Here’re the damages that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin is seeking in his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.
There are several things wrong with that. First, consequential damages are awarded for the failure of a party to meet a contractual obligation. I have never entered into any contract with Brett Kimberlin, and, so far as I know, neither have any of my co-defendants. Even if he could prove his case, he wouldn’t be entitled to consequential damages.
The really big screw up is in the amount of money sought. Take a close look at the decimal point in the amount claimed. It reads, “two comma zero zero zero point zero zero zero.” That’s only two thousand bucks.
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Reblogged this on A Conservative Christian Man and commented:
*snerk*
I remember when some genius tried to countersue you and me to the tune of a buck and a half one time. I’d have gladly paid in pennies.
If I lost a lawsuit and had to pay $2,000 to ol’ Brett I would make sure it was in the form of a few stacks of $1 bills, with a “Mark Time” timer rubber banded to the stacks and in a gym bag — just to see his face when he opened it.
HYPERTECHNICAL!
Anyone can plainly see he meant a bazillion dollars.
He was just being international using US and European notation at the same time.