I’m Not Making This Up, You Know

A Florida woman who spent a month in jail after being arrested for possession of meth has been released after the crime lab determined the residue on the spoon found in the car in which she was riding was Spaghetti-Os.

The Frito Bandito was unavailable for comment.

10 thoughts on “I’m Not Making This Up, You Know

  1. There was a recent dustup in NC about a fancy car taken from a drug dealer being used in police events as a lesson:Don’t let your ride get taken by police; stay away from drugs. Of course the other message was: Be a drug dealer, get a great car.

  2. SpaghettiOs are a gateway drug. Start on them, and from there you’ll go to Beefaroni and maybe even mini ravioli.

    You have to crack down on people when they’re first starting out.

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