted]www.breitbartunmasked.com/2015/03/04/william-hoge-stalking-a-teenager-for-his-conspiracy-theory/

Regards,
Mark Cammerling

PS: Below is an article regarding Mr. Hoge’s other questionable activities:

Background info on Hoge’s abuse of domestic abuse laws:
[redacted]crooksandliars.com/2014/04/how-marylands-domestic-violence-laws

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ANNOUNCER: If you’re like the Twitter Town Internet Sheriff, you receive lots of mails and emails and you sometimes have to lug hard copies around. A Team Lickspittle Messenger Bag is a great way to keep your paperwork organized while you’re on the go. It’s just one of the useful trinkets with the Team Lickspittle, Res Judicata, Johnny Atsign, and The Grand Hog logos you’ll find at The Hogewash Store. Why not go by today and spend a bit of your hard earned cash in support of Team Lickspittle? All those goodies are available exclusively at The Hogewash Store. You can also show your support by hitting the Tip Jar or buy doing your Amazon shopping via the link on the Home page.

And now, back to our program …

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JOHN: Of course, that’s not the only email someone has received from that sender dealing with one or more related topics. Many of them have been shared around and gone over by my colleagues Joe Friday, Liz Smith, and Johnny Atsign. They’ve also been shared with other interested parties.

Stay tuned.

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ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Even with a good imagination, we can’t come up with stories as strange as The Bomber and his buddies provide for episodes of “BLOGSMOKE”!

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ANNOUNCER: The Legal Department wishes the following declaimer read: “‘BLOGSMOKE’ is a work of fiction. Anyone who feels it might be about him should read Proverbs 28:1.” Be sure to tune in on Monday at 6 pm Eastern Time for the next intriguing episode of “Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign,” and join us again every Friday at 6 for alternating episodes “BLOGSMOKE” and “Blognet.” This is LBS, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

35 thoughts on “Blogsmoke

      • I’m sure you are searching incorrectly. Or he has a secret bar status (to help his clients get secret exonerations). Or John asked me to craft a letter to them claiming to be from ‘Mark in MD’ asking for his records to be removed.

        Any other explanations are insanity.

        On Fri, Jun 26, 2015 at 6:36 PM, hogewash wrote:

        > “That Latin F*cker” commented: “Or Martindale-Hubbel results, a lawyer > directory. GIGGITY,”

  1. Mr. Bill is making veiled (and not-so-veiled) threats on the Twitterz again, but he still doesn’t have the courage of his (alleged) convictions that he’s within his right to contact Hoge. It’s been months since we’ve seen a @mention directed to Hoge.

    And it’s been quite a while since Mr. Bill sent Hoge and email or blog comment, at least under his real name.

  2. Isn’t causing issues with the employment status of a government employee a crime,which results in investigation by agencies with 3 letters?

    Hope someone is absolutely, positively, 100% certain there is no way to track this back to them.

  3. diaper wearing, failed disgraced former radio broadcasters and unemployable uneducated government editors as well as unsold book author and amateur child pornographers generally are unstable, brain damaged or demented or just plain filthy which can be a dirty underpants style of writing and speaking. These sick individuals are fun to laugh at and all we have is fun. I heard they also can be seen screaming into podcasts that empty into a black void of loserville

    Saw it on the internet somewhere

    • Yap. Yap. Yap.

      Doesn’t Wee Wee Willy have a wife’s birthday to get all lathered over or something resembling a life of any kind to tend to?

      Loser.

      • Y’all seem to have a different memory of my previous and current marriages, which is funny because I was at both and don’t recall ever seeing any of you there.

        So…someone care to enlighten me on what went down on my wife’s (current or ex) birthday that I’m pretty sure didn’t occur?

        Or maybe we’re just blowing smoke up each other’s asses.

    • The gang that couldn’t troll straight.

      I think Team Kimberlin is descriptive enough, though Team Kimbergarten does have a bit more pizazz. Also, it alludes to your hero’s sexual predilections, so maybe we should just stick with that.

      You got me confused with Bill Schmalfeldt.

      Is somebody seeing quintuple?

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