Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin does not seem to be capable of learning from his own mistakes. Late last week, he filed a motion in his Kimberlin v. Kimberlinunmasked copyright trolling lawsuit to have the two person he alleges to be Kimberlin Unmaksked found to be in default. He included Certified Mail green cards as proof of his attempts to serve those individuals.

The Gentle Reader who has been following The Saga of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin may remember that TDPK was caught forging a summons in his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness, and he confessed to altering a Certified Mail green card in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit. One would think that having been caught at such nonsense at least twice, he wouldn’t try the same trick again. Au contraire.

Here’s the tracking number and Restricted Delivery box from one of the green cards he submitted with the default motion.T1This is from the USPS tracking information for that number. Note that it does not list Restricted Delivery as being paid for. If it had been, Restricted Delivery would have been listed. Furthermore, the envelope only shows sufficient postage to cover only First Class Mail, Certified Mail, and Return Receipt.Thomas


As I’ve pointed out before, TPDK is a liar and a very inept one.


UPDATE—To demonstrate that the USPS tracking information does include whether or not Restricted Delivery was paid for, let me post the tracking information on the service of process for The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s™ first answer and counterclaim in the Hoge v. Schmalfeldt copyright lawsuit.RestrictedUPDATE 2—TDPK’s motion for default contains a verification under penalty of perjury that it is true and correct.


83 thoughts on “Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

  1. But if there is no penalty for perjury, what incentive is there for being honest with the judge?

    • Maybe, and I am no lawyer so you know better, but it’s hard to have faith in the system when a computer crash or eight is all it takes to wipe out subpoenaed email.

  2. Big deal. So this time the FEDERAL court can ignore the evidence. I’ve gone further than Wrathchilde above. My confidence is NIL in our court system.

  3. One of the defendants should just send a letter to Judge Hazel asking for sanctions on this perjury.

    See if it gets returned for not being in accordance with the case management order.

    • Agreed. After all, it could be argued that acceptance of BK’s “motions” that weren’t in compliance with the CMO was an implicit revocation of that order. If the court rejects the letters, than an on-the-record objection should follow to preserve certain issues for appeal.

      • If the court rejects the letters, than an on-the-record objection should follow to preserve certain issues for appeal.


        AW still floats the notion that the judge is giving BK enough rope so he can make an appeal-proof decision. Which I find…quaint.

        Now, maybe it is the case that these judges have known all along that they were going to decide for the defendants so they know that their decisions that prejudice them won’t be grounds for appeal. But, again, either of these judges could put the brakes on this runaway clown car of a suit, and dismissed it with prejudice for solid, unlikely to be appealed reasons (surely dismissing based on bad faith shown by the forging of documents from the court would be hard to appeal?) Instead, this case has been allowed to go on for a year.

        The letter order isn’t a mixed bag, Judge Hazel gave BK everything he asked for. The extension of time is supposedly offset by the fact that BK only gets one response to all the defendants’ MTDs – but BK requested that he have one omnibus response, and the judge granted it. That wasn’t a split the baby decision. It gave the Plaintiff everything he asked for – okay, he did not order Ace of Spades identified, but gave him a tutorial on how to ask for Ace to be served. Just like Judge Grimm gave him a tutorial on how to serve Breitbart.

        I suppose judges tend to give pro se litigants some leeway, but it seems unusual for them to be actually doing homework for the plaintiff.

      • The plaintiff’s July 12 letter didn’t specifically say that he wanted to file only one response to all the motions to dismiss. It said he wanted to set an omnibus date and referred to “m[y] response” (singular), but it’s not clear that he requested to file only one response.

    • This isn’t the case before Judge Hazel. This is the copyright case before Judge Titus. None of the defendants have yet been served. TDPK is filing faked green cards in support of a motion to find those defendants in default.

      I doubt that he will be allowed to get away with it, but I can’t tell you any more for now.

      Stay tuned.

      • Thanks for clarifying that. With so many cases, we Lickspittles need helpful hints. And by the way Oh Grand Hoge, you have addressed me in the comment section, yet again. Sniff (wiping tear from eye).

