[mockery, limit to 4 sentences, no words of more than two syllables unless allowed in the style manual, e.g., “mayonnaise”. Remember, we’re writing for someone with “dementia”]
[optional: insert direct quote illustrating target(s) discrediting themselves, or threatening others]
The Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt is such a puppet for Team Kimberlin.
Pull the Blob’s reinforced-steel cables — and, he clumsily dances along.
When Bwilly finds himself on the receiving end of even the slightest bit of attention from his creepy counterparts — he mindlessly shifts into “Please, sir, I want some more” overdrive.
As A Reader #1 quoted BS above: “I will have him.”
Some weak attention. A pat on the head or two. And, off he goes. Wild William’s Wacky Wide! Wheeeee!
Gee, shouldn’t someone have done his research more than two days before he goes to court? Is it possible that the other party might have been prepared further in advance?
Bill lies to get subpoena. Admits it on Twitter. Now making bigs from fear again.
Bill can you explain why you told the court you must know who Paul is but now you keep saying you “don’t need him”? Why did you lie to the court? What do you think will happen when it’s pointed out to the court that you lied just so they would try and dox someone for you since you are obviously not bright enough to do it yourself? (As witnessed by your nice restraining order from AZ)
We sure are
[insert generic off topic content here]
[mockery, limit to 4 sentences, no words of more than two syllables unless allowed in the style manual, e.g., “mayonnaise”. Remember, we’re writing for someone with “dementia”]
[optional: insert direct quote illustrating target(s) discrediting themselves, or threatening others]
Some people have no idea how nutty and creepy their behavior is. “I will have him.”. Shudder.
Very good, but you forgot the off-topic lead-in!
Can you recommend a tasteful letterhead?
I suddenly have a craving for a milkshake….
Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it.
I note all the usual “handlers” were out on Twitter, gettin’ Cousin Bill revved up for the week…
Hey, Cuz. Still letting the sneaky kids trick you into getting in trouble, again?
Five decades, and you are right back where you started, taking the heat for “friends” who vanish, except when they need a “patsy.”
Guess you never wised up…
The Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt is such a puppet for Team Kimberlin.
Pull the Blob’s reinforced-steel cables — and, he clumsily dances along.
When Bwilly finds himself on the receiving end of even the slightest bit of attention from his creepy counterparts — he mindlessly shifts into “Please, sir, I want some more” overdrive.
As A Reader #1 quoted BS above: “I will have him.”
Some weak attention. A pat on the head or two. And, off he goes. Wild William’s Wacky Wide! Wheeeee!
Sweaty palms and happy all over the place.
Gee, shouldn’t someone have done his research more than two days before he goes to court? Is it possible that the other party might have been prepared further in advance?
Questions, questions…..
https://twitter.com/RadioNixonUSA/status/498567387646803968
wanna bet the first thing Team Kimberlin does is ask for a continuance because he ‘needs more time’?
O.o
*snerk*
Bill lies to get subpoena. Admits it on Twitter. Now making bigs from fear again.
Bill can you explain why you told the court you must know who Paul is but now you keep saying you “don’t need him”? Why did you lie to the court? What do you think will happen when it’s pointed out to the court that you lied just so they would try and dox someone for you since you are obviously not bright enough to do it yourself? (As witnessed by your nice restraining order from AZ)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuwjMdbCUAIM9i6.jpg:large
How do you rate the chances that he’ll change the subject instead of giving a direct answer?
almost 100%. It’s Bill’s MO. Spout off, realize he’s screwed up, change subject, ignore screw up, declare victory!.