SOUND: Skype rings four times. Caller’s POV.
JOHNNY: (Telephone Filter) You’ve reached Johnny Atsign’s answering machine. I’ve gone fishing. I’ll be back in a week or so. You can leave a message if you want.
BRAINIAC: Hey, Atsign, it’s Brainiac. Give me a call when you get back.
MUSIC: Theme up and under
ANNOUNCER: Now, here’s our star to tell you about next week’s intriguing episode of our story.
JOHNNY: Next time? Flak from a PR flack. Join us, won’t you?
Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Swell theme and under
ANNOUNCER: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign, starring W. J. J. Hoge, is transcribed in Westminster. Be sure to join us next Monday, same time and URL, for the next exciting episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.
MUSIC: Theme up to music out.
ANNOUNCER: Johnny Atsign is a work of fiction. If anyone thinks it’s about him, he should read Proverbs 28:1.
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