Prevarication Du Jour

The Cabin Boy™ has claimed that I have to look back to 2013 to find his nonsensical legal mouthings. A few hours or a few days will do. For example, …@GrouchyOldLib201505182332ZThe only accusation of stalking ever filed against me was in Brett Kimberlin’s recent peace order petition. However, it was thrown out during the ex parte hearing for the temporary order, that is, the judge found that the accusation of stalking was bogus.

I’ve been charged with harassment twice. The first time was in 2013. Brett Kimberlin filed the charge which was dropped and expunged so quickly that I was never served. There’s another charge pending about which I will not comment until after I have been served with the charging document, know what I’m actually accused of, and have reviewed that with counsel.

Meanwhile, the Cabin Boy™ continues to get things wrong.

UPDATE—As to that thing about being sued by multiple people, yeah, I’m being sued by two people, Brett Kimberlin and the Cabin Boy™. Kimberlin lost his first two suits against me (Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. and Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. RICO Madness). His third suit against me (Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO2: Electric Boogaloo) is in the early stages, but I have have filed a motion to dismiss which Kimberlin has failed to oppose.

The Cabin Boy™ has filed several suits or sets of counterclaims against me. He withdrew the first suit two days after he filed it. His counterclaims were dismissed with prejudice. His second suit was dismissed for lack of subject matter jurisdiction. We’ll have a hearing on one of my motions to dismiss his latest frivolous lawsuit next Wednesday.

UPDATE 2—Let’s do a thought experiment. Pretend that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s current LOLsuit survives the motions to dismiss. Is it possible that the Defendants might file counterclaims? What interrogatories might be asked in discovery? What documents might be sought? Who might be deposed? Does the Cabin Boy™ have the means, financial or otherwise, to finish what he has started?

Inquiring minds want to know. If the Cabin Boy™ is lucky, they won’t find out.

123 thoughts on “Prevarication Du Jour

  1. This saga is better than Day Time TV! BAHAHAHA! Some folks have nothing better to do than make your life hell because theirs IS HELL. Rock on with your bad self! 😊😊

  2. Being wrong is William’s “brand” and he’s done a marvelous job in building it.

    I’m unsure that he could survive the indignity of being right after all these years.

  3. There is something to be said for the level of trust that the Dreadful Pro Se engenders in those who read him.

    That something is “Zero. Zero trust. No one trusts or believes a single word he says or publishes. The only redeeming quality in his communication is its consistency. He can be counted upon to lie all the time. And if the reader is not sure, the safe course is to assume he is lying anyway. There is no downside.

    • I can think of one other redeeming quality. He will never successfully defame anyone. Not for lack of trying, of course, but his utter inability to be taken seriously prevents him from harming anyone’s reputation other than his own.

  4. “Pray to God that I never find out who you are. Pray.”

    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.

  5. “You don’t list where you work, and you’d better hope I never find out.”

    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.

  6. “Well, I may not get all of you…”

    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.

  7. “I just wouldn’t want to be you right now.”

    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.

  8. “Peace Orders aren’t worth shit.”

    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.

  9. I see that Bill is claiming that you’ll have to explain your “lies” and “forgery” to the judge at the appeals hearing. I can hardly wait to see the argument he thinks will allow him to “make sure you get a chance to explain ALL of that at the appeal hearing. Every last f***ing bit of it.” [my redaction – we all know BS would never do it himself]

  10. Speaking of prevarications, this is over 1.5 years old. I look at this and smile, knowing that in just the past two weeks he’s mentioned that he’s getting out of the house, running errands, letting the dogs out, assisting his wife, the works! Miracles do occur, each and every day! Or he was/is lying. Take your pick. I choose to believe in miracles.

      • For Schmalfeldt and his ilk, the end justifies the means. When it comes to their belief system, it’s acceptable to lie, cheat, steal… Anything that helps them accomplish their twisted vision is seen as a positive.

        Team Kimberlin is a bunch of psychologically messed up individuals. And they all seem proud to be such anti-social misfit fuckups.

    • This is probably the probative exception to the rule of embrace the power of “AND”.

    • Bill Schmalfeldt is dying just as much as any of us are – which is to say on a daily basis we all inch towards death. He’s a bloviating idiot.

    • An amazing insight if you accept the commonly held thesis that members of Team Kimberlin express their projection via the “Accuse the Accuser” method.

      • What gets me are the claims they “know” stuff that will “destroy” Hoge. Yet they never publish it — as if their claims are pure lies and bluster.

        And, frankly, at this stage I wonder if Cabin Boy even remembers anything but his own lies. His mental health has clearly never been the best, and it does seem to be slipping.

        • He doesn’t even remember his lies at this point. Or perhaps ever. Some think he is lying and doing so intentionally. I suspect a mental issue, probably one that predates his Stage ELEVENTY!!! Parkinson’s. I’m not sure it is lying as you or I would understand it. It’s… something else. He’s not a good enough actor (listen to his ‘bits’) to be faking his disbelief that he said or did something. At times, he looks right through it when proof of his prevarication is demonstrated.

          The best thing he could have done at that hearing is go ahead with a mental health exam.

