ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—
SOUND: Skype rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, it’s Ray your producer. When are we gonna get the stuff for the next episode?
JOHNNY: It’ll be awhile longer, Ray.
PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, the fans are getting antsy.
JOHNNY: I know, I know, but I’ve spent the past few days working with law enforcement agencies on the matter.
PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Did you say agencies? Plural?
JOHNNY: Yeah. There’s multiple jurisdictions involved. Look, I can’t talk about it any further for now, but maybe we’ll have something next week.
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: It doesn’t look like we have much to say this week, but here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.
JOHNNY: Next time? You don’t have to go to Australia to watch something boomerang. Join us, won’t you?
Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Swell theme and under
ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.
MUSIC: Theme up to music out.
ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, John Atsign is brought to you by The Hogewash Store and is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.
Be sure to tune in every Friday at 6 pm Eastern Time for an episode of Blognet or Blogsmoke on alternating weeks. This is LBS, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.
What a tease, I tell ya!
Hmmm…..
Johhny Atsign hits the blog and around the same time a certain someones twitter feed goes dark.
Who knows what THAT could mean?
Are you saying that Hoge = HOWARD = Jerry = Krendler = Roy = ???
Only the Shadow knows…
Reblogged this on A Conservative Christian Man.
No! Johnny Atsign is…Doug?!
I want it ALL, Doug!
A dyslexic agnostic lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog…
A dyslexic agnostic with insomnia…
“I did the right thing and my conscience is clear…
Your cellmate is going to ensure your colon is clear too, Shakey.
Bill might lose some weight in jail. I hear that they toss a lot of salad in there- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dwN9TsK4lo
Heeeeee’s baaaaack! And this time he brought a ridiculously false choice:
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/567475142138531841
Some people can walk and chew gum at the same time, Blob.
Why did you turn down the offer of readily available Google links and outdated telephone numbers, John?
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/567475032629473280
This wife, Blob?
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/566270227613487105
Your care and concern for Mrs. Hoge just bleeds through.
“Technically” violated it, Shakey?
Keep wearing that brave face, you fool.
Yup, he spelled “blatantly” wrong.
Other times “technically” was misused:
“Well, technically, I shot him.” — John Hinckley, Jr.
“Well, technically, we robbed that bank.” — Bonnie and Clyde
“Well, technically, I hit a reef.” –Captain of the Exxon Valdez
“Well, technically, it sank.” — Owners of the Titanic
“Well, technically, I set off a bomb.” — BK
On his blog, he compares violating the peace order to the acts of Martin Luther King and Gandhi. I am not kidding.
That’s called “jumping the shark.”
It’s also called same Schmalfeldt, same narcissism, same bottomless pit of stupidity.
Well, at least he’s not Jesus on the cross. Yet.
Give him a minute… He’s still rolling with how bad this looks for John. bwahahahahaha
He’s also claiming his “conscience” is clear – as if he has one, or any shame.
Can we turn the fire hoses on him? At (quickly searches) 7 AM this friday?
A little birdie told me that Bill compared himself to MLK Jr. and Gandhi.
Please, please tell me he didn’t do that. If so, he has one of the worst messiah complexes I’ve ever seen.
“We’ve got a real mess here, but no messiah.”
– Brian’s mom
“He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy”
-Bill’s mom
Multiple jurisdictions! I wonder if that going to spell doom for the RICO suit and any further lawsuit brought by that insipid fool of a terrorist, Brett Kimberlin. The entire Team Kimberlin crew is probably very heavily into F5 mode right about now. To really set the ambience, they should play Metallica’s “For Whom The Bell Tolls” while in they are in deep F5 mode.
“I Fought the Law” by either the Bobby Fuller Four or the Clash would also be appropriate.
Maybe he should “think” (or whatever it is that he does instead of thinking), that “NO CONTACT” means, you know, “NO CONTACT”? Maybe he should “think” that when a man goes to the trouble to go to court repeatedly, and when a court repeatedly orders “NO CONTACT” it means the man doesn’t want any contact? Maybe when the man has recently been back to court again because of violations of that “NO CONTACT” order, one should “think” he wants “NO CONTACT.”
Alas, that would require actual thinking, and putting aside the total narcissism, jealousy, and obsession that appears to be the adjudicated harassers only reason for existing.
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/567475142138531841
I still haven’t found the “good intentions” clause authorizing contact in regards to a Maryland Peace Order.
I’ll keep looking. /sarc
Someone pointed out a few links back that this is classic “enabling” behavior; I justify violating the order for this, he can no longer enforce it for that…
There is no “good intentions” clause for exactly that reason.
its next to the child porn satire clause
It’s just after the JOURNALISM! clause.
Don’t sprain your mouse scrolling finger!
Let’s be fair, Jane. William came to be the great and mighty Oliver Wendell Jones because he just reads English better than the rest of the world.
And it hasn’t failed him yet, has it? Just ask Matthew Ryan.
Okay, I thought I could get through that without laughing. It appears that I couldn’t.
Mathew C. Ryan. One “t”. Of Austin, Texas.
The other Matthew C. Ryan (two “t”) also of Austin, Texas is apparently a fine upstanding fellow.
According to BS.
What do you want to bet that the latter Mr. Ryan insisted?
You know, someone might think that, yes, apparently, BS loves having the last word and repeatedly violating a PO more than he loves HIS wife. What else am I supposed to think?
BS: “Honey, I love you so much I’m gonna risk going to jail by sending a totally unnecessary email in violation of a courts peace order to a man who wants no contact from me. I have to do it because I love you and my conscience is clear.”
Sometimes it helps if you type the words and then say them out loud because you might catch yourself and say “wow…. that IS stupid.”
THIS!
Emoji, Jane, we need more emoji!
His fav seems very appropriate right now:
http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x339/frado52/muhaaaha-10.gif
More! More! Awesome! Can I mow YOUR lawn with my tweezers?
There’s too much snow right now, but you can do the walk with that teaspoon.
Thank you, Sir! Right away, Sir!
I wonder if it will have warmed up enough by April 16 to suit His Nibs?
Safe link to email to state’s attorney wherein the SchmalFOOL helpfully and repeatedly admits his violation was willful.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150217001828/http://theelkridgeinciter.blogspot.com
I always wondered what would happen if firemen used gas instead of water…..
Thanks!
I was going to recount a tale I was told, that happened within 20 miles of me in my first ten years of life, but then I clicked on the link…. …. …. yeah, that was worse.
LOLOLOL!
Looks like its Team Kimberlin that may have the first one looking to cut a deal and turn state’s evidence. Something they kept falsely claiming was going to happen to their enemies.
Maybe that was always a possibility, which is why someone installed cameras on his pauper’s income.
I always did wonder why he really installed them. Is he afraid that someone he’s been .. unpleasant .. to knows someone who knows someone who knows some of “dose guys”?
BREAKING NEWS:
Bill Schmalfeldt promises ongoing illegal contact with John Hoge.
“I would do the same thing again….”
foot rest Bill coming to meet his future housemates soon
BREAKING NEWS: BS has cure to cancer!
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/567491751888580611
Finally, finally, finally – after all the excessive dramatization, after practically describing himself as an EMT at the bedside of someone near-death, someone whose only hope is the live-saving google-fu of the SchmalFOOL – finally, a single understatement:
Just a second, I think there’s been a mistake here!
Hasn’t William been telling us for months that it would Hoge going to jail? But everything I’m reading says that the Cabin Boy is going there.
There must be a typo.
Will Bill get to say “I did time just like my hero Brett”?