I write about what interests me. This blog has traffic to the extent that what interests me is interesting to others.
Here are the hits on Hogewash! for the last week. Just under 60% of the incoming traffic was to the Home page. The top four pages that had direct incoming traffic were all about the various lawsuits filed by The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. Fifth place was taken by the obituary for Michael Malone. The top story about the Cabin Boy™ wound up in sixth place with a smidgen over 2% of the site’s traffic.
The recurring features—Hogeman, Internet Astronomer; AYPWIP; Quote of the Day; Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign; and Blognet—all have solid followings, and I’ll keep doing them as long as they interest me. One of these days, I might bring back Blogsmoke.
Meanwhile, thanks to everyone who has stopped by. Also, thank you to everyone who has hit the Tip Jar, used the Amazon link on the Home page, or bought stuff from The Hogewash Store.
It would have been nice if you’d posted this at 8:01, oh Grand Hoge!
This blog runs on my schedule.
Forgive me, sire. I am overcome with remorse at my impertinence, yet at the same time filled with awe that thou hast deigned to speak to such a Tapeworm.
I WILL be the first to post after 8PM.
Count on it…..
We need a countdown clock.
I’ll race ya, Perry. Heh.
Will that goofy freak ever tire of issuing his laughable ultimatums, timeframes, and doom clocks?
And, to think the Blob considers himself “clever” over his latest face-off with fail. *smh*
What now?
I really appreciate this blog, the comments, and the features. I wish BS would dry up and blow away.
Is that Pacific time or Eastern, Perry?
Five minutes left…..
I haven’t been this excited since the last time Bill died. (well, almost)
Ok, I’ve been busy today. There’s a clock? I love the clocks. What’s the threat-of-doom of the day?
This.
https://twitter.com/radionixonusa/status/494262741742260224
What the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt precisely “wins” — I have no idea.
And what will I lose exactly? Will it cost our host another $1,000 too? Cause I just ordered t-shirt and some popcorn.
20:01 One second after eight – WOW! You’re good! No wonder you keep winning the internet, Grace. hahahaha
second, minute; horseshoes, hand grenades, hahaha oops
Fatboi and his clocks! I thought morons did not know how to read clocks???
Tell you what, Blob. Why don’t you make it 2801?
https://twitter.com/RadioNixonUSA/status/494243972835852289
And what will the court think when they look at your twitter timelines and blogs which feature NOTHING but Hoge?
NOOOOTHING BUT THE BOTTOM OF THE NET!!!!!
Bill’s fat.
Perry, you won!
just to make sure
woo hoo – less than a minute!
Over 75 tweets about Hoge in just an hour. I’m not sure if that’s a record, but his manual dexterity is obviously not an issue. Lol #TwitterFreak
Yet another example of Willy’s complete absence of self-awareness.
HATE CRACK!
LICKSPITTLE!!
FAN FICTION!!!
WILLY FRERGASSAN!!!
NO STANDING!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heh. That ‘knowledge’ and $5 will get you a $2 cup of coffee at McD’s. The extra cost is for putting up with your stupid sh!t Bill …
I don’t know about you, but in my neck of the woods, any size coffee, soft drink or sweet tea is just $1.00 at McDonalds.
BA-DUM-BUM-BAP-BAAA!
I’m lovin’ it.
(I gotta stop listening to the radio…)
Not to mention telling the judge to mind her own business. I’m sure that goes down just great for ADR hearings.
AAAAAAAAAND once again, reality fails to bend to the will of the Single-Wide Satan!
Facts are your friend. 😄
It was worth all the effort, just to get the big, fat monkey to dance.
So, what did we lose?
Hoge now has to pay Jiggles a kajillion dollars, close the blog and twitter, and vote for Hillary in 2016. Because SCHMALFELDT!
Our minds?
I’m breathless waiting to see how he will move the goalposts this time.
i hear he took third in this years Goal Post Drags at Daytona.
That’s only because he thought he had to be in costume, and his formal gown tripped him up at the finish line.
Was that a costume, or was “Gayle” competing?
Nicely done. This time around the goal posts were pre-moved. He set up the challenge, doesn’t matter if anyone accepts or even observes it cuz the victory lap is already written and in the can. Brava! master at work.
I’m hoping he awarded himself an extra big plushy Dog W/Mayo to commemorate this grand victoire.
https://twitter.com/RadioNixonUSA/status/494253719576264705
Three thoughts on this.
1. He would never leave Twitter and his two imaginary friends there, or his blog. He’d just get another sock account and continue on like always, right Matthew Littlefeldt? He has no concept of honor or honesty so making a deal with him is worthless since he’s proven he can’t be trusted.
2. All he really wants is to have something to run into court with to “Prove” that our host can delete any mention or reference to him. In other words all he wants is ammunition he thinks he can use.
3. This blog has gone for days not mentioning or referring to him. Commenters have not mentioned or referred to him. Twitter users have not mentioned or referred to him. His response? After several days he lets loose with a hate screed worthy of the Klan Grand Dragon.
So Bill? Stick it up your tuckus. You know you are playing games. We know you are playing games. You and we both know you are a lying, dishonorable jackass. So go find another hobby other than stalking this blog or trying to dox people that simply disagree with you. In other words, get a life.
More briefly, “Bill, just shut up and go soak your head.”
how many times has Bwilly (claimed he was going to) quit Twitter? Quit his blog?? 4, ..5.., a dozen??
Why should anyone take his word that he’ll “quit forever” when just earlier this week he claimed he was going private till Aug 14th and that didn’t even last a whole day??
