I actually think Bill is actually starting to believe this “I’m a lawyer” nonsense. And i guess that he is, in the same way that a six year old who ties a beach towel around his neck and jumps off the roof is Superman.
But the child has enough self-awareness to more immediately understand his folly..
There should be nothing wrong with defining the proper means of communication. It vastly reduces the opportunity for mischief. Which is kind of the point. When two parties have a great deal of animosity toward each other, the temptation toward mischief is rather high.
No “the spam catcher ate it” or “I sent the e-mail, I don’t know why he didn’t get it” or “Smoke signals are a perfectly valid means of communications. Look, I even have proof I sent them with this picture. It’s date stamped, I was well within my limits.” Or, “we discussed this on the phone, of course we didn’t record it, that would be wire tapping,” etc. With a receipt, you have proof that you at least sent SOMETHING, which also offers some protections for the sender. The receiver has a signed document, which makes it difficult for the sender to claim he sent something different. A letter would be something a relatively difficult to alter, at least relative to an e-mail, a physical record, a document that came with a government provided date stamp, and a means of actually signing in a way that the courts would recognize. It is certainly better.
Lawyers designate the means of. Immunization all the time. Given BS’s history regarding the Internet, I viewed WJJH’s requests about communications as a kindness. It is harder to get into mischief when you have to print and mail versus hitting send.
So being a pro se makes Bill a Lawyer? Sure, why not… being a crackpot with a website makes him a journalist, faildoxing people makes him an investigative journalist, and getting banned from the daily kook makes him a “well-respected, retired journalist.” Why wouldn’t he now be an attorney now that he is pro se…
Speaking of the whole lawyer thing, words have certain meanings in the legal sense. For example, “vexatious” does not describe the gopher who is eating your carrots, or the efforts of a harassment victim to stop the harassment.
Say, you don’t suppose they’re STILL IN the trash pile, do you? Where they could be easily retrieved by our Gracious Host and reviewed for “threats” and “harsh words?” That would be an interesting development.
And why would Mister Mayo be concerned about threats, anyway? It’s a long established fact that he doesn’t make threats.
PROMISES that he just cannot seem to keep! THREATS that he just cannot seem to carry out!
But we all know one thing about the Elkridge Horror.
He’s a crybaby, a SNITCH, a cuckolded caricature of a real man, a convicted harasser, a pathetic little coward who delights in terrorizing innocent people and then whimpering about his unproven medical conditions as an excuse for his felonious and despicable conduct.
No, it’s not stolen. BS has helpfully explained that something like this is “fair use transformative parody.” I left out the epithets from the quotation.
I think it’s very important to remember that was the state of BS’s reputation BEFORE he ever heard of Walker, McCain or Hoge. If you go to the McCain link, BS ADMITS he threatened the woman, while he denied it last night on his Twitter feed. http://theothermccain.com/2013/10/02/bill-schmalfeldt-ethics/
Bill Schmalfeldt’s capacity for shamelessness is unlimited. His capacity for lying is limited by a number of factors including his lack of intellect, his poor grasp of the English language, his vocabulary, his lack of social and self-awareness, his reputation for mendacity and, his lack of imagination.
““Now . . . you’re going to wind up being the Monica Lewinsky for Jeremy’s Bill Clinton unless you start telling the truth and start telling it quick. I’m done fucking around, and I am not going away. You’ve already had “the media’s” interest in this case explained to you. Now, do you wanna play dumb and lose your kids? Or do you wanna play smart and keep what you got? I am not making any threats. I am just trying to help you avoid a shit storm for some giggling fuck who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about you. Do you really want to be dragged through the mud for THIS giggling shitwit. I’ll wait to hear from you. But I send what I have … EVERYTHING … to the Wisconsin