I’m Not Making This Up, You Know

The NY Post reports that Al Sharpton’s daughter is suing New York City for $5,000,000 as a result of a sprained ankle and other injuries she sustained when she fell on a sidewalk last October.

Currently on vacation in Bali, the membership director for her gadfly dad’s National Action Network claims she “still suffers and will continue to suffer for some time physical pain and bodily injuries,” according to the suit filed against the city departments of Transportation and Environmental Protection.

Apparently, the apples don’t fall far from the tree in the Big Apple.

12 thoughts on “I’m Not Making This Up, You Know


    • “Daddy, I’m getting low on money again and i want to go see a few places around the world.”
      “Baby, where are you right now?”
      “Daddy, I’m in Bali and having a good time!”
      “Baby, Daddy can’t pay right now, I’m trying to figure out how to get this $4 million tax bill addressed before Obama leaves office.”
      “But Daddy! PLLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE???”
      “Baby, remember when you fell down and got a boo boo and twisted your ankle?”
      “Yeah Daddy, that sucked. Couldn’t wear those $1000 patent leather St. Laurents for that Christmas party with that really sexy dress! ”
      “I know, it’s hard to deal with. Anyway, I know a lawyer who can maybe get you a few million from that day.”
      “Oh Daddy! Thank you! I love you.”
      “Daddy loves you too, baby. Have fun on our trip!”


    • That is hilarious! The mountain climbing thing, not the fact that the poor girl looks so much like her father.


  1. did the city jump out in front of her foot? Its kind of big. She must have seen it coming…


  2. Just been in Bali and its not for the faint of heart, even in the 5 star resorts, its not for the handicapped – they warn you about this there is no way she could go to bali especially in the HOT WET season and be encumbered


  3. Evidently, the City of New York viciously attacked Al’s baby thugette while playing the “Knock-out game.” Or was it a “stop-and-frisk” episode gone bad? As soon as she gets her story straight she will file an amended complaint.

    Maybe she should sue Obama since this was “infrastructure” that should have been fixed back in the “shovel-ready” phase of Obama’s first term. I guess $800 BILLION doesn’t fix as many sidewalks and crosswalks as it used to.

    I think she should ask for triple damages because the city is obviously vicious and brutal and raaaaacist.

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