I thank the good Lord that I have a head cold right now. Cannot smell a dang thing… particularly any ill winds that might emanate from a certain trailer park.
It’s coming from inside the househis diaper, so of course he smells it.
The only question is whether it’s caused by his fear or just his usual loss of control. If he had a clue what he’s done to himself, it would be fear. Sadly, I think he’s too stupid, and much too into his delusional fantasies of victory. Cos that’s always worked so well for the demented stalker.
Remember, he was generally the one left standing in bar fights – cos he hid under the table until it was over. I don’t think I know anyone who has actually been in a fight at a bar.
Says a lot about the freak, doesn’t it, that he’s proud of being so reviled that he regularly got beat up when out socializing? Well, other than when he bravely ran away or hid, of course.
That’s just another of his lies. In another tweet he said he hasn’t been a fight since he was a sophomore in High School. I called him out but he ran away and wouldn’t answer as usual.
The ram touched the wall with Kimberlin when he failed to withdraw the state lawsuit and I had to file a motion to dismiss. That was in October, 2013.
The ram touched the wall with Schmalfeldt when he failed to modify his behavior to take advantage of my conditional offer to drop my peace order petition in August, 2014.
“Murum aries attigit” isn’t a decree so much as a statement of historical fact.
Silly Blob, you don’t even have an LOLsuit filed yet! If anyone is deluded about the immanency or number of subpoenas likely to be issued, that would be you. For instance, did you know you’re going to write a sizeable check to the Court first and that you won’t see Subpoena #1 until next yer, if ever?
HOGE CAN’T FIND KEYS @weltschmerz2015 · 2h 2 hours ago
Oh, but I do admit the admission against interest. Was I ever told by Mr. Hoge that I was not living up to his wishes
HOGE CAN’T FIND KEYS @weltschmerz2015
No. I was not. But that was never the intention. Hoge knew I would gladly accept his offer to stay out of court because of the pain…
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5:36 AM – 12 Feb 2015
Putting aside the sheer ludicrousness of holding Hoge responsible for making BS fulfill his legal obligations, I point the gentle reader to this post from Hogewash!, http://hogewash.com/2014/08/29/poor-bill-he-just-cant-help-it/. Here is an excerpt:
“My only obligations under the settlement agreement were to dismiss my amended complaint (done), refrain from republishing any of the Cabin Boy’s™ material (so far, so good), and to bear my own costs related to the lawsuit (done). “Paul Krendler” has no obligations under the settlement agreement—he is not a party to it. Thus, as far as my side of the bargain is concerned, the settlement agreement has been/is being consummated. One wonders where he will find “good cause” that I have not delivered on my part of the deal.
Indeed, the only breach of the agreement has been by TDPS™. He thought he could get away with publishing in his recent book material from Hogewash! as exhibits from one of his court filings. However, what he published was not from the actual court documents but from his working files used to create the documents. I suppose he could argue that he should be able to reopen the case since he breached the agreement, but … no … surely TDPS™ isn’t stupid enough to try that.”
Officer, I mean, Gentle Readers, has gradually been backpedaling from his original statement that Hoge promised he would not appeal the PO. On occasion, he admits that what John actually told him was the John hoped BS would not give him cause to appeal the PO. Instead, he continued to play his little games. What he’s really irritated by is that Hoge followed through on his ACTUAL promise, not the one that BS wishes he’d made.
You’d have to be even dumber than Blob to believe that he didn’t show up to defend himself against a petition FULL OF LIES (!!!!) because the LIAR (!!!!) that filed it told him he didn’t have to. Further, to believe he really didn’t want to show up because of the PAIN (PARKINSON’S STAGE MCLQWERTYIII!!!!) one would have to ignore that Blob didn’t stay home, but rather made and kept other plans. Oh, and there was something else that pertains…….
My fault, I posted asking why he’d want our ISP addresses, since those were freely available on the aforementioned ISPs’ home websites. I then suggested I’d be happy to send him the Comcast corporate address, for all the good that would do him.
