Rumor has it that he used to be an editor-cum-investigative reporter, but inasmuch (one word) as I have seen no definitive proof to support those allegations, I wouldn’t want to accuse him of having been those things as doing so might incur accusations of libel.
“Verification
I certify under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is pretty much a well-cooked batch of unadulterated horseshit (or was it whore shit? I forget. Whatever) hand-fed to me by certain anonymous witnesses (bias alert) who would never steer me wrong because of my razor sharp journalistic ethics and instincts, and that all copies are true and correct representations of original documents as presented to me, and who am I to question?”
Apparently there is a BIG difference between ‘sworn’ and ‘perjury’. Not that any right thinking person would confuse the two in this case. Oh…..awkward….
Accurately quote BS = HATER, LIBEL
Read accurately = DIMWIT (that’s you, Vet)
Law Degrees = MORONS
Female = C*NT, WHORE, TW*T, BLACK DAHLIA
No felony convictions or restraining orders on your record = LOSERS
Breathing while being Hoge = CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY
and any exhibits attached to a sworn statement are themselves considered sworn by extention..
jeeeeeez…
OT, just because our esteemed host doesnt delete things certain parties think should be deleted doesnt mean that our esteemed host doesnt screen comments for editorial suitability.
It would behoove certain parties to get over thinking they have any editorial say over blogs that don’t belong to them…
You can’t pretend to be a legal genius, tweet out that copyright stuff isn’t difficult, and then argue misunderstandings about plain English verifications under penalty of perjury. Well, you can try, but no one will believe you. I mean, if a “senile old fool” like WJJH can figure it out, surely BS can, too.
I’m at a loss for words. Acme Law’s finest has put in writing that you can lie in exhibits because they are not “sworn”. Aren’t they part of the motion? And the motion is a sworn document? Someone tell me he really is not that stupid????
Yes, they are part of a motion. Additionally, BS included argument (improperly so) in his exhibits in the copyright case, which arguably magnifies application of the rule.
I think it will be helpful for the court to see that when presented with evidence of alleged perjury, BS doubles down, falsely accuses Hoge of perjury, and screams “Mommy, he did it too!” WARNING – DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK WITHOUT A HAZMAT SUIT. https://twitter.com/RadioNixonUSA/status/497830242975625216
Army Vet is just BS’s Tapeworm of the Day. BS so enjoys attempting to sow the seeds of discord and strife. That is trademark Neal, by the way. Trying to get your opposition to gang up on each other.
He’s prattling on at his blog about perjury. A couple of observations – first, he constantly confuses legal argument, i.e., taking a position based on the law and facts, that oppose his analysis as “lying.” For example, in the PO hearings, Zoa Barnes argued for one interpretation of the law, and BS argued for another. BS lost. To him, that means Hoge (not Zoa) was “lying.”
Second, at the end of his post I found buried this gem: “But that will all come out in the counterclaim.” If Hoge’s case is dismissed, BS’s will be, too. Nothing will come out in the “counterclaim.”
I have mental image of you too, Maestro of Mayonnaise. But I can’t share it with you because it’s not suitable for children under 10. And that means you, Chumley.
you know, I don’t think it’s the parody of his little nasty story about Hoge that enrages Bwilly so badly at you, Krendler…
I think it’s that he can’t find out who you are and then threaten you to make you stop making fun of him.
You make him feel powerless
keep at it!!
To quote BS, this stuff just writes itself! A vocabulary lesson from the man who claims to have been an editor and who:
– constantly misused the words “imply” and “infer”
– constantly misspells “inasmuch”
– misspelled his own name in a legal brief
– spells “judgment” using the extra “e,” a grammatical rule not followed in the U.S.
– incorrectly used the phrase “malice with forethought” instead of the proper one, “with malice aforethought”
– erroneously referred to a cartoon character, Oliver Wendell Jones from Bloom County, instead of jurist Oliver Wendell Holmes
Actually he used the term “with malice and forethought”, which, if you are legally stupid, you would think “with malice aforethought” sounds like. It isn’t that he used an incorrect phrase, he just didn’t know what the hell he was talking about, again.
anyone who wants to can read Mike’s blogs and see that, as usual, on a day ending in the letter Y, Bwilly is LYING once again…this time about a man who has passed away and so can’t defend himself..
sometimes I think if Bwilly tried to actually tell the truth about something, ANYTHING, it would choke him dead…
I heard there’s a new strain of Ebola. It only presents itself in people’s underpants. It’s called Ebola Schmalfeldt. And it’s only contagious around mayonnaise.
unofficial membership just requires that you read this blog, & associated blogs like The Thinking Man’s Zombie and comment however you want to within the guidelines of the blogs.
but to be “official”, Bwilly has to #FAILdox you at least once..
