Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The Cabin Boy™ has been running off at the keyboard throwing accusations and threats here and there and generally acting peevish when the only result is snickering.

I’ve been reviewing the backups of his Twitter timelines and various blogs for … well, let’s just say I’ve been looking them over, and it’s really quite amazing how he’s consistently managed to be so wrong about so much. For example, here are some tweets from 2013.

This one was sent in early August about seven weeks after a Circuit Court judge had ruled that he had been contacting me via @mentions on Twitter.RadioWMS201308051649Z

At the end of August, 2013, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin filed his Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit that include me as a defendant. In mid September, the Cabin Boy™ tweeted this.TS201309182123ZBill Schmalfeldt hears lots of stuff. Enough stuff that he should consider having more regular med checks. In any event, I didn’t scramble to get out of that law suit. I won it. Oh, and if you want to know what Kimberlin Unmasked is up to, check out

The voices were talking to the Cabin Boy™ again later in September.ffr201309292102ZOf course, I didn’t withdraw that peace order. First, I wouldn’t have if I could. Second, I couldn’t. At most, I could have petitioned the court to modify it, and that’s what the Cabin Boy™ did. The hearing on his petition was set for 10 October, and he had all sorts of plans for me. BTW, the order was constitutional and the Court of Appeals declined to hear Schmalfeldt’s appeal of the order.frr201310051156Z

And not a single one of the 24 statements that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt ranted about was shown to be false. I wasn’t arrested for perjury. I didn’t leave the courthouse in handcuffs—not in October or, again, in December after the hearing to extend the peace order. The Cabin Boy went by the District Court Commissioners Office to try to file a charge of perjury against me after the December hearing. Nothing came of it.

The Cabin Boy™ goes on and on about how everyone else is lying. If that were so, after so many years, one of us should have screwed up and got caught.

OTOH, maybe we’re telling the truth, and Bill Schmalfeldt isn’t.

42 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. Based on the public record, if Cabin Boys lips are moving or his keyboard is in use a reasonable person can conclude that he is lying.

  2. See if you can guess who I am right now:

    “Hoge would do well to remove the defamatory blog post and apologize before I get him under oath and force him yet again to tell me who Krendler is, even though I already know and can prove that it’s the filthy old vexatious bastard Hoge himself!”

  3. “I will get your IP numbers, and Hoge will have to turn them over, and I will FIND you!”

    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.


    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.

    • Yes, but was it Slovakian horse shit? How many little balls of the “knot gravy” did you roll before determining that it was shit?

  5. “I’ve done nothing to anyone…”

    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.

    • I won’t miss him, but I will gain relief from worrying about the health of my keyboard after reading his posts, and the classical responses.

  6. I am interested in knowing how many of the “provable lies” it proved were lies. That statistic would provide a Bayesian baseline for assessing the probable truth value of its assertions.

  7. For those of you who have forgotten Bayes Theorem, it simply quantifies the common sense observation that if most of what X has said turns out to be false, then X is either a fool or a liar or (wait for it) a fool AND a liar.

  8. That’s what its sources are telling it. Its farts are a source of noise and odor, not of reliable information.

  9. Hey, did you hear that Schmalfeldt tried to follow the Think Man’s Zombie blog? Oh sure he claims it was an “accident” but we know what he write when our gracious host accidently hit the follow button on Schmalfeldt’s twitter account. So using Schmalfeldt rules, Bill is now a stalker!!!ELEVENTY!!!

    If it wasn’t for double standards, the man would have no standards at all.

  10. Speaking of failed predictions, BS has another blog post up where he states, “I will give him nothing. But I will take from him — EVERYTHING!” That is one of his favorite lines, I think, since he has used it before. IIRC, one time was during the copyright infringement suit. During that case, he got Hoge’s house, car, wife . . . oh, wait. No, he didn’t. Never mind.

  11. …the only result is snickering.

    I must respectfully disagree. There’s “tut tutting” and face-palming as well as head-shaking and foot-staring.

    It’s a riches of embarrassment with/for this one.

  12. I think he just called himself dishonorable. First glimpse of self-awareness I’ve seen from him.

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