HOGE CAN’T FIND KEYS @weltschmerz2015
But yes, lickspittles SHOULD worry. I will get your IP numbers, and Hoge will have to turn them over, and I will FIND you!
Bill having an actual IP number wouldn’t do you any good. Bill, I can see a judge granting a motion to squash ISP subpoenas because of your documented abusive history on social media. Examples of your child porn, rape and murder fantasies would be compelling evidence to squash the subpoenas. Besides Bill, you couldn’t find a needle in a haystack consisting of no straw whatsoever. Dox on, Oedipal Jelly.
I”m sure the judge will LOVE to see Bill’s buddy telling people to go rape Lee’s wife while Lee was away followed immediately by old Billy posting Lee’s address and pics of his house. Yep, judge will probably give old Billy Boy a medal for that one.
I hope David won’t mind me reposting a “conversation” (i.e. smackdown) he had with Willy on twitter last nite:
David Edgren @DavidEdgren · 15h 15 hours ago
@weltschmerz2015 Bill, accepting for the sake of argument (in other words not constrained by reality), that you get to the point where…
…the federal court would issue you a handful of subpoenas, would you have any idea what to do with them?
Have you ever read FRCP 45? Are you prepared to do a lot of traveling at your own expense? Subpoenas are not…
…just another tool in your arsenal of harassment weaponry. They are of very limited value to the “indigent” litigant…
…in a civil case in federal court. Not that you would ever get to that point, but just sayin’.
You probably think that you just have to send the subpoena by mail. No. Subpoenas in federal cases are served…
…by the U.S. Marshall Service at your expense. You probably think that the person or agency on whom or which…
…you have the subpoena served will just have to send you back the documents or things subpoenaed. Wrong.
If you subpoenaed, for example, my ISP’s records, it could either make the records available at its place of business,…
…which is Palmer, Alaska, or you could set up a records deposition no more than 100 miles from Palmer, which,…
…by the way, is very cold this time of year. You would have to come here to do the records deposition in person, or…
…hire an agent such as a court reporter. Court reporters often charge 50 cents or more per page copied in addition…
…to their hourly rates. Bottom line, hundreds or even thousands of dollars per subpoena, Bill. My guess is you…
…just think “Subpoena!” sounds like a great threat, but you otherwise have no clue as to what you are talking about.
HOGE CAN’T FIND KEYS @weltschmerz2015 · 35m 35 minutes ago
See, Andrew took a look at my LinkedIn file. That’s how he knows my resume. That gave me a lead to work with.
Good Christ, it took you FIVE FREAKING HOURS to do that?!
Also, if you’re thinking about searching linkedin for a person, but you don’t want that person to know you did it, register a fake account first, because you can’t see full profiles unless you’re logged in. I wonder if AB took that elementary step?
Bill went after Grady’s employment because Grady left a very mild 2 sentence comment on one of Bill’s many failed blogs. Bill Photoshopped and made cruel comments about Grady’s disabled son. Bill Photoshopped “dead eyes” onto a AZ couples baby to…well just because he is a vile mean creature. He also Photoshopped the wife onto a cactus penis. He has posted pictures of many peoples homes. Called their employers. Called the police, FBI, and Child Protective services just to harasses a family he was already harassing about their dead child. But little Billy boy can’t STAND when someone wants to take a look at his life.
Why is that Bill? What are you afraid people will find?
-went after Grady’s empolyment
-posted about him on his blog
-is a “vile, mean creature”
-photoshopped a woman onto a cactus penis
-posted pictures of people’s homes
-called the police, FBI and CPS
-and he can’t stand the likewise scrutiny
I think if it had been said that he ‘contacted’ his employer instead of ‘called’ his employer BS could not have denied that. He loves to split that hair.
First and foremost, fuck Bill Schmalfeldt. He is the very epitome of bluster. However you want to say it…
all hat, no cattle
all sizzle, no steak
talks the talk, can’t walk the walk (ooh…too literal? tough shit – learn to take a fucking joke, comedian boy)
Second, if you have not set up a new Twitter account, please do so ASAP & follow me. I have some things to share. They may have to do with a certain deranged Oedipal pro se cyberstalker, or they may not. But March 1st can’t come soon enough for you. We need to put our heads together.