Of course, you could also just hit the tip jar, buy something useful from the Hogewash store or anything through the Amazon link (so John gets a few sheckels). Even going to Bomber Sues Bloggers and donate to the legal defense fund. We are a pretty loose and glib bunch of folks from across the political spectrum who love the 1st amendment and will actively fight those who would chill or remove out ability to speak our opinions in the public square.
This is going to sound ugly, I know, but I don’t care about the man copyright claim, all that much. The main event is William’s semi-retarded counter-claim. That’s where the FUN starts! And all we have is FUN!
By the way, Bill, I don’t think Krendler is kidding about rocking your world. I have a feeling that he has the time, means and money to rock your world, little girl.
Unless Krendler is in fact where BS states, I believe there is enough for an Acme Law charge of slander with intent to libel and malice with forethought. So says the Christmas clerk, Oliver Wendell Jones.
Thanks! I’ve been lurking, just non-online life has been more pressing recently so no time to comment. It’s all good though now and it is nice to be back!
“Son, we live in a world that has mental institutions, and those mental institutions have to be guarded by men with pepper spray, truncheons and Thorazine. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Ali Akbar? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Aaron Walker, and you curse Team Kimberlin. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Julia Scyphers’ death, while tragic, probably ruined lives, for instance, Carl DeLong. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, ruins lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me in that mental institution, you need me in that mental institution. We use words like nuts, bonkers, wacko. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent knowing that someone out there is coming to slit our throats in the night (and just because it hasn’t happened yet, doesn’t mean it never will). You use them as a punchline. Usually in a joke about me. I have neither the time nor the vocabulary to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very harassment that I provide, and then questions the legality of the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a billy club and a hypodermic needle, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.”
Bravo! Nice quote from the soon to be released “A Few Evil Men (and a fat ass in a trailer)” from Screen Gems. Great soliloquy by Bim Schmeckelford (played by Jabba the Hut) in the penultimate courthouse scene.
Yes, saw that, but Mr. H. has asked us to avoid discussing trial strategy on both sides, and I don’t want to slip up so I’m just going to talk about . . . Ebola.
I thought it was idiotic to bring the Americans infected with Ebola to Emory. Personally, I would have set a medical barge and dropped supplies from a helicopter. After no one was sick on the barge for a few months I would have evacuated any survivors naked onto another boat for six months of quarantine. Then, I would have dragged the barge to deep water and sunk it.
They tell us the folks at Emory are using the appropriate precautions. Then again, so were the infected doctors in Africa.
They are if you verify them under penalty of perjury.
Only from the lips (swivel-lips, that is) of Acme Law!
Fatboi is a certified moron! Only he could say something like that!
Rumor has it that he used to be an editor-cum-investigative reporter, but inasmuch (one word) as I have seen no definitive proof to support those allegations, I wouldn’t want to accuse him of having been those things as doing so might incur accusations of libel.
{frantic rustling of papers} Sh1t, Oh Sh!t!!, !!!!!111!!!!1ELEVENTY!!!!, Where’s Brett?! {more frantic rustling of papers}
Nah, he’s cool. Remember, he called Army Vet an idiot for pointing this out, tweeted some obscenities, and then went to eat a blueberry muffin.
apparently the light bulb lit up in the refrigerater
But does it go out when you shut the door?
Clearly. Explains a lot doesn’t it?
somewhere in Elkridge, MD a lightbulb just lit up in a single wide
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“Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.” — Sir Walter Scott Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
Oh goodness.
Can someone explain to me what eleventy means? I suspect I’m missing a good joke.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eleventy&defid=816935
Okay. Thanks.
