ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings four times.

JOHNNY: (Telephone Filter) I’m not here. You’ve got the answering machine. I’ve got my last pre-hearing report submitted in the No Pings Only Matter, and the weather’s lousy here in Westminster, so I’m taking a few days off and going fishing down in the Keys. I’ll be back around the beginning of February.

Next time? A stacked deck, you say? Let’s see how the cards got played. Join us, won’t you?

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Swell theme and under

ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

MUSIC: Theme up to music out.

ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.

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