NOT Andrew Ballard!!
@weltschmerz2015
You throw shit at me? I throw shit at you. And I never… NEVER… throw the first handful.
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3:26 PM – 12 Feb 2015
Say a little prayer. William has a dozen handfuls in his diaper at any given moment.
Not only is it truly terrifying, it’s a medical wonder!
I guess he considers himself so close to Kimberlin — joined at the hip or some place there abouts, you might say — that he thinks he gets caught in the splatter when Truths about Kimberlin are spoken.
IIRC, the number of times he says he’s talked to the terrorist Kimberlin, is the same as the number of times Brett Kimberlin aka the Speedway Bomber has driven him to court in the past year.
Presumeably this means they did not talk on the drive back. Probably because Brett was still cracking up over the actions in court.
If this really is A.B.’s doing, and it isn’t just an epic flail of WIlly’s, I’m getting a sex change, a uterus transplant, leaving my wife and kids (well, probably before the surgery) and will find AB and have his children. (NTTAWWT)
I disagree that this is the greatest faildox. This was carefully crafted to make Schmalfeldt further prove that he’s a worthless tool, journalistic participation trophies aside.
The best faildoxes are when he just makes them up and runs with them and says, “sometimes I just throw a name out there to see what happens.”
I’m convinced the explanation is actually that he cheated on his 2nd, with Gail. He’d have to be surgically sackless to marry a third woman in the same year he divorced the second one who cheated on him. My guess is #1 and #2 were both faithful, for all the good it did them.
I love how he can’t tell the difference between a fake person, such as a literary character, and a real person using a pseudonym.
And this man claims to be an investigative reporter? He claims to be a journalist? He claims to be a writer? Half the time “English as she is spoke” makes more sense. I think I’ll head off to craunch some marmosets. I suspect I will find that easier than crunching numbers for my stats exam.
HOOOOOOOGE!!!!!
@weltschmerz2015
I think I’ve uncovered the reason that Peter Parker and Batman have never been seen in the same place at the same time!!!!!
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5:29 PM – 12 Feb 2015
Except McCain’s best friend is black, and BS called said friend a “manservant,” and has caricatured and photoshopped him in demeaning and degrading positions.
NOT Andrew Ballard!! @weltschmerz2015 · 3m 3 minutes ago
…that can be verified by independent third parties if it casts a bad light on his friends. Calling my wife a whore? Fine. Calling McCain..
…a misogynistic racist? Not fine. That will come in quite handy in my lawsuit,
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NOT Andrew Ballard!! @weltschmerz2015 · 4m 4 minutes ago
Perry, I think if nothing else, the last year or so has proven that “Bill” and “think” should never, ever be in the same sentence. Perhaps not even in the same paragraph.
I would object to your redundancy in noting Bill Schmalfeldt posting photoshopped pictures of people in “demeaning and degrading positions.” Being posted in a Bill Schmalfeldt tweet is inherently “demeaning and degrading.” Bill Schmalfeldt could photoshop in wings and a halo and it would still be demeaning to be associated with him.
HOOOOOOOGE!!!!!
@weltschmerz2015
John Travolta and Nicolas Cage want to believe they switched faces? A few phone calls should clear that up!
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5:29 PM – 12 Feb 2015
No comment? But I do! BS has been had, something all of us figured out within minutes.
HOOOOOOOGE!!!!! @weltschmerz2015
I guess the Lickspittles have no comment about the fraud who was calling me out for my verifiable service to America.
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Then the jar of peanut butter materializes. And Shilo knows her window of opportunity for escape has passed. But the captive nurse knows her window has just opened.
He made you look like an asshole. Again. You sent that poor lady those photos? Without even bothering to check on them? Thank you Bill . Another person in this world who now knows how deranged you are.
HOOOOOOOGE!!!!!
@weltschmerz2015
And it would be nice to go a whole day without one pig or another in the Hoge Sty lusting for my death. Soon enough, piggies.