Ah, Krendler (aka Ray Liotta???) strikes again:
“Verification
I certify under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is pretty much a well-cooked batch of unadulterated horseshit (or was it whore shit? I forget. Whatever) hand-fed to me by certain anonymous witnesses (bias alert) who would never steer me wrong because of my razor sharp journalistic ethics and instincts, and that all copies are true and correct representations of original documents as presented to me, and who am I to question?”
http://thinkingmanszombie.wordpress.com/2014/08/08/challenge-accepted/
another masterpiece
That has me laughing pretty damn hard.
*Snicker*
Apparently there is a BIG difference between ‘sworn’ and ‘perjury’. Not that any right thinking person would confuse the two in this case. Oh…..awkward….
Accurately quote BS = HATER, LIBEL
Read accurately = DIMWIT (that’s you, Vet)
Law Degrees = MORONS
Female = C*NT, WHORE, TW*T, BLACK DAHLIA
No felony convictions or restraining orders on your record = LOSERS
Breathing while being Hoge = CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY
I can’t say I’ve ever had to think about it.
Since obviously it would be crazy to lie in any official court proceeding or document, why quibble about whether this or that is sworn?
But unfortunately some of these proceedings have adjusted the consequences for lying downward. The unethical therefore will quibble.
again I feel I must say…
Stupid is as stupid does, is NOT a challenge bwilly….
you really dont have to try to the be stupidest person on the planet, we already know you are in the top 4…
O.o
Perhaps the saying should be, “Stupid is as Schmalfeldt does.”
He is not a well person.
Yoda might say, “Well, not a person he is.”
Yikes. A document attested to under penalty of perjury is absolutely a sworn statement.
Stupid, fat, and lazy is no way to go through life, son.
and any exhibits attached to a sworn statement are themselves considered sworn by extention..
jeeeeeez…
OT, just because our esteemed host doesnt delete things certain parties think should be deleted doesnt mean that our esteemed host doesnt screen comments for editorial suitability.
It would behoove certain parties to get over thinking they have any editorial say over blogs that don’t belong to them…
You can’t pretend to be a legal genius, tweet out that copyright stuff isn’t difficult, and then argue misunderstandings about plain English verifications under penalty of perjury. Well, you can try, but no one will believe you. I mean, if a “senile old fool” like WJJH can figure it out, surely BS can, too.
Vizzini is the classic example of TK Smarter Than You thinking. http://youtu.be/U_eZmEiyTo0 the first 17 seconds.
I’m at a loss for words. Acme Law’s finest has put in writing that you can lie in exhibits because they are not “sworn”. Aren’t they part of the motion? And the motion is a sworn document? Someone tell me he really is not that stupid????
https://twitter.com/RadioNixonUSA/status/497817979858714625
Okay. He’s not that stupid.
He’s stupider than even that.
So technically not a lie.
You can guess where he got his information – the dread BK who plays games with that.
Yes, they are part of a motion. Additionally, BS included argument (improperly so) in his exhibits in the copyright case, which arguably magnifies application of the rule.
I’m sorry, I can’t tell you that. It would be a lie, and lying is wrong.
I think it will be helpful for the court to see that when presented with evidence of alleged perjury, BS doubles down, falsely accuses Hoge of perjury, and screams “Mommy, he did it too!” WARNING – DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK WITHOUT A HAZMAT SUIT.
https://twitter.com/RadioNixonUSA/status/497830242975625216
As a peripheral matter, I must once again observe that BS’s tweets and blog posts evince a fascination with male genitalia.
Well, since he is one…
Army Vet is just BS’s Tapeworm of the Day. BS so enjoys attempting to sow the seeds of discord and strife. That is trademark Neal, by the way. Trying to get your opposition to gang up on each other.
Won’t work here.
He’s prattling on at his blog about perjury. A couple of observations – first, he constantly confuses legal argument, i.e., taking a position based on the law and facts, that oppose his analysis as “lying.” For example, in the PO hearings, Zoa Barnes argued for one interpretation of the law, and BS argued for another. BS lost. To him, that means Hoge (not Zoa) was “lying.”
Second, at the end of his post I found buried this gem: “But that will all come out in the counterclaim.” If Hoge’s case is dismissed, BS’s will be, too. Nothing will come out in the “counterclaim.”
