11 thoughts on “Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?


  1. How many whores could a Mongol hoard
    If a Mongol could hoard whores?
    A Mongol would hoard as many whores as he could
    If a Mongol could hoard whores.


  2. How many whores would a Mongol horde hoard
    If a Mongol horde could hoard whores?
    A Mongol horde would hoard as many whores as it could
    If a Mongol horde could hoard whores.


  3. (I should have allowed the rhyme to percolate before I posted it. The edited version definitely is better than the original.)


  4. Every time I think my house is to dirty/cluttered I watch an episode of Hoarders. Then I don’t feel so bad and my place looks pretty good.


  5. For the past two weeks or so I’ve been contemplating a comparison of the Mongol Hoard and how it parallels ISIL.

    Not exactly the same but a good mental exercise.


    • Can’t resist…..
      A Mongol horde hoarded some whores,
      In a yurt made of stolen oak boards,
      But the horde was too clumsy,
      And the yurt was so flimsy,
      That the whole horde fell on their swords.

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