25 thoughts on “By Request

    • Not that there’s anything that would hurt Mr. Hoge about this, but I suspect that if Bill tried to bring this up an “Objection” would be in order, and would be sustained as it has nothing at all to do with whether or not Bill has been obeying the PO. BS is such an idiot.

    • Er, “contempt of court” is not the same as holding a person in contempt. Holding a person in contempt is not subject to legal penalty.

  1. Wow, Baron Butthole is extremely confused by the law:

    William the Elder @weltschmerz2015 · 5m 5 minutes ago
    If I were Hoge, I would also pray that the courtroom experience does not cause me physical pain. #malicious #vexatious #sanctions

    Just. damn.

    That’s stupid for even Bill.

  2. I don’t know how in the world BS will manage to speak in court, what with his losing his voice when he … wait just a minute here. Are you telling me he only loses his voice when he doesn’t want to talk to someone or wants pity? The deuce, you say! Hmm? Krendler has a new post up that may shed some light on the subject?

  3. William the Elder @weltschmerz2015 · 38m 38 minutes ago
    Suck, slurp, gobble. Am I doing it right, sir? Lick, slurp, slurp, slurp.

    Speaking of uncomfortably sycophantic:

    William the Elder @weltschmerz2015 · Dec 21
    Having a tweet “favorited” by @mariabamfoo? My cup runneth over with gratitude and melted cheese. #IAmNotWorthy @live365 #veryfunnylady

    God, that is downright embarrassing.

  4. To not be in total agreement with Howard about something pains (and frightens!) me. However, I am much more aligned with tomblvd on this one, and totally agree with Krendler’s reasoning. Apologies, but I hadn’t heard of “schmeldtdown” until the last week or two, so will continue to use “feldtdown.” I’m sure you’ll all understand.

    As for charts, I thought the Feldtchart was the more common and Heavy Flow Chart was exceptional. Both are appropriate; it’s a matter of degree.

    Hats off to whomever coined “Schmycle” for our lexicon.

    • Not to fret, dearest Jane. A mere difference of opinion will not cause me to repeatedly and incorrectly d0x you.

      There will be no calls to the wrong person’s boss or emails sent to your spouse. No restraining order will be necessary.

      I’m not sick in the head like that.

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