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6:57 PM – 12 Feb 2015
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PErUiAyVoGc&w=420&h=315%5D
I would think so.
“Is it just me, or can you smell the shitty pants and fear-pee…”
— William Smellfart, Twitter Attorney at Law, collector of multiple court orders from multiple states for harassment and stalking.
I thank the good Lord that I have a head cold right now. Cannot smell a dang thing… particularly any ill winds that might emanate from a certain trailer park.
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e60/purpldrgn1956b/LMAO/ROFL.gif
It’s coming from
inside the househis diaper, so of course he smells it.The only question is whether it’s caused by his fear or just his usual loss of control. If he had a clue what he’s done to himself, it would be fear. Sadly, I think he’s too stupid, and much too into his delusional fantasies of victory. Cos that’s always worked so well for the demented stalker.
Remember, he was generally the one left standing in bar fights – cos he hid under the table until it was over. I don’t think I know anyone who has actually been in a fight at a bar.
Says a lot about the freak, doesn’t it, that he’s proud of being so reviled that he regularly got beat up when out socializing? Well, other than when he bravely ran away or hid, of course.
That’s just another of his lies. In another tweet he said he hasn’t been a fight since he was a sophomore in High School. I called him out but he ran away and wouldn’t answer as usual.
DEATH THREAT!!!!
Pleasant evening we’re having, officer.
I do think a certain someone ought perhaps to learn one other bit of Latin: Caesar si viveret ad remum dareris.
And the specific event that triggered the decree?
The ram touched the wall with Kimberlin when he failed to withdraw the state lawsuit and I had to file a motion to dismiss. That was in October, 2013.
The ram touched the wall with Schmalfeldt when he failed to modify his behavior to take advantage of my conditional offer to drop my peace order petition in August, 2014.
“Murum aries attigit” isn’t a decree so much as a statement of historical fact.
Thank you. Clarity of thought is good, as is precision in the use of language. “Murum aries attigit” indeed.
Reblogged this on A Conservative Christian Man.
Well, that was unexpected. (/sarc)
Remember, BM: demons flee when a good man goes to war.
smart demons
Better quality than what our host has been dealing with.
Third raters…
Meanwhile, in the RICO case….crickets.
A month has passed since many substantive filings have gone to the judge, as well as a bunch of other crap from BK.
And still, nothing. Yeah, I get it, the courts are slow.
But really?
Still can’t believe that one has been going on over a year now. It’s a crime.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
And if ANYONE corrects my translation, I’ll go all Schmalflail on their asses.
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/565866530995712000
Silly Blob, you don’t even have an LOLsuit filed yet! If anyone is deluded about the immanency or number of subpoenas likely to be issued, that would be you. For instance, did you know you’re going to write a sizeable check to the Court first and that you won’t see Subpoena #1 until next yer, if ever?
My money is on never.
Not to mention the bond that the defendants will ask the court to make him post.
HOGE CAN’T FIND KEYS @weltschmerz2015 · 2h 2 hours ago
Oh, but I do admit the admission against interest. Was I ever told by Mr. Hoge that I was not living up to his wishes
HOGE CAN’T FIND KEYS @weltschmerz2015
No. I was not. But that was never the intention. Hoge knew I would gladly accept his offer to stay out of court because of the pain…
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5:36 AM – 12 Feb 2015
Putting aside the sheer ludicrousness of holding Hoge responsible for making BS fulfill his legal obligations, I point the gentle reader to this post from Hogewash!, http://hogewash.com/2014/08/29/poor-bill-he-just-cant-help-it/. Here is an excerpt:
“My only obligations under the settlement agreement were to dismiss my amended complaint (done), refrain from republishing any of the Cabin Boy’s™ material (so far, so good), and to bear my own costs related to the lawsuit (done). “Paul Krendler” has no obligations under the settlement agreement—he is not a party to it. Thus, as far as my side of the bargain is concerned, the settlement agreement has been/is being consummated. One wonders where he will find “good cause” that I have not delivered on my part of the deal.
