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    • As I just posted on another blog…

      Sweaty-palmed, happy-place level ELEVENTY!!1!!1! has been successfully achieved.

      The Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, and Adjudicated Stalker Bill Schmalfeldt is on a roll on Twitter today.

      Mr. “Come and Get Some” is furiously pounding on his sticky keyboard issuing threat-after-threat of DOOOOOM! At this rate, The Elkridge Horror may actually implode for realz before Monday.

      • Grace, when you put your mind to it, you speak with precision and eloquence! Our good friend, modeled after one of H.P. Lovecraft’s greatest creations, “The Elkridge Horror”, hasn’t yet realized just how dead he is. In fact, when one peruses his lifetime writings and accomplishments, one can easily discern that he stopped living so many years ago. His sole talent, such as it is, is to denigrate. He can’t even do that correctly. For example, today he ‘outed’ two of his legal spawn as ‘gay’ when earlier he has brought into question their legitimacy as he has candidly admitted to proudly being cuckolded by a former spouse who seemed to prefer his twin brother. One wonders if the Horror was hiding in the bedroom closet with his omnipresent jar of mayonnaise and hot dogs while making “Biggies”. I guess we could call that act “The Conception Boogie”? Apparently, it happened a lot.

        In his zeal to outperform his crudity, The Cabin Boy has lost some more of his unique style of fecundity. He is no longer a force, but instead has degenerated into a farce. He is to be pitied as he inches closer and closer to insanity. One can only wonder if that Japanese transvestite on whom CB practiced his “sword-swallowing” in fact had syphillus. It would go a long way to explain CB’s mental degeneration.


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