5 thoughts on “Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?


  1. Have you *met* a koala? Give ’em enough eucalyptus, and you can do pretty much anything you like with the little guys.

    Just don’t try to take their eucalyptus away. Baaaad idea.


  2. Koalas are where chlamydia comes from. http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22207442
    The link is from lasts years “Koala Chlamydia Awareness Month” I ran in conjunction with receiving a shipment of about 50 thousand panda bear dolls.

    Who doesn’t love pandas? Especially now that you know how filthy and sexually depraved koalas can be.

    Seriously, I have a couple of panda dolls left. $19.95 a pop. Why go through the hassle and embarrassment of having to explain to your toddler that she has to wash her hands thoroughly after petting a koala when the little whelp can hug a panda worry free?

    Plus, the label on these things say they’re inflammable so you can totally smoke around them in safety.

    Another fine product only available through Armageddon Inc. (LLC)

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