Bill Schmalfeldt @DystopianHijinx · 30s
There are people who create, and there are people who mock. The creators leave a permanent mark on the word. The mockers leave a stain.
The “Lord of Satire” scores a bit hit. That’s comedy gold there Willy!!!
I would only note that in the fullness of time there might very well be a gravestone in Tennessee that reads, “John Hoge, husband, father, minister, scholar, engineer, journalist, blogger, and author. It is Bill Schmalfeldt’s expressed wish that he travel to said gravestone and urinate upon it.
In the final accounting, who will leave a permanent mark on the world, and who intends to leave a stain?
P.S. John, if you want to tell one final inside joke, have your tombstone read, “…husband, biological father,…”
Why people send me these things like my college age children – I have no idea – but watching this – drawn towards its hilarious conclusion – couldn’t help but think – “if he was a woman”
Now THAT’S a low blow.
“I’m William Schmalfeldt, soooooooper genius.”
Bill would do alittle bit better if he stopped dropping the anvil on his mouth
Duck season!
Rabid season!
(OK, that’s another comment, but it isn’t misspelled.)
“Rabid” as in the sentence, “The whabid’ is whabid?”
Bill Schmalfeldt @DystopianHijinx · 30s
There are people who create, and there are people who mock. The creators leave a permanent mark on the word. The mockers leave a stain.
The “Lord of Satire” scores a bit hit. That’s comedy gold there Willy!!!
I thought the Jay Leno live perfomance I just got back from was a hoot, but that tweet could have fit right in.
I would only note that in the fullness of time there might very well be a gravestone in Tennessee that reads, “John Hoge, husband, father, minister, scholar, engineer, journalist, blogger, and author. It is Bill Schmalfeldt’s expressed wish that he travel to said gravestone and urinate upon it.
In the final accounting, who will leave a permanent mark on the world, and who intends to leave a stain?
P.S. John, if you want to tell one final inside joke, have your tombstone read, “…husband, biological father,…”
you rang?
Why people send me these things like my college age children – I have no idea – but watching this – drawn towards its hilarious conclusion – couldn’t help but think – “if he was a woman”
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5439990/girlfriend-doesnt-realize-boyfriend-is-on-vacation#!bLz0p8
That was a hoot! Thanks for sharing – it was like a train wreck, I simply could not look away as it progressed to its inevitable denouement!
My father’s words, from my misplaced ( 😉 ) youth:
“Never sleep with someone crazier than you are, son. If you do, disappear afterwards.”
always have a phone on and an escape plan