Indeed, the only breach of the agreement has been by TDPS™. He thought he could get away with publishing in his recent book material from Hogewash! as exhibits from one of his court filings. However, what he published was not from the actual court documents but from his working files used to create the documents. I suppose he could argue that he should be able to reopen the case since he breached the agreement, but … no … surely TDPS™ isn’t stupid enough to try that.”
Officer, I mean, Gentle Readers, has gradually been backpedaling from his original statement that Hoge promised he would not appeal the PO. On occasion, he admits that what John actually told him was the John hoped BS would not give him cause to appeal the PO. Instead, he continued to play his little games. What he’s really irritated by is that Hoge followed through on his ACTUAL promise, not the one that BS wishes he’d made.
I think I need glasses. Too many typos + autocorrect = bad news
You’d have to be even dumber than Blob to believe that he didn’t show up to defend himself against a petition FULL OF LIES (!!!!) because the LIAR (!!!!) that filed it told him he didn’t have to. Further, to believe he really didn’t want to show up because of the PAIN (PARKINSON’S STAGE MCLQWERTYIII!!!!) one would have to ignore that Blob didn’t stay home, but rather made and kept other plans. Oh, and there was something else that pertains…….
Oh, yeah! Res Judicata.
Yes he was that STUPLD!!!
“But yes, lickspittles SHOULD worry. I will get your IP numbers…”
… and you little dog’s, too!
I thought he said earlier that he was going to get our “ISP” numbers.
My fault, I posted asking why he’d want our ISP addresses, since those were freely available on the aforementioned ISPs’ home websites. I then suggested I’d be happy to send him the Comcast corporate address, for all the good that would do him.
And just to show I’m a Catrina of my word, here it is:
HOGE CAN’T FIND KEYS @weltschmerz2015
But yes, lickspittles SHOULD worry. I will get your IP numbers, and Hoge will have to turn them over, and I will FIND you!
Bill having an actual IP number wouldn’t do you any good. Bill, I can see a judge granting a motion to squash ISP subpoenas because of your documented abusive history on social media. Examples of your child porn, rape and murder fantasies would be compelling evidence to squash the subpoenas. Besides Bill, you couldn’t find a needle in a haystack consisting of no straw whatsoever. Dox on, Oedipal Jelly.
I”m sure the judge will LOVE to see Bill’s buddy telling people to go rape Lee’s wife while Lee was away followed immediately by old Billy posting Lee’s address and pics of his house. Yep, judge will probably give old Billy Boy a medal for that one.
I hope David won’t mind me reposting a “conversation” (i.e. smackdown) he had with Willy on twitter last nite:
David Edgren @DavidEdgren · 15h 15 hours ago
@weltschmerz2015 Bill, accepting for the sake of argument (in other words not constrained by reality), that you get to the point where…
…the federal court would issue you a handful of subpoenas, would you have any idea what to do with them?
Have you ever read FRCP 45? Are you prepared to do a lot of traveling at your own expense? Subpoenas are not…
…just another tool in your arsenal of harassment weaponry. They are of very limited value to the “indigent” litigant…
…in a civil case in federal court. Not that you would ever get to that point, but just sayin’.
You probably think that you just have to send the subpoena by mail. No. Subpoenas in federal cases are served…
…by the U.S. Marshall Service at your expense. You probably think that the person or agency on whom or which…
…you have the subpoena served will just have to send you back the documents or things subpoenaed. Wrong.
If you subpoenaed, for example, my ISP’s records, it could either make the records available at its place of business,…
…which is Palmer, Alaska, or you could set up a records deposition no more than 100 miles from Palmer, which,…
…by the way, is very cold this time of year. You would have to come here to do the records deposition in person, or…
…hire an agent such as a court reporter. Court reporters often charge 50 cents or more per page copied in addition…
…to their hourly rates. Bottom line, hundreds or even thousands of dollars per subpoena, Bill. My guess is you…
…just think “Subpoena!” sounds like a great threat, but you otherwise have no clue as to what you are talking about.
…..Willy didn’t have an answer.
“Don’t listen to him, Bill. You’re WINNING!!!”
Willy Ferguson – Lapdog
Not to mention many ISPs have policy of actively litigating customer records subpoena.
