3 thoughts on “Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?


  1. Twitter Attorney Smellfart parody question of the week for today:

    “Whenever another court order is issued against me, I usually…”

    a) Swear off the internet forever, for an entire day.
    b) Mark another ‘X’ on my wall map.
    b) Have a breakdown, lick my open wounds.
    c) Brett says to keep up the good work. His ‘Nitro Badge of Achievement’ is almost within my grasp. Just three more states, just three more states. When that box arrives with that plywood wall plaque… well I hope there’s a plaque in there. Sometimes Brett gets his mailings mixed up and there might be something else in there, if you know what I mean. That’s why I have my dog sniff all the packages I get from Brett. I’m on my third dog. That’s a good dog! Here, have some more mayo…

Leave a Reply