78 thoughts on “Prevarication Du Jour


  1. DailyKos is also well known for their conservative leanings. But they have without doubt lost a step in left-wing whackadoodlery since unceremoniously booting the Great Bill Schmalfeldt from their midst.

    Twice.


  2. “My legacy is reality.”

    — William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.


  3. “So. Let’s see, shall we? Let’s see how I analyze someone who publishes my address and phone number and fantasizes at length about me being brutalized and murdered.

    My name is Ken, and I will be your potential victim of threats and/or incitements. Our special tonight is a disturbed self-styled journalist named Bill Schmalfeldt.

    Who is Bill Schmalfeldt?”

    https://www.popehat.com/2013/08/06/true-threats-true-incitement-or-truly-crazy-the-rhetoric-of-deranged-cyberstalker-bill-schmalfeldt/


      • 1,000 people spread across the map.
        1,000 people of all races, colors and genders.
        1,000 people of various political or religious leanings.
        1,000 people who cannot stand Bill’s antics in word and deed.

        And yet he sits there saying “it’s THEM! They are the problem! Them not me!”

        Yes. 1,000 people and the common denominator is Bill…..

        Funny that.


      • In fact, Mr. Schmalfeldt has ‘mooched’ so much at avvo.com that he has begun to give Elkridge a bad name there, as with everything else that he touches.

        Mr. Schmalfeldt has made a terrible, glaring error with regard to his various cases which any seasoned trial attorney could see in a second; he compounds the error every time he corresponds with sites like avvo.com, which in toto obviously form the encyclopedic base of knowledge for Acme law. That Mr. Schmalfeldt has NOT recognized this error stands in mute testimony to his imagined magnificent helmsmanship of Acme Law.

        His other major problem is his overloaded and overtaxed ego which permits him to assume that he is as qualified and intelligent as any senior attorney; clearly, he is not! It is this delusion that will eventually force him into a white overall existence while permanently confined to Sunny Days Sanatorium or its equivalent.


      • I recently had an Avvo salesman humping my leg to sell me their marketing. I sent a link to one of Cabin Boy’s threads to explain why I wasn’t buying.


      • This was the best part of an answer:
        ” Know that defamation lawyers typically want 5k just to begin work……”


    • Well, in Bill’s defense, he’s not really a liberal…to put it in terms he might understand, and if so appreciate, he’s the boiling pus inside an impacted pimple swelling from a raging, flaming hemorrhoid on the unwashed backside of a Sterno-drinking stew bum under a bridge next to the bus station.

      However, (a priori apologies to all the nice liberals out there) it’s easy to get confused.


      • I will not be surprised if that 99,999,999 out of every 100,000,000 liberals never would think of making an audio story where a 9 year old boy on a scout campout had to submit to rape (7 times it was said in 90 seconds) and the adult also told him to and asked if he could watch and take pics



  4. Bill Schmalfeldt @justplainbill15 · 12h 12 hours ago

    And there’s your challenge for tonight. Find a SINGLE website that talks bad about me that is not run by some right wing nut. Ready? Go.

    First of all I love how he asked this question while his account was protected. Talk about hiding from the truth.

    Second, more than a single website was pointed out to you but then you had to change the subject, move the goalposts, throw up a smokescreen, etc., etc……

    Bill Schmalfeldt @justplainbill15 · 9h 9 hours ago

    They list a long list of right wing shithead websites, and that represents “the media” to them. And I am certainly NOT the only progressive

    Bill Schmalfeldt @justplainbill15 · 9h 9 hours ago

    …to get banned from the Daily Kos, which has lost a great deal of influence with all its bickering, cliquishness and infighting.

    Perhaps, because today’s “progressives” aren’t known for their tolerance. Nonetheless, the DKos is a left wing website, and it does have plenty of bad things to say about you.

    Once again Bill, you lose.


    • Where’s the list if rightwing sites? I can’t find it in these comments — is it over at TMZ, or has Cabin Boy broken out the crack pipe again?


  5. There are no websites bragging about SCHMALFELDT’S exceptional qualities, because if there are any, we can’t find them. Perhaps he is loyal to his dogs, loves his wife and pays his bills on time. All the rest of the stuff overshadows these minor civilized character traits.
    Anal porn writings and recordings, online staling and the inability to let Hoge live in peace seems more important to the online world.


    • *wake up in the morning*
      F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 HOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 LICKSPITTLES! F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 *down twinkles* F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 *take screen shots from Hoge’s blogs comment section and post them on twitter* F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 *Fail D0X* F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 *quick feldtdown on my current blog * HOOOOGGGEEE!!!!! F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 *make petty threats on twitter* F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

      There Bill. I just described your last two years of your life and your harassment of Hoge and people in comment section. Get a fucking life already, loser.


    • Neal, I’m not sure we’ve been good enough to deserve such lulz. Did you donate a kidney lately? Otherwise, he’s bluffing.