Oh, I sincerely hope that’s not the case…the plans I have… Crab cakes…Ravens game…binge watching my new favorite reality TV show on CBS…
Man, that is a creepy trailer. Good thing at Casa Tapeworm we take security very, very seriously.
I have mental image of you too, Maestro of Mayonnaise. But I can’t share it with you because it’s not suitable for children under 10. And that means you, Chumley.
So he has a mental picture of me…holding a rifle.
Seems he is subconsciously threatened by me. He needn’t worry about guns.
http://youtu.be/bhxoZJIhsxw
you know, I don’t think it’s the parody of his little nasty story about Hoge that enrages Bwilly so badly at you, Krendler…
I think it’s that he can’t find out who you are and then threaten you to make you stop making fun of him.
You make him feel powerless
keep at it!!
O.o
http://youtu.be/TBrYSj8jPrY
To quote BS, this stuff just writes itself! A vocabulary lesson from the man who claims to have been an editor and who:
– constantly misused the words “imply” and “infer”
– constantly misspells “inasmuch”
– misspelled his own name in a legal brief
– spells “judgment” using the extra “e,” a grammatical rule not followed in the U.S.
– incorrectly used the phrase “malice with forethought” instead of the proper one, “with malice aforethought”
– erroneously referred to a cartoon character, Oliver Wendell Jones from Bloom County, instead of jurist Oliver Wendell Holmes
https://twitter.com/RadioNixonUSA/status/497835978275717121
Smarmy condescending bastard. Ill mannered punk.
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Voodoo-Doll is a tempting fantasy, except for the hair thing… eww.
yah yah, I know death threats eleventy… meh.
Voodoo dolls aren’t just for killing people. Often you just want to make them …. shall we say ….. unhappy?
But he’s already unhappy. What then?
Unhappier?
Actually he used the term “with malice and forethought”, which, if you are legally stupid, you would think “with malice aforethought” sounds like. It isn’t that he used an incorrect phrase, he just didn’t know what the hell he was talking about, again.
That was it! Thanks, Perry.
How many comments am I up to on this thread? Someone is probably counting.
Comment 12.
13.
Time for popcorn.
Really, dude needs help. More butt stuff. For “exhibits.” 14
https://twitter.com/RadioNixonUSA/status/497841782210981888
Again, eww.
Ugh! What an insalubrious mind that man has!
I think we can take that to the next logical conclusion: “What an insalubrious thing Bill is!”
To cause hurt BTW now he’s lying about Mike – just to stir people up and give Brett a win – DON”T FALL FOR IT!!!
The Judge who ordered the trial WANTS Kimberlin to defend himself – because everyone knows – HE CANT.
Which is what this all was about in the first place
The beginning of the end is monday
Well said! 15.
A touch of optimism from EPWJ? Damn, that’s a major breakthrough!
😉 seriously, if you are seeing a light in the tunnel, that’s not good news for team K.
http://runwolf.wordpress.com/
anyone who wants to can read Mike’s blogs and see that, as usual, on a day ending in the letter Y, Bwilly is LYING once again…this time about a man who has passed away and so can’t defend himself..
sometimes I think if Bwilly tried to actually tell the truth about something, ANYTHING, it would choke him dead…
O.o
My guess would be spontaneous combustion. As befits a spiritual son of Satan.
He’s probably been watching Jesse Ventura and getting aspirations.
WARNING – OFF TOPIC COMMENT – How about that Ebola virus? 16.
But, but I though Bill was off topic. I’m confused.
Then again, that is a more pleasant topic for conversation.
I heard there’s a new strain of Ebola. It only presents itself in people’s underpants. It’s called Ebola Schmalfeldt. And it’s only contagious around mayonnaise.
Did someone say Ebola?
http://teddysratlab.blogspot.com/2014/08/rewind-all-we-have-to-fear-is-fear.html
A friend of mine posted a Zero Hedge link on Facebook, followed by the (sarcastic), “We’re all going to die of ebola!”
It’s pretty sad and discouraging to read what Sierra Leone and Liberia are doing to try to contain it.
Oh by the way, how does one become an official Lickspittle? Is there a hazing process? A secret handshake? And do I get a cool new spiked collar?
Does your dog poop the bed? Do you make your wife clean it up? If the answer to both of these questions is “no,” you’re in!
