Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

bot_logoSome of the newer followers of The Saga of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin may wonder why he is called that. The nickname descends from an earlier one—The Dread Pirate Kimberlin. That came about after he put up a spectacularly unsuccessful pirate-theme fundraising website called Bloggers Offense Team. I found Kimberlin’s choice of the pirate-related logo at left is interesting. Pirates aren’t semi-sympathetic, comedic characters from a Johnny Depp movie. They are criminals. Was the mask slipping?

That got me to thinking … While Brett Kimberlin’s unconstitutional peace order prohibiting Aaron Walker from blogging about him was in place, I had taken to referring to Kimberlin as Lord Voldemort (“He who must not be named”). Why not a piracy themed nickname? The Dread Pirate Kimberlin. I used it, and it stuck—not only with my readers, but other bloggers began using it occasionally too.

As fans of The Princess Bride know, The Dread Pirate Roberts is a pirate of near-mythical reputation, someone feared across the seven seas for his ruthlessness and swordfighting prowess and who is well known for taking no prisoners. Ships immediately surrender and give up their cargos rather than be captured, a fate they imagine to be certain death.

TDPKThe Dread Pirate Kimberlin is more like a legend in his own mind, a pretender who wishes to be feared for his ruthlessness and legal ability and to be known for vanquishing all comers in court. Critics, he thinks, should immediately stop telling the truth about him and give up their First Amendment rights at his command.

It turns out that The Dread Pirate Kimberlin’s legal acumen seems to be as fictional as The Dread Pirate Roberts’ existence. And no one is willing to surrender to The Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

35 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. In his authorized biography, Kimberlin claims to have done a great deal of legal work for the mafia. I sometimes hesitate to mention it because Kimberlin is the only source I know of for this claim. But, does it make sense? Could Mark Singer authenticate the information with other sources?

    • Oh, I imagine Kimberlin also did legal work for Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny… Since when have facts ever got in the way of Kimberlin’s claims?

      • I’m at peace with not being sure whether Kimberlin was lying about the mafia work. If he told the truth, that’s very funny in light of recent events. If he made it up, that’s also pretty funny.

      • While I realize some of Brett’s antics are intentional, he doesn’t show the skillset of an experienced (“over 100 lawsuits”) paralegal who scored very highly on paralegal training exams.

        Page 202 of Citizen K seems to say Kimberlin made “hundreds of thousands of dollars” working for the mafia. Something must be missing from this story.

    • An authorized biography where he claims (brags?) that he did work willingly for the Mob.

      Yep. That really shows he didn’t have much of a reputation to tarnish.

      At this pace, even Acme Law may disbar him.

  2. “The Lord bless thee, and keep thee: The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee: The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace.” (Numbers 6:24-26)

    May judicial goodwill and justice be with Team Free Speech tomorrow.

    God bless… always.

  3. Cousin Bill spews:

    “PD-Dementia is not what the idiots think it is.”

    Hmm. Fair enough. So I checked around, and found this ( , safe link):

    “Common symptoms include:

    Changes in memory, concentration and judgement
    Trouble interpreting visual information
    Muffled speech
    Visual hallucinations
    Delusions, especially paranoid ideas
    Irritability and anxiety
    Sleep disturbances, including excessive daytime drowsiness and rapid eye movement (REM) sleep disorder”

    Nope, that’s exactly what I thought it was – once again, you are wrong, Cousin Bill.

    And you exhibit most of the above…most of the time.

    You should do the polite thing, and get off the Internet.

  4. Picking up a candy wrapper. Heh. It wouldn’t be surprising. It would also be unsurprising if the Blob eventually blows out a shoulder lifting up one his fro-yo containers to his gob. Most likely right before — yet another — visit before a court of law.

    “@RadioNixonUSA: I may not be the quickest horse in the race, but I didn’t file a lawsuit without standing to file it. [redacted link to the Blob’s droolings]”

    I’d wager the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt has NEVER been accused of being the quickest horse in ANY race.

    The biggest horse’s ass? Sure.

    • Yep. A raging, unhinged bully wearing… pajamas. LOL!

      Hard to believe the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt can even take himself seriously.

      Annnnnd, the Blob is back to talking about “Poop Flakes.”

      He does understand that he claims he’s fighting for his reputation, right?


      • That “man” has a very interesting fantasy life. And those comics haven’t even touched on his enthusiasm for anal sodomy!

  5. Someone should be there tomorrow to witness the goings on. I can’t because of very pressing duties at home, but would otherwise be there to record on my little pad what the weasel tries to get away with, and lend some support to his victims, who deserve as much as people can offer.

  6. Bill or his friends or neal are starting to send me graphic videos – the ungluing of the Schmals is commencing

      • I agree with Aaron.

        Not saying it’s not a shared account on some level — as is characteristic of the demented, Team Kimberlin freaks. But, the sawed-off, domestic terrorist Brett Kimberlin has certainly tweeted from that creepy Twitter account.

        Just my .02.

      • I don’t have special knowledge that no one else has, but I’ve read quite a few forum posts and emails authored by Brett Kimberlin. His writing style is much worse than WhoIsNumberNone. It’s difficult to believe that he is such a bad writer when composing posts pitching his “charities,” but suddenly develops skills when posting to twitter. I will say it’s obvious Brett often prefers to not write under his own name (for obvious reasons) and in the last few years he usually just prefers to order other writers to do all the writing for him. BS is also a much more skilled writer than Brett, FWIW.

        Still, it should really give WhoIsNumberNone pause, that his advocacy of Brett’s interest is so consistent that people are wondering if they’re the same person. When your advocacy of a criminal’s causes is so consistent that people mistake you for a bombing pedophile money launderer scammer, you should definitely re-think your advocacy of that criminal’s causes.

  7. Its the night before he’s going to be on trial for his life and he’s tweeting with Bill and me all day

    And I’ve been outside most of the day

  8. Dear 5 For Freedom, best wishes, may your conscience and your principles guide you to certain victory against those who want to silence all so they can go do evil things

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