      One tiny quibble – I don’t think he started early. I think in his terror we have:

      The feldtdown that never ends
      It goes on and on my friends
      Somebody quoted that freak
      Not knowing what it was
      And now it just keeps going
      Forever just because
      It’s the feldtdown that never ends
      It goes on and on my friends
      Somebody filed criminal charges
      When they realized what it was
      He can rot in jail 90 days or
      Forever just because
      It’s the feldtdown that never ends
      It goes on and on my friends…


      • It probably wouldn’t hurt if was reported to the Carroll County Sheriff’s office, too.

        It seems to me that publicly musing about misusing state agencies for the purposes of harassment might be of concern to them, especially when the person doing it has already been charged with violating a peace order.


      • Sssshhhh.. don’t educate the monkey’s handlers, Neal! Let him go ahead and metaphorically pull that trigger. He’d be in jail without bail before the end of the day.


        • The tweet alone might be enough for the police to act. Or it might not. The fact is that I’m not sure, neither is William.

          And the idea of him worrying about that all day makes me happy.


    • Bill’s concern for other people’s wives is touching.

      Maybe he could give Sandra DeLong a call and see how she’s faring these days.


      • Precisely. And as I mentioned earlier, the mere public threat of doing what he’s talking about – at the very minimum – won’t look good for William.

        No sooner does he write the state’s attorney pathetic, pleading letters not to hold him over for trial, he does things like this. Or his little comedy sketch of the Hoges yesterday.

        And, of course, Bill’s balls-out lunacy probably isn’t going help convince disinterested third parties of his “forgeries” theory, to say nothing of the veracity of his federal civil suit.

        It increasingly appears that the person most determined to put William in jail is William.

        That crazy bastard is burning down his entire life for our entertainment. It’s pretty compelling.


  6. Bill Schmalfeldt @justplainbill15 · 26m 26 minutes ago
    Popehat? Really? He’s your non-nutjob? Honest to god? The man who thought, seriously, that I was inciting his and Patterico’s murder?

    Popehat said, I think, on balance, Schmalfeldt’s murder fantasy doesn’t satisfy the objective standard. Because Schmalfeldt has, through moral cowardice, added a countervailing coda and wiggle language, and because his fantasy is framed as a call for action by unspecified and unknown others, and because there’s no indication he has any sort of following, and because of the apophasis framing, a reasonable person familiar with the context probably wouldn’t take it as an actual threat of injury. (Bolding is mine)

    So we have Popehat writing in plain, clear, easy to understand english that he doesn’t think that Bill was really inciting murder. On the other hand we have The World’s Most Stupid Man™ saying Popehat DID say he thought Bill was inciting his murder. Reading Comprehension and truthfulness are foreign to Bill.

    So what have we learned today kids? Bill is a lying sack who can’t read plain english. Who, when presented with incontrovertible truth will still try and lie and weasel his way out of it. In other words, just Bill being the same Bill his has always been.


    • It’s part of the schmycle. “Full Psycho William” clearly wants to incite violence, if only so “Above it all Bill” can opine that it was ultimately the victim’s fault because he or she was “consumed by hate.”

      Hopefully, he remembers that psychology well when he’s on the receiving end of a game of “lock in a sock” in jail.


      • That’s not totally fair. We’re learning that William is either much crazier than we thought, much dumber, or both.

        Sit down and think of a list of things that you would never, ever do if you were charged with a crime. Not only is Our Hero doing them all, he’s doing them in public, where the prosecution can create a handy file for trial.

        It was bad enough that Bill was pulling his pud online when he was merely awaiting a contempt citation, he’s doubled down after having been criminally charged.

        When someone is acting this contrary to his or her self-interest, perhaps it’s time for any and all firearms to be removed from their home.


      • To an extent, this is the world that the courts have wrought. By failing to rule (I know, they haven’t ruled yet) on the previous violations, the courts fed BS’s sense of invulnerability. If the courts won’t rein him in, then what he is doing is perfectly okay, right?

        He did not get in trouble before, why should he change now?


    • As has already been pointed out, Ken never said that Bill was inciting murder (but I think that’s more a legal point than an actual point). That said, if that’s not incitement, it’s clearly fantasy. Bill was fantasizing that would happen. Sick. Disgusting.


    • More so when you consider that he associates others doing the same thing with cowardice. But there might not be an end to the Schmalfeldt pathologies.

      I think he means to play with our heads by doing it. Speaking only for myself, I get a kick out of knowing that he then spends hours literally talking to himself. And that’s not crazy at all.


        • And that criminal charge should make the lulzsuit even more interesting. It’s too bad that it’ll be punted right out of court on about five different grounds.


  7. And there’s your challenge for tonight. Find a SINGLE website that talks bad about me that is not run by some right wing nut or a liberal who doesn’t like me. Ready? Go.

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