He’s full of it as usual, he’s anxiously awaiting some one to post something he copy and paste claiming it is “libel” for his LOLcountersuit (that’s still gonna get thrown out no matter how he tries to “juice” it up)…
stupid is as stupid does, and lying liars gotta lie..
O.o
Don’t forget the mediation agreement he reneged on the very day the SA dropped charges.
fwiw, i read all your entries, but i click through to specific posts to read the comments.
i’m not all that interested in seeing what other people have to say about your astronomical posts, b.c what you wrote was enough.
Me too! It’s a learning experience just reading those posts, I agree. Knowing so little about astronomy, at this point I’ve got no comments but if I keep reading them, maybe I’ll pick up enough to one day have some questions. 🙂
I will always come back for the space posts. I try to avoid some larger topics.
SPACE POST COAST-TO-COAST!!
Yup. Space is enormously interesting but space is neither funny nor stupid. Space does not beclown itself. Space cannot be made to dance like a monkey. Space isn’t into the butt stuff. Space is not a righteous conqueror of evil while simultaneously being an enraged, crippled victim on the brink of death. In fact, the only thing space has in common with the Cabin Boy is enormity.
There was no doubt a certian Tremulous Turd-Burglar was talking out of his ass.
The only doubt is which end of that particular creature IS his ass.
Maybe he’s the leftovers from when they made Catdog.
Yeah, that whole ‘no neck’ and ‘no waist’ does make it more difficult…
Sorry, Bill, I don’t make deals with, nor accept challenges from, misogynistic, bigoted, homophobic harassers such as yourself.
Take your “clock” and shove it.
This is NOT a hate site. Sometimes it is a “wow, that guy has really gone off his meds” site. In other news, apparently you can download an app to automatically increase the irrational vitriol on your twitter feed and web site, and eventually the same app then shuts down your web presence, automatically deleting the crazy. Days later it signs you up under a new name, and the clock starts over. Cool.
High Oedipal Troll Bill Schmalfeldt! http://youtu.be/6BQ8tpTN5HE 🙂 🙂
“If Bill Schmalfeldt wishes to stand down and abide by the terms of the peace order, I will have no personal motivation for continuing to waste pixels on him. If he gets out of the business of attacking my friends, I will have no reason to come to their aid against him. If he gets out of the business of supporting Team Kimberlin, I will have no reason to mention him in connection with my writing about them.
The choice is his.”
John Hoge
“The Very First Time”
Hogewash! — 14 August 2013
Sounds simple enough. We all make choices.
Deranged Cyberstalkers and Adjudicated Harassers just appear to be very bad at making good ones.
Bwilly is in no position to issue choices, commands, ultimatums, or threats to anyone.
#FAIL
But without us, he has nothing, literally nothing, not even a thought… and he proves it every. single. day.
I like Johnny Dollar the best (even in the originals) but would vote for episodes four times as long, but one fourth as often.
If I had a say.
Which I don’t.
In any event, I could see the concept working for various targets. Joe Friday bringing Lois Lerner to justice. Matt Dillon investigating who was giving her orders. Johnny following the money trail.
All it requires is for your current muses to stop being so gosh darned inspiring.
“four times as long, but one fourth as often”
For one season the original “Your’s Truly, Johnny Dollar” ran daily 15-minute episodes, with one work week making up a single storyline. They’re some of the most popular (most popular actor; longer time to tell a story made for more in-depth stories), so Hoge appears to be duplicating them.
In spirit, if not timing.
Jane wrote: “20:01 One second after eight – WOW! You’re good! No wonder you keep winning the internet, Grace. hahahaha”
LOL!
The blathering blister makes it far too easy. Who the heck does he think he is issuing edicts to a blog he has no control over?
His hubris is mind numbing. *smh*
Furthermore, it appears Bwilly truly has NO issues with “hate” and “name calling” and “insults” — as one, simple glance at his Twitter timeline and/or blog is all the convincing one needs to know HE delights in all of it a great, great deal.
Again… Hypocrite. Thy name is Bill Schmalfeldt.
BS has stolen – yes, I am using the exact same word he uses when others post material from his blog – this entire post, and many of the comments. He is being sued for doing this.
In his blog post, he engages in what I call Schmalfedltian sleight of hand – he claims or implies that something is true, when it is not, twisting the facts to suit his own ends. In this case, he claims that commenters couldn’t even go “one minute,” and basically, he won and everyone else failed. Except that there’s a big gaping hole here – he made an offer, and NO ONE ACCEPTED IT. The way he “reports” the story, however, suggests that an offer was accepted. There was no agreement, no meeting of the minds. He has imagined a scenario that simply doesn’t exist.
Reminder: BS promised the judge, in a pleading, that he would abide by this blog’s new terms of service. Those terms of service do not give him permission to use any material from Hogewash. Yes, court will be interesting, indeed.
What makes you think the court will do anything? They’ve done nothing to stop him or Kimberlin, so why will this make the difference?
I’m not saying the court will do anything. I am suggesting that the best way to discredit BS is to quote BS. Repeatedly. I am not going to go into more detail and risk educating him about where this may lead. I said “may” because you never know with litigation.
There is actually one undeniable certifiable fool-proof way for all us H6R’s to stop writing about dumbass and that is …
“H8R’s” whoops.
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You know, BS may “suck” as a person, but I doubt he sucks so much that he could create an internet singularity that could swallow this blog. I mean, he might implode, but he doesn’t have that much gravity to create a strong black hole despite his enormous.. ego…
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New post at TMZ: http://wp.me/p4z3WM-60
Also, a warning that my new Twitter avatar may not be your cuppa, but you won’t be as upset by it as some people…
Good night, folks!
Proff positive that his male role models were always behind him.