Send a cashier’s check for $19.99 and a SASE to Club Lickspittle c/o WJJ Hoge. Withing 4 weeks you will receive a small bottle.
If you can pee in that bottle, urine!
I LoL’d.
unofficial membership just requires that you read this blog, & associated blogs like The Thinking Man’s Zombie and comment however you want to within the guidelines of the blogs.
but to be “official”, Bwilly has to #FAILdox you at least once..
O.o
Speaking of faildoxing, had wonderful conversations with 3 people this week. They don’t like Bill very much.
Of course, you could also just hit the tip jar, buy something useful from the Hogewash store or anything through the Amazon link (so John gets a few sheckels). Even going to Bomber Sues Bloggers and donate to the legal defense fund. We are a pretty loose and glib bunch of folks from across the political spectrum who love the 1st amendment and will actively fight those who would chill or remove out ability to speak our opinions in the public square.
Damn! So close!
This is going to sound ugly, I know, but I don’t care about the man copyright claim, all that much. The main event is William’s semi-retarded counter-claim. That’s where the FUN starts! And all we have is FUN!
By the way, Bill, I don’t think Krendler is kidding about rocking your world. I have a feeling that he has the time, means and money to rock your world, little girl.
Unless Krendler is in fact where BS states, I believe there is enough for an Acme Law charge of slander with intent to libel and malice with forethought. So says the Christmas clerk, Oliver Wendell Jones.
Where have you been hiding Pinwheel? Nice to see you comment again!
Thanks! I’ve been lurking, just non-online life has been more pressing recently so no time to comment. It’s all good though now and it is nice to be back!
“Son, we live in a world that has mental institutions, and those mental institutions have to be guarded by men with pepper spray, truncheons and Thorazine. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Ali Akbar? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Aaron Walker, and you curse Team Kimberlin. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Julia Scyphers’ death, while tragic, probably ruined lives, for instance, Carl DeLong. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, ruins lives. You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me in that mental institution, you need me in that mental institution. We use words like nuts, bonkers, wacko. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent knowing that someone out there is coming to slit our throats in the night (and just because it hasn’t happened yet, doesn’t mean it never will). You use them as a punchline. Usually in a joke about me. I have neither the time nor the vocabulary to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very harassment that I provide, and then questions the legality of the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a billy club and a hypodermic needle, and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you are entitled to.”
brilliant^^
No . . . you’re not Ray, you’re Jack? THE Jack?
** applause **
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE PERJURY! LIBEL! OFF-TOPIC! FAN FICTION! HUBRIS! ELEVENTY!!!!!!!!!!!
Bravo! Nice quote from the soon to be released “A Few Evil Men (and a fat ass in a trailer)” from Screen Gems. Great soliloquy by Bim Schmeckelford (played by Jabba the Hut) in the penultimate courthouse scene.
ahahahaha!
Because Bim Schmeckleford != Bill Schmalfeldt in the way Scammyham != Stranahan.
Schmalfeldt rules.
Good lord, Cabin Boy can’t even read the incoherent pleadings he himself “wrote” …
It’s a day ending in “y,” so Brett Kimberlin has filed again!
A motion In Limine
And,
PLAINTIFF’S MOTION TO FIND COURT’S ARTICLE 9-104 UNCONSTITUTIONAL OR, IN THE ALTERNATIVE, NOT APPLICABLE IN THIS CASE, FILED
Both filed in the state case.
Yes, saw that, but Mr. H. has asked us to avoid discussing trial strategy on both sides, and I don’t want to slip up so I’m just going to talk about . . . Ebola.
I thought it was idiotic to bring the Americans infected with Ebola to Emory. Personally, I would have set a medical barge and dropped supplies from a helicopter. After no one was sick on the barge for a few months I would have evacuated any survivors naked onto another boat for six months of quarantine. Then, I would have dragged the barge to deep water and sunk it.
They tell us the folks at Emory are using the appropriate precautions. Then again, so were the infected doctors in Africa.
I read today that there are something like 9 isolation wards in the entire US.
This is soooo not something I wanted to see. Or think about.
BSB, what about the thermonuclear strike?
I say nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure….
Special Snowflake Is busy.
A Motion In Lemondade! Brilliant! strategery! Also cool and refreshing!
*Blob furiously tapping on keyboard*
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