And we have another Flaildoxing!
Forget it, he’s rolling.
Faildox #45321
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/565948292803346433
Why Bill? Or what?
Funny, many people, like the Stranahans for one, asked you the same thing, but you didn’t leave them alone, did you?
Cowardly bullies like Bill Schmalfeldt don’t like it when people use Bill’s own cowardly tactics against the cowardly bully Bill Schmalfeldt.
(When does google update their search indexes?)
I think someone is hiding something. Just saying 🙂 Oh he is afraid of something here.
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/565970299720855552
Like the Stranhans, the Walkers, the McCains, the Hoges, the Causeys, the Heathers . . . .
Damn the torpedoes! (Well, in this case mayo covered hot dogs.) Full speed ahead!
HOGE CAN’T FIND KEYS @weltschmerz2015 · 35m 35 minutes ago
See, Andrew took a look at my LinkedIn file. That’s how he knows my resume. That gave me a lead to work with.
Good Christ, it took you FIVE FREAKING HOURS to do that?!
I’m surprised he managed it that quickly, really.
It was actually more like two days. I think A.B posted the job history on Tuesday night.
William ain’t very swift.
NNB(or anyone) where is that job history posted at? Is it still around?
It’s a few threads down on TMZ.
Also, if you’re thinking about searching linkedin for a person, but you don’t want that person to know you did it, register a fake account first, because you can’t see full profiles unless you’re logged in. I wonder if AB took that elementary step?
Hope no one swats you while Connie’s recuperating, Hoggy. Taht would really suck. Especially at around 9:30 this coming Friday night.
Sure police have been notified of this.
Bill went after Grady’s employment because Grady left a very mild 2 sentence comment on one of Bill’s many failed blogs. Bill Photoshopped and made cruel comments about Grady’s disabled son. Bill Photoshopped “dead eyes” onto a AZ couples baby to…well just because he is a vile mean creature. He also Photoshopped the wife onto a cactus penis. He has posted pictures of many peoples homes. Called their employers. Called the police, FBI, and Child Protective services just to harasses a family he was already harassing about their dead child. But little Billy boy can’t STAND when someone wants to take a look at his life.
Why is that Bill? What are you afraid people will find?
Look’s like Bill “corrected” you statment. Everybody needs to read it!
http://i.imgur.com/3h8mCmS.png
So according to Willy he:
-went after Grady’s empolyment
-posted about him on his blog
-is a “vile, mean creature”
-photoshopped a woman onto a cactus penis
-posted pictures of people’s homes
-called the police, FBI and CPS
-and he can’t stand the likewise scrutiny
Willy, is there ANYTHING you don’t suck at?
I think if it had been said that he ‘contacted’ his employer instead of ‘called’ his employer BS could not have denied that. He loves to split that hair.
Loves to split hairs or spit hairs?
Can we take this as an admission he did the things crossed out in red? Apparently, his memory was okay on those incidents.
Well, you may not have gotten it quite 100% right, Army Vet, but respective of cruelty to my son, you were close enough for government work:
https://web.archive.org/web/20141003014824/http://anonymouscowardsanonymous.wordpress.com/2014/10/02/patraick-grady-is-coming-to-baltimore-to-kill-me-again/
And don’t forget my wife and my mother also got a working over there as well.
A.B.,
First and foremost, fuck Bill Schmalfeldt. He is the very epitome of bluster. However you want to say it…
all hat, no cattle
all sizzle, no steak
talks the talk, can’t walk the walk (ooh…too literal? tough shit – learn to take a fucking joke, comedian boy)
Second, if you have not set up a new Twitter account, please do so ASAP & follow me. I have some things to share. They may have to do with a certain deranged Oedipal pro se cyberstalker, or they may not. But March 1st can’t come soon enough for you. We need to put our heads together.
So please get in touch, thanks.
That also assumes that William’s right, which he a long history of not being.
For example, I’m Dan Foreman.
I think it should go without saying that in all things, I assume William to be wrong.