    • The guy who tried to claim he wasn’t guilty by reason of diminished capacity, not realizing that the judge wasn’t going to just take his word, and would insist on an actualy exam by a medical professional thinks that the man he has attacked on a nearly daily basis for what, 3 years now?, is the one who is “senile”.

      The guy who claims he’s dying, can barely walk, and has significant bits of him that don’t work right anymore thinks the man who still works as a successful contractor in a field of endeavor which is more complicated than rocket science and who still has a social life outside of his computer is the one who is “withered”.

      Projection *and* Jealosy. A rather nasty combination. BS might want to seek treatment for them.

      • There’s only one Cure for what ails him.

        … no, not that!

        Repentance and conversion of heart. μετάνοια.

      • ^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^
        Jealousy & Envy are a quick path to self destruction. His life is growing darker by the day, and based on his social media “output” it’s self imposed. If my wife was terminal,1, the last place I’d be is on a computer perpetuating a meaningless flame war.

    • That’s how he would like all his victims, wouldn’t he? They aren’t supposed to fight back. But that’s what all bullies think. Too bad for him that he’s not getting his way, isn’t it?

  11. And Revisionist Bill pays a visit!

    Seriously, I think that character needs to be added to the Schmycle.

    • I forget (not really), exactly what lie(s) compelled the various Circuit Court judges to grant Mr. Hoge’s peace orders and extension? Y’all know about Circuit Court, that’s where you have to actually have evidence and law and stuff. District court is (to be charitable) a crap-shoot in MD.

      So, about those “lies”, Bill has indicated that his words are not to be trusted, so I’ll help:

      Hoge “lied” when he compared blocking Bill on twitter to having to change his phone number. Erm; yah, no. See Bill has over 100 twitter handles; most are defunct, some even banned by Twitter itself but the result is Mr. Hoge would have to deal with Bill as easily as he changes handles. The point of the Peace Order is to prevent Billfrom contacting him; even if it were as easy to block Bill as to blow his nose, IT’S NOT HIS REQUIREMENT. It is encumbent upon BILL SCHMALFELDT to avoid contacting Mr. Hoge upon request.

      Hoge “lied” when he offered TERMS for dropping the appeal of the second order. On information and belief, Bill negated those terms; whereupon Mr. Hoge sought relief from the courts. That Bill neglected to attend the hearing, of which he was duly informed, is the responsibility of no-one other than Bill.

      As for the extension; I don’t know that Bill has promulgated a “lie” for that one. Maybe Mr. Hoge beat Bill on the merits? UNPOSSIBLE

  12. “Then we’ll talk forgery.”

    What does your excellent friend Brett have to do with this?

  13. I’ve lost count of how many times BS has violated the terms of the copyright settlement, but I’m sure Obi Wan Hoge, the Magnificent, has not.

  14. BS has stated that Krendler, Grady, and Hoge are all the same person. He has also openly suspected Howard Earl of being Krendler. Don’t try to follow the tortured logic, you might hurt yourself. At any rate, I’ve been taking a walk down memory lane, and found this:

    Maybe he will present something like this to the judge.

    • Remember that at this time on May 27, 2015 at about 5:39 pm EDT there are 3 different law suits by 2 different people claiming that Krendler is 3 different persons.
      BK is claiming that Krendler is WJJH
      BS is claiming thatKrendler is Howard Earl in one law suit and Pat Grady in another.

      Who is the Bat Shit Crazy?

      • And in the tweet posted above, BS appears to be accusing Hoge of being KU, as well. In a blog post a few weeks ago, BS openly mused that Krendler was Howard Earl.

      • Since Cabin Boy is making contradictory claims in two sworn documents, isn’t he therefore committing perjury in at least one of his suits?

        And couldn’t the defendants cite his filings in the other suit as grounds for a dismissal?

      • @Rob Crawford
        Your point #1, a reasonable person could conclude that he is committing perjury.
        Your point #2, IANAL, but that is a yes as far as I know.


    According to the Maryland Judiciary Case Search, Mr. Hoge is charged with violating Md. Criminal Code 3-805(b)(2):

    2) A person may not use an interactive computer service to maliciously engage in a course of conduct that inflicts serious emotional distress on a minor or places a minor in reasonable fear of death or serious bodily injury with the intent:

    (i) to kill, injure, harass, or cause serious emotional distress to the minor; or

    (ii) to place the minor in reasonable fear of death or serious bodily injury.

    Md. CRIMINAL LAW Code Ann. § 3-805

    See the word “stalk,” “stalker,” “stalking” or any variant thereof in that statute? Me either.

    Looks to me like Mr. Schmalfeldt has published a provably false statement of fact.

  16. Frankly, it would probably be an exercise in pinning jello to a wall, but it would be truly awesome, with awesome sauce, to press counter claims on CBBS.

    • Really? So let me get this straight: Bill and his friends get John’s twitter account removed again, and he didn’t do it but knows about it? Wow.

      The walls are closing in on Team Kimbergarten. The petty games demonstrate this clearly.

      • He’s bragging about racking up the high score in Candy Land. Twitter’s ‘anti-abuse’ policies are rife with bad design, and are already under heavy fire for kowtowing to leftists who are getting their feelings hurt because of criticism.

  17. OK, slightly off topic, but let’s cool it for about 2 1/2 hours so we can watch the Home-Town Guys beat the Rox tonight. I can’t do that and this.

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