      • Doh.

        Still, defendants in the RICO case should send letters pointing this out to Judge Hazel.

      • I know I shouldn’t write the letter to both the current, and previous, RICO madness judge. I’d be sanctioned more severely than Brett Kimberlin even would be. After laying out the facts, I’d level the entirely reasonable accusation that they were accessories after the fact to a felony, de facto, if not de jure. Then I’d note that creating a situation in which a Plaintiff can commit felonies with impunity has created an extremely hostile environment for all the defendants. Then I’d suggest that they rectify the situation by taking over the copyright lawsuit and sanction Kimberlin meaningfully. In summary, I’d note how their negligence has created a circus, and, I’d suggest that if they consider themselves the victims of the complexity of the case they have the option of resigns, perhaps in disgrace.

      • BSB, it’s certainly no good for the defendants if Brett Kimberlin’s forgeries go unpunished. But there is already a silver lining, which is that anyone objectively examining his conduct knows that he is an unreformed recidivist perjurer and forger. A further silver lining is that when the book treatment comes out, it’s going to be that much more amazing and interesting.

  4. The guys a freakin American HERO – bravely refusing to be held to conventions like checked boxes, dating people your own age, and playing in tune. Why on earth should he have to conform to a silly standard of sending materials to the court and the same materials to the defendants who’s fault it is anyway because they all decided to pick on him like the mean girls did in Indinanapolistical somewhere some time ago

    If they only had left him alone they wouldn’t be slimed everyday by the wheeled, breath of lowest IQ – thank goodness for the right to NOT remain silent!


  5. The double-secret (to the Post Office, anyway) checking of the restricted box is my favorite part.n

    Reminds me of V.S. Ramachandran’s clinical anecdotes of a hemiplegic stroke patient who not only denied that she failed to tie a shoe (as one hand would not move), but answered the doc’s query about it with “I tied the shoe with BOTH my hands.”

  6. The wheeled breath is still denying his right to remain silent, an impressive self impeachment stream is coming.

    Todays points of confusion are:

    Hate Blog, pictures, bloody red chunks, topics of interest, excessive uses of man card punches otherwise known as unmanly whinning

    (the new man card comes with 10 punchable spaces – when a man does something that his wife, female children, think is less than manly – it gets a punch – when all ten are used it gets taken away),

  7. Also it’s amazing to see that Baghdad Blob thinks pointing out yet another forgery by the convicted forger is “hate”. Remember when he used to pretend to be a journalist? Wasn’t that cute? I mean a real journalist would jump at the chance to show how a man convicted of felony perjury and felony forging is still committing these acts. Oh, and the cherry on top was forging a court summons for the first time in history. But Bill? Not interested. Why? Because his job as the TK PR Flack means he sold any semblance of a soul long ago in order to get that pat on the head and a “good boy” from the terrorist diddler. What a pathetic life huh?


    Technically, that’s not correct. On July 7, in response to my one-word comment, “Breathtaking,” on a NASA post, Bill, not a commenter on this blog, tweeted the following unprovoked comments (start at the bottom and read up). By the way, the comments were all tweeted by Bill Schmalfeldt:

    WMS Radio Network @wmsbroadcasting · Jul 8

    Here’s one more “exhibit” Tapeworm. Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY thinks you’re a useless parasite. Now, introduce that into evidence.

    Now, unless you have something useful to say, something productive, something NOT INCREDIBLY STUPID, I leave you to wait for Hoge’s dinner.

    Every word you write Tapeworm, goes to show what a feckless useless waste of carbon you are. When Hoge eventually shits you out, you’ll die.

    Even your fellow lickspittles mock you, Tapeworm. You have no spine, no brain, no eyes. You just latch on and feed on shit. Useless.

    And this is me, being kind, Tapeworm.

    …and feed off of whatever he eats. You add NOTHING. You’re a detestable parasite, an ugly, segmented, egg-laying TAPEWORM!

