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ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!
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ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)
JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.
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JOHN: We’re going to take a break from the usual format of the program to look as some of the mail that has come our way, one particular email. It was forwarded by one of the original recipients.
From: Mark MRLND <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Wed, Mar 4, 2015 at 4:32 PM
Subject: Carroll County Chair Connie Hoge’s husband is litigious and unstable. Now obsessed with teenager.
To: [redacted].org, [redacted].gov, [redacted].com, [redacted].com, [redacted].gov, [redacted].gov
Once again, another story has come out about husband of Connie Hoge, Goddard employee WJJ Hoge. This story is regarding his obsession with a teenaged girl.
It is only a matter of time before his litigious obsessions are turned on peers or supervisors or those of his wife.
PS: Below is an article regarding Mr. Hoge’s other questionable activities:
Background info on Hoge’s abuse of domestic abuse laws:
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ANNOUNCER: If you’re like the Twitter Town Internet Sheriff, you receive lots of mails and emails and you sometimes have to lug hard copies around. A Team Lickspittle Messenger Bag is a great way to keep your paperwork organized while you’re on the go. It’s just one of the useful trinkets with the Team Lickspittle, Res Judicata, Johnny Atsign, and The Grand Hog logos you’ll find at The Hogewash Store. Why not go by today and spend a bit of your hard earned cash in support of Team Lickspittle? All those goodies are available exclusively at The Hogewash Store. You can also show your support by hitting the Tip Jar.
And now, back to our program …
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JOHN: Of course, that’s not the only email someone has received from that sender dealing with one or more related topics. Many of them have been shared around and gone over by my colleagues Joe Friday, Liz Smith, and Johnny Atsign. They’ve also been shared with other interested parties.
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ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Even with a good imagination, we can’t come up with stories as strange as The Bomber and his buddies provide for episodes of “BLOGSMOKE”!
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ANNOUNCER: The Legal Department wishes the following declaimer read: “‘BLOGSMOKE’ is a work of fiction. Anyone who feels it might be about him should read Proverbs 28:1.” Be sure to tune in on Monday at 6 pm Eastern Time for the next intriguing episode of “Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign,” and join us again every Friday at 6 for alternating episodes “BLOGSMOKE” and “Blognet.” This is LBS, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.