I think so, Brain … but what exactly did the Mongols hoard?
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I think so, Brain … but what exactly did the Mongols hoard?
Actually they whored their slavegirls.
Cats.
How many whores could a Mongol hoard
If a Mongol could hoard whores?
A Mongol would hoard as many whores as he could
If a Mongol could hoard whores.
How many whores would a Mongol horde hoard
If a Mongol horde could hoard whores?
A Mongol horde would hoard as many whores as it could
If a Mongol horde could hoard whores.
(I should have allowed the rhyme to percolate before I posted it. The edited version definitely is better than the original.)
Every time I think my house is to dirty/cluttered I watch an episode of Hoarders. Then I don’t feel so bad and my place looks pretty good.
Brains!!!!
For the past two weeks or so I’ve been contemplating a comparison of the Mongol Hoard and how it parallels ISIL.
Not exactly the same but a good mental exercise.
The Mongols hoard pink flamingos and lawn gnomes which is why we see neither on the White House lawn.
They hoard candy.
Everybody knows Mongol like candy.
http://youtu.be/P8ciVBQixpU
Can’t resist…..
A Mongol horde hoarded some whores,
In a yurt made of stolen oak boards,
But the horde was too clumsy,
And the yurt was so flimsy,
That the whole horde fell on their swords.