SOUND: Skype rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, it’s Ray your producer. When are we gonna get the stuff for the next episode?
JOHNNY: It’ll be awhile longer, Ray.
PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, the fans are getting antsy.
JOHNNY: I know, I know, but I’ve spent the past few days working with law enforcement agencies on the matter.
PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Did you say agencies? Plural?
JOHNNY: Yeah. There’s multiple jurisdictions involved. Look, I can’t talk about it any further for now, but maybe we’ll have something next week.
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: It doesn’t look like we have much to say this week, but here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.
JOHNNY: Next time? You don’t have to go to Australia to watch something boomerang. Join us, won’t you?
Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Swell theme and under
ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.
MUSIC: Theme up to music out.
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