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SOUND: Skype rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
RULE 5 Girl: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny. Have you seen The Grouch’s Twitter feed this morning?
JOHNNY: No, I’m still nursing my first cup of coffee. I haven’t looked at it for a couple of days. What’s up?
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Yesterday, he tweeted that he’s not responsible for his pingbacks because WordPress sends them.
JOHNNY: Uh, huh.
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) He thinks that will let him skate at his contempt show cause hearing.
JOHNNY: Does he? I’ll take a look.
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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
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JOHNNY: The following is partial extract of the tweets sent and received during my investigation of The No Pings Only Matter.
THE GROUCH TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) A WordPress Engineer says they sent the pingback and email automatically.
JOHNNY: The Grouch wasn’t able to abide by a request from someone to be left alone, so he wound up with yet another peace order issued against him. He was under a court order not to have any further contact with the victim. Of course, The Grouch being The Grouch, he found a way to contact the victim again. He wrote up a blog post and included a link back to the victim’s blog.
Both The Grouch and his victim use WordPress as their blogging software, and the default setting for WordPress is to send and receive pingbacks when a link is created. That feature can be turned off at either end.
I went over to The Grouch’s Twitter timeline, and, sure enough, he had tweeted a portion of a communication from a WordPress engineer saying that pingbacks were handled automatically.
After reading that tweet and the instructions about pingbacks published online by WordPress, I decided to give them a call to clarify some points. I spent a while talking to their voicemail system and was eventually able to leave a message asking for a call back.
SOUND: Skype rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
WORDPRESS GAL: (Telephone Filter) Mr. Atsign, this is Ada Lovelace from WordPress, returning your call. How can I help you?
JOHNNY: I’m conducting an investigation and need some technical advice concerning pingbacks.
WORDPRESS GAL: (Telephone Filter) We gathered that from your message. I’m the software engineer who is responsible for maintaining that part of our system.
JOHNNY: Good. Your documentation says that pingbacks are automatic.
WORDPRESS GAL: (Telephone Filter) They are. If the sending blog hasn’t disabled pingbacks, then when it publishes a post with a link, a pingback is sent to the linked blog.
JOHNNY: You say, “If the sending blog hasn’t disabled pingbacks.” I take that to mean that sending a pingback is optional.
WORDPRESS GAL: (Telephone Filter) Well, yes. The default setup for WordPress has pingbacks enabled, but they can be turned off.
JOHNNY: How? Is it complicated.
WORDPRESS GAL: (Telephone Filter) No. Do you have a blog with us?
WORDPRESS GAL: (Telephone Filter) OK. Go to your Dashboard.
JOHNNY: Right. I’ve got that up.
WORDPRESS GAL: (Telephone Filter) Now, move your cursor to the Setting menu item. When the pop up window comes up, select Discuss.
JOHNNY: Yep. Got it.
WORDPRESS GAL: (Telephone Filter) Read the top line.
JOHNNY: It says, “Attempt to notify any blogs linked to from the article.”
WORDPRESS GAL: (Telephone Filter) If that box is checked, your blog will send pingbacks. If you don’t want to send pingbacks, simply uncheck it.
JOHNNY: Uh huh. And I could do that just for one post, and turn pingbacks back on when I finished with that post.
WORDPRESS GAL: (Telephone Filter) Sure.
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JOHNNY: My blog isn’t much. It’s private, and I won’t tell you the URL. I used it to check out what Ms. Lovelace had told me. I wrote a post and included a link to a blog run by one of the geeks who helps with with analytical work.
GEEK: (Telephone Filter) Yeah, Atsign, I just had an email saying that I have a pingback from you. When I went to my comment section, there it was.
JOHNNY: OK. I’m gonna uncheck that box and publish another post with a link to your blog. Give me a call if anything shows up.
GEEK: (Telephone Filter) Sure thing.
SOUND: Telephone receiver hung up.
JOHNNY: I published the new post and waited for The Geek to call.
JOHNNY: The first pingback email and comment with through in under a minute. I let a couple of hours go by, and then I called The Geek back.
GEEK: (Telephone Filter) Nope. Not a thing.
JOHNNY: So it seems that WordPress does “automatically” send pingbacks, but only after it’s instructed to do so by the creation of a live link. It also seems that it is possible to prevent one’s blog from telling WordPress to send a pingback.
I can think about someone to whom I should pass that information.
JOHNNY TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) @TheGrouch No pings only!
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JOHNNY: Next time? A stacked deck, you say? Let’s see how the cards are dealt. Join us, won’t you?
Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
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Even a Luddite could understand that.
Krendler, you spelled “sociopath” wrong. And no, he couldn’t.
Maybe if he types his case out REALLY, REALLY HARD that will make it more logical.
Lots of CAPS, and exclamation points!
Judges love those.
And talk of sanctions, civil suits and endangerment charges appear to have ceased from a certain corner. Go figure.
William the Elder @weltschmerz2015 · 9m 9 minutes ago
Uh oh! CONTACT! So, what other parts of my life do I need to modify to satisfy the insatiable need for power of Hoge the Sadist?
Only the parts that directly or indirectly contact John Hoge.
Is this really that difficult for you? Here’s a start, don’t read Hogewash or TMZ. Just pretend the don’t exist. Problem solved.
But that means that he’ll have to change the way he lives! And just because a silly court told him to? Pshaw!
The Demented Freak just doesn’t get it.
BILL SCHMALFELDT brought ALL of this upon himself. It’s called “personal responsibility” and some “self-control.”
Sheesh! I’ve ran across toddlers with a firmer grasp of the cause-and-effect relationship.
But… HOOOOOOOGE. *smh*
I think The Commodore can use some fresh air anyway.
Ada Lovelace? Any relation to… uh… well… never mind.
Think more along the lines of Lord Byron or Charles Babbage.
I actually (truth!) went to highschool with one of Linda Lovelace’s (real name: Linda Boreman) cousins.
Good Mormon family, flabbergasted and appalled by Linda’s actions.
Asked the cousin on a date once, went well until she figured out my family was not Mormon. Well! 😉
No second date…
Johnny! Hey, Johnny! The Grouch says someone IS TRYING TO KILL HIM!!!!
Wanna go grab a drink?
In which Bill makes an admission without realizing it:
William the Elder @weltschmerz2015 · 6m 6 minutes ago
@WhoIsNumberNone @BillNickless @liberaluniverse In fact, I recall asking my readers to pray for her. But that’s just me.
Why yes Bill, it IS only you.
Listening to the weasels at Acme Law is never a good idea. Maybe Schmalfeldt will learn.
William the Elder
I can’t find a SINGLE EXAMPLE of ANYONE ever being found in contempt of a peace order because of a pingback. If you know of such a case…
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He’s still convincing himself that he can prevail. The crazy and stupid are well-known for that.
He does enjoy regaling the internet with his tales of significance. Perhaps he’ll ad a “First” to his list. Gotta be better than having sex onstage with a dude.
I loved the Hunt for Red October reference 🙂 http://youtu.be/jr0JaXfKj68
Maybe Ken White can toss up a “Popehat Signal.”
I can’t believe I managed to even type that with a relatively straight face. LOLOLOL!
Interesting. Did he learn from his past mistake, and is pretending he never got the gift? Or did it really not get to him? I guess I’ll have to follow up in the morning . . .
I dedicate this song to nobody, in particular.
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