Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

I almost posted this screwup from The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s LOLsuit complaint under Don’t Know Much Geography.WMSvEJ ECF 1-12The following is from Goddard’s website.

NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center’s main campus is located within Greenbelt, Md., about 6.5 miles northeast of Washington, D.C.

Greenbelt is just outside of the Capitol Beltway that runs around DC. Jessup is farther north, near Elkridge. Goddard is in Greenbelt. The Maryland House of Corrections (the state penitentiary) is in Jessup.Jessup_Greenbelt


43 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. Lets add this to the MASSIVE list of mistakes he has made in his LOLSuit. Just imagine what the court clerks and judges will think when they see this steaming pile of Schmalfeldt. Acme Law LLC is really making a name for themselves in Maryland & Virginia court rooms.

  2. I thought Aaron walker said Brett was giving up?
    I can’t believe this is going on. Still.
    Best of luck to you Mr. Hoge.

  3. So what do you think of a guy:

    Who leaves disabled from a writing job because he cannot write anymore
    then after…(and some during his/her employment)

    creates 100 twitter accounts and tweets between 700 to 1500 tweets on each account per avg writing nearly 1,000,000 to 2,000,000 words

    Then makes several websites, maybe as many as 40 with an average of 20 articles each of 200 words each another 1.5 million words or more maybe as high as another 2 million words

    Then is on several fan sites like XM, with maybe as high as 30,000 msg board postings of 20 to 30 words each so another 750,000 words to 1 million words.

    books – 1 million words

    Online magazine articles – 300,000 to 500,000

    So we have a revised total here of the estimated output of a disabled writer of

    5 million to 8 million words

    6 to 10 bibles all unique

    Many of these work are laced with obscene words, phrases, stories

    Of one so called “Private” Citizen.

  4. nothing says honesty like removing evidence after filing suit:

    Blog has been removed

    Sorry, the blog at has been removed. This address is not available for new blogs.

    Did you expect to see your blog here? See: ‘I can’t find my blog on the Web, where is it?’

  5. The Big BM says: No damage. Strong. Happy to fight.

    Yeah. This sounds like a guy with valid claims for defamation, IIED, and whatnot. *eyeroll* He clearly states NO ONE has wounded him. There is NO damage. He’s even HAPPY about all of it. Blob’s pretty much: No harm. No foul. No wounds. No biggie. Happy as a clam. La-dee-dah.

    Let’s say it all together now, shall we? VEX·A·TIOUS.

    “@weltschmerz2015: See,there you all are thinking (inexplicably) that you’ve wounded me somehow. No damage. Strong, happy to fight. And I will.”
    2/8/15, 8:40 PM

    • that’s why his blog ran away, cause he’s a fighter, like with Grady, and Hoge who he couldn’t face in court, cause, #war

    • How many actions has he filed and then failed to follow through on lately? At least a couple and there was that one guy whom had to fly in from Illinois to defend himself against a no-show Blob.

      Vexatious for one, and in violation of a court order for another.

    • I love how one minute Hoge and the Lickspittles are killing! him, making him come out in the cold to defend himself simply because we know it will make his PD permanently worse, threatening him with pathogens, etc., etc., etc.. I mean, he had to drop the suit last spring because his doctor was positive it would kill!him.

      And last time, just like this, he then started posting about how the fight was making him fell physically better and stronger. Which seems an odd way to claim IIED. But then I’m just a dim girl, what would I know? The Big BM am so brilliant! /nausea

  6. No damage. Strong, happy to fight. And I will.

    That sound you hear, Bill, is the sound of your LOLSuit circling the drain. Did you hear the “pop” when this tweet pulled the plug?

    • Yup. “You haven’t hurt me, but I’m going to hurt you with this lawsuit.”

      Which also will count as yet another violation of the peace order. Why does Blob ask for advice on AVVO and then ignore it? Oh, right. Because he’s stupid.

      • Dear Lawyer(s),
        I believe I may have f*cked up. Here’s what I did. Please see fit to bestow your Craigslist Lawyering widom upson me to vanquish my evil opponent.

        First off, Mr. Jiggles you should seek professional counsel….


      • Todays Final Jeopardy category: Its Obvious

        and the answer is: In spades Dumbass, in spades.

        Let’s see what Bill has written. His question is “Am I stupid?” which is correct and you win a shiny new dollar!

    • People who might be assessing your ability to relate facts. Those same folks will also be interested in your self described unreliability in doing that.

      • Better still, he filed it whilst waiting on a contempt ruling, which I would suggest compounds the contempt.

        If Mr. Hoge hasn’t notified the Circuit Court about this, he should consider doing so.

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