Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign

Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, what are you doing at work?

JOHNNY: It’s how I earn my living.

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Check your email. We’ve decided to take the whole week off this year.

JOHNNY: Not just Christmas Day?

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: (Telephone Filter) Nope. The whole week. Get out of here. And Merry Christmas!

JOHNNY: Merry Christmas, Boss!

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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JOHNNY TWEETS: (SYNTH VOICE) @ExProd Thanks! I’m headed north for some ice fishing. I’ll say “Hi!” to Santa for you.

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ANNOUNCER: Now, here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.

JOHNNY: Next time? One year ends, another begins, and it’s back to work. Join us, won’t you?

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

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ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.

Be sure to tune in every Friday at 6 pm Eastern Time for an episode of Blognet or Blogsmoke on alternating weeks. This is LBS, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

And Merry Christmas to all!

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