The sun comes up in the East,
Water is wet,
Bill never faildoxed anyone,
Gravity is the force which pulls objects toward the earth,
if Bill says it, assume it’s not true and you’ll wind up with more money in your pocket.
Roger.
NOT Andrew Ballard!!
@weltschmerz2015
You throw shit at me? I throw shit at you. And I never… NEVER… throw the first handful.
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3:26 PM – 12 Feb 2015
Say a little prayer. William has a dozen handfuls in his diaper at any given moment.
Not only is it truly terrifying, it’s a medical wonder!
Now THAT’S funny!
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/565970299720855552
So what did Grady do to you? The Stranahans? That lady with the kids on Facebook?
#schmalflail
I guess he considers himself so close to Kimberlin — joined at the hip or some place there abouts, you might say — that he thinks he gets caught in the splatter when Truths about Kimberlin are spoken.
I was told he rarely talks to Kimby. (except when his most excellent friend gives him a ride to the courthouse)
“Talks” being the operative word.
IIRC, the number of times he says he’s talked to the terrorist Kimberlin, is the same as the number of times Brett Kimberlin aka the Speedway Bomber has driven him to court in the past year.
Presumeably this means they did not talk on the drive back. Probably because Brett was still cracking up over the actions in court.
Does all he have to say is “Yes boss” ?
No Andrew Ballard from MTU? Hmmm. One right there on page he posts! kekeke
OH FFS BILL!!! YOU COULD SCREW UP A ONE CAR FUNERAL.
http://tinyurl.com/k8q7gct
You didn’t even check if it was a real account before you shot your useless load?
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/565992212891467776
Flash: Bill Schmalflail is shocked to discover people on the internet aren’t real. See: Matthew Lillefelt, Bill Matthews.
I only give 1 thumb?! Injustice.
Is the floor open to bets that “Andrew Ballard” is a gaslight operation, designed to make William step on his crank in public, yet again?
By the way, nothing says JOURNALISM quite like publishing your investigation in real time. No shortage of opportunities for libel that way.
God, Schmalfeldt’s a dipshit!
This is the best flaildox EVER!!!
(I think I’m going to cry….)
If this really is A.B.’s doing, and it isn’t just an epic flail of WIlly’s, I’m getting a sex change, a uterus transplant, leaving my wife and kids (well, probably before the surgery) and will find AB and have his children. (NTTAWWT)
I disagree that this is the greatest faildox. This was carefully crafted to make Schmalfeldt further prove that he’s a worthless tool, journalistic participation trophies aside.
The best faildoxes are when he just makes them up and runs with them and says, “sometimes I just throw a name out there to see what happens.”
Those are eternal.
Cudos to A.B, though. Fine work!
Except AB is a lesbian Zambian princess. Oh, wait, that might work then!
With Schmalfeldt’s history of harassment, AB would be a fool to engage him directly – other enemies of TK have been hounded, harassed, and SWATed.
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/565991765870919680
Who ever said that A.B. is Andrew Ballard? Oh, the mope who’s now berating the person he imagined into existence. Genius, Blob. Sheer genius.
My guess is that Gail is third wife only because William got the first two confused with her, and jumped the gun with the rings..
He’s just that useless.
Annnnnd, just like that, Bill changes the subject and tries to forget the whole thing happened.
What a great day.
William’s psychotic AND stupid, a combination you don’t see everyday!
Nothing says crazy like repeatedly photoshopping a man with a restraining order against you, and using it as your avatar.
I’m convinced the explanation is actually that he cheated on his 2nd, with Gail. He’d have to be surgically sackless to marry a third woman in the same year he divorced the second one who cheated on him. My guess is #1 and #2 were both faithful, for all the good it did them.
Who wants to bet that the lady at MTU was thinking, “This idiot sounds fat?”
Or alternately:
Did he “sound” fat, or was there only a “tinge?”
I love how he can’t tell the difference between a fake person, such as a literary character, and a real person using a pseudonym.
And this man claims to be an investigative reporter? He claims to be a journalist? He claims to be a writer? Half the time “English as she is spoke” makes more sense. I think I’ll head off to craunch some marmosets. I suspect I will find that easier than crunching numbers for my stats exam.