    I think that’s what I’ll call you from now on, “A Reader.” From now on, your name is “Tapeworm.” You latch on to Hoge’s small intestines…


    Hate blog? BS wrote the following on one of his oft-deleted blogs, the very day the SA dropped charges at WJJH’s request:

    “Now, I will report aggressively on Brett Kimberlin’s lawsuit against Hoge and his co-defendants. But I will not be unbiased. I have news that I am sitting on until early next week. It is not good news for Hoge and his co-defendants. (I’ll tell you this much. I won’t say if it’s the state case, the RICO case, or both. Some will save themselves at the expense of others. This is not speculation.)
    And I can’t fucking WAIT until I can write about it without risking the outcome.
    And for every dollar Kimberlin takes from Hoge, for every piece of property Kimberlin takes from Hoge, for every bit of suffering Kimberlin causes Hoge, I will smile. I will laugh. God forgive me, I want the man to suffer. And according to this story I am sitting on, suffer he will.
    Remember where you read it.
    Suffer, he will. It won’t match what he’s done to me. But it will be a small measure of satisfaction to have lived long enough to see Karma bite him on his pockmarked, pimply ass.”

  10. “The best way to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt is to quote Bill Schmalfedlt.” – Robert Stacy McCain

      • I’d wager as soon as the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt chooses to…

        1) Stop attempting to play a role in others’ lives;
        2) Cease making creepy comments and threats;
        3) Stop stealing others’ intellectual property; and,
        4) End his pathetic, harassing, and stalking ways

        … there will be far more time spent discussing FAR better, and FAR more interesting subjects, than the Blob.

        Cabin Boy begs and desires to be discussed. He simply dislikes the fact he has zero control over the content and opinions.

        And, if I were the Gentle Host of this blog … I would love nothing more than to be left alone, focus my time and efforts on other things, and FINALLY be afforded the opportunity to try to forget that a creature by the name of Bill Schmalfeldt even exists.

      • IF he really didn’t want to be mentioned here, he could stop it by stopping the tweeting to this blog, and the attacks on decent people.

        Virtually no one chooses to have any contact with the repeatedly adjudicated harasser and recipient of peace/restraining orders from multiple states, Bill Schmalfeldt, hence his obsession with this blog and its participants.

        So, 14 hours per day at this blog, or alone with himself. Ugh.

  11. That’s what they fall back on whenever you have them dead to rights: its hate.

    Hate against criminals, which is, according to Brett, as bad as hatred for jews in the holocaust or something.

    What they are doing is taking advantage of the linguistic confusion between civil rights “hatred” and righteous indignation “hate.” Hate when in a civil rights context is really another word for prejudice. It might not even burn white hot, although it often does. Otoh, righteous indignation is, well… righteous. And this is not to say that John or anyone else “hates” Brett, but we say enough negative things about him that they can claim we do, and then try to confuse it with irrational prejudice, which it is not. MLK said he dreamed that his children would be judged by the content of his character. To the extent anyone even dislikes Brett, it is because of the content of his decidedly poor character.

    But its also important to recognize that Brett does see himself as some kind of civil rights hero, and the key to that is he believes that someday his love of teenagers will be considered normal, just a sexual orientation no different than being gay. Which yes, is insulting to gay people, but that is what he believes. As i joked recently, he believes he is “the Nelson Mandela of Teenage Poon.” He shall overcome, someday… someday…


    This from the man that accused a woman who never contacted him of prostitution. This same man who Photoshopped a woman who was a complete stranger to him onto a giant cactus penis and harassed her to the point she had to get a restraining order against him. Again, with NO contact from her at all he did this. Who can forget the vile things he wrote about our gentle Host’s wife? A woman he has never met and never spoken to. I won’t even list the many other mothers and wives he has hounded for no reason other than his own sick perverted pleasure. But now he is mad because someone mentioned his wife. Now it is wrong.

    I challenged him the other day that if he really means what he says that he should contact each woman and give them a sincere apology. Publicly publish those apologies and leave them up so everyone will know what he did to these woman. His response? Insults.

