Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, it’s Ray your producer. When are we gonna get the stuff for the next episode?

JOHNNY: It’ll be awhile longer, Ray.

PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, the fans are getting antsy.

JOHNNY: I know, I know, but I’ve spent the past few days working with law enforcement agencies on the matter.

PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Did you say agencies? Plural?

JOHNNY: Yeah. There’s multiple jurisdictions involved. Look, I can’t talk about it any further for now, but maybe we’ll have something next week.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: It doesn’t look like we have much to say this week, but here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.

JOHNNY: Next time? You don’t have to go to Australia to watch something boomerang. Join us, won’t you?

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Swell theme and under

ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, John Atsign is brought to you by The Hogewash Store and is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.

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60 thoughts on “Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

    • Other times “technically” was misused:

      “Well, technically, I shot him.” — John Hinckley, Jr.

      “Well, technically, we robbed that bank.” — Bonnie and Clyde

      “Well, technically, I hit a reef.” –Captain of the Exxon Valdez

      “Well, technically, it sank.” — Owners of the Titanic

      “Well, technically, I set off a bomb.” — BK

  1. On his blog, he compares violating the peace order to the acts of Martin Luther King and Gandhi. I am not kidding.

  2. A little birdie told me that Bill compared himself to MLK Jr. and Gandhi.

    Please, please tell me he didn’t do that. If so, he has one of the worst messiah complexes I’ve ever seen.

  3. Multiple jurisdictions! I wonder if that going to spell doom for the RICO suit and any further lawsuit brought by that insipid fool of a terrorist, Brett Kimberlin. The entire Team Kimberlin crew is probably very heavily into F5 mode right about now. To really set the ambience, they should play Metallica’s “For Whom The Bell Tolls” while in they are in deep F5 mode.

  4. Maybe he should “think” (or whatever it is that he does instead of thinking), that “NO CONTACT” means, you know, “NO CONTACT”? Maybe he should “think” that when a man goes to the trouble to go to court repeatedly, and when a court repeatedly orders “NO CONTACT” it means the man doesn’t want any contact? Maybe when the man has recently been back to court again because of violations of that “NO CONTACT” order, one should “think” he wants “NO CONTACT.”

    Alas, that would require actual thinking, and putting aside the total narcissism, jealousy, and obsession that appears to be the adjudicated harassers only reason for existing.

  5. Looks like its Team Kimberlin that may have the first one looking to cut a deal and turn state’s evidence. Something they kept falsely claiming was going to happen to their enemies.

  6. Finally, finally, finally – after all the excessive dramatization, after practically describing himself as an EMT at the bedside of someone near-death, someone whose only hope is the live-saving google-fu of the SchmalFOOL – finally, a single understatement:

    And there was great joy among the Lickspittles.

  7. Just a second, I think there’s been a mistake here!

    Hasn’t William been telling us for months that it would Hoge going to jail? But everything I’m reading says that the Cabin Boy is going there.

    There must be a typo.

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