Shhhh! In a few hours, when the Boon’s Farm and arrogance kick in, he might dox Batman!
HOOOOOOOGE!!!!!
@weltschmerz2015
I think I’ve uncovered the reason that Peter Parker and Batman have never been seen in the same place at the same time!!!!!
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5:29 PM – 12 Feb 2015
Except McCain’s best friend is black, and BS called said friend a “manservant,” and has caricatured and photoshopped him in demeaning and degrading positions.
NOT Andrew Ballard!! @weltschmerz2015 · 3m 3 minutes ago
…that can be verified by independent third parties if it casts a bad light on his friends. Calling my wife a whore? Fine. Calling McCain..
…a misogynistic racist? Not fine. That will come in quite handy in my lawsuit,
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NOT Andrew Ballard!! @weltschmerz2015 · 4m 4 minutes ago
I think Bill’s memory is going, just yesterday he said this:
NOT Andrew Ballard!! @weltschmerz2015
Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act protects Hoge and Krendler from the defamatory things you say. It does not protect YOU!
Ooooopsie pooopsie!
Think, Bill, think before you post!
Perry, I think if nothing else, the last year or so has proven that “Bill” and “think” should never, ever be in the same sentence. Perhaps not even in the same paragraph.
Come in handy? Like calling Aaron’s wife a “mail order bride”?
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/566001144661803008
I would object to your redundancy in noting Bill Schmalfeldt posting photoshopped pictures of people in “demeaning and degrading positions.” Being posted in a Bill Schmalfeldt tweet is inherently “demeaning and degrading.” Bill Schmalfeldt could photoshop in wings and a halo and it would still be demeaning to be associated with him.
HOOOOOOOGE!!!!!
@weltschmerz2015
John Travolta and Nicolas Cage want to believe they switched faces? A few phone calls should clear that up!
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5:29 PM – 12 Feb 2015
No comment? But I do! BS has been had, something all of us figured out within minutes.
HOOOOOOOGE!!!!! @weltschmerz2015
I guess the Lickspittles have no comment about the fraud who was calling me out for my verifiable service to America.
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I have a comment.
He made you look like an asshole. Again.
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/566007058227822593
I do.
He made you look like an asshole. Again.
I have another comment Bill; What happened to your picture and screen name?
BWAHAHAHAHAA
Also, one can’t rule out the possibility that he thought he service was to Belize. It’s increasingly likely that he could faildox an entire country.
BWHAHAHAHAHA. I am still laughing. Thank you for the laugh today Bill. Just remember we aren’t laughing with you.
Is it just me or do I detect a rather pompous tone in this tweet?
HOOOOOOOGE!!!!! @weltschmerz2015 · 5m 5 minutes ago
I guess the Lickspittles have no comment about the fraud who was calling me out for my verifiable service to America.
One comment (well, for now): Post hoc ergo propter hoc.
Damn, Perry. Now he’s gong to think that you’re the new prime minister of Greece.
But the phone calls should be fun.
Maybe I am?
Oh, and the SPLC? Yeah.
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/565940554157273089
That poor woman’s eye sockets.
Evening, officer.
HOOOOOOOGE!!!!!
@weltschmerz2015
They fancy themselves clever, these lickspittle fools.
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6:50 PM – 12 Feb 2015
And the creepy monologue begins. At this point Shiloh wishes she could run away again.
Then the jar of peanut butter materializes. And Shilo knows her window of opportunity for escape has passed. But the captive nurse knows her window has just opened.
He made you look like an asshole. Again. You sent that poor lady those photos? Without even bothering to check on them? Thank you Bill . Another person in this world who now knows how deranged you are.
https://twitter.com/weltschmerz2015/status/566021673351393280
HOOOOOOOGE!!!!!
@weltschmerz2015
And it would be nice to go a whole day without one pig or another in the Hoge Sty lusting for my death. Soon enough, piggies.
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6:57 PM – 12 Feb 2015
Check out https://everyonedrawbillschmalfeldtday.wordpress.com/2015/02/13/click-here/.
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