    I think all families should be left out of it, but he certainly makes a habit of dragging them in so I can understand why others feel no compunction about giving him exactly what he dishes out. Bill should learn that as he sows, so shall he reap.

    • I don’t find it surprising he is married. Mistakes are the nature of the human experience.

      But what sort of woman could be married to such a parasite for years and not find the opportunity to slip out while he slept?

      • Ah, but at least two of William’s wives did indeed “slip out while he slept.” Actually, they did so to the point that our hero, the great and glorious Cabin Boy, publicly questions paternity of an unknown number of his children.

        How do I know that, you ask? Well, Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, World Famous Ass Man, Celebrated Gay Pornography Enthusiast, Two-Time Cuckold Champion (Heavyweight Division) and Nutless Coward Bill Schmalfeld has gone out of his way to ensure that we know.

        Because of an almost shocking level of perversion, narcissism and exhibitionism, Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, World Famous Ass Man, Celebrated Gay Pornography Enthusiast, Two-Time Cuckold Champion (Heavyweight Division) and Nutless Coward Bill Schmalfeldt wants us to know that he’s tasted other men when he’s kissed his first two wives. Facts that would drive most men into abiding shame and unrelenting doubt about their own romantic adequacy are regularly included in the self-portraits William paints for the public.

        It could be that he does this in a wildly misguided plea for public sympathy, or he might actually relish his cuckoldry. That’s hardly for me to decide. Thankfully, I’m not his therapist. The stench of mayonnaise, self-importance and failure would make me vomit in my own mouth. I have no time, and less tolerance, for anyone who delights so publicly in playing with their own filth and unrelenting disgrace.

        However, what those things decidedly are not is libel. This, like almost everything he claims is defamatory, is something lovingly made public by William M. Schmalfeldt himself. This is the legacy he leaves his children and the gift he gives the public at large. It is also what makes his Second Amended Counterclaim such an overwhelming joy to read. Of course, there are other reasons to marvel at that document, but that one stands out.

        I awoke this morning to a beautiful new BitStrip by Father Paul of the First Church of Krendler (seen here We see William visiting the grave of his supposedly once-storied reputation. Left unsaid was that the cause of death was suicide.

  13. Just go ahead and ask that he be someone else. NO, he should never contact any of these people, particularly any of these women. Any attempt at apology would only be a self-serving attempt to keep the drama he lives on going – annoying, possibly frightening, and completely unwelcome.

  14. Bill should work at a movie theater. He’s such a good projectionist. He is a purveyor of hate, as well as misogyny, homophobia, racism, hypocrisy and lying. One need only to quote him to demonstrate this to the fullest.

  15. I don’t see how it is possible to send restricted delivery to two people without sending two packages. What is the post office suppose to do? Wait for both people to sign at the same time? The purpose of restricted delivery is to assure that that person actually received proper notice.

    I wouldn’t put it past Brett Kimberlin to have addressed the letter to “Kimberlin Unmasked.” If it accepted, he could claim that as an admission. And, if it wasn’t claimed, he could move for default.

      • Using a mapping program, the trip from the 60175 post office to the address in question takes over 9 minutes. Allegedly, notice was left 9 minutes after it left for delivery. That makes no sense. Additionally, 60174 mail ought to have been forwarded first to the 6017 post office for assignment to a route based at the 60174 post office. What makes sense is that the mail arrived at the 60174 Post Office, and, was immediately flagged as sent to an addressee not authorized to receive mail at that address. It could have been sent to the targeted person at the wrong address, or, to the wrong person at the targeted address [“Kimberlin Unmasked.”]

      • Someone should trot down to his PO and see how lazy and slack the employees are about restricted delivery fee collection. (They won’t be).

  16. I would like to suggest that we ignore Bill starting tomorrow morning, no blog posts, no blog comments, no tweets to or about, and see how long before he’s literally begging for the Lickspittles™ to pay him even the tiniest crumb of attention. If nothing else it will prove, once again, that he really, really doesn’t want folks to leave him alone.

  17. The CB should take up a worthwhile hobby, like crocheting, as he is quite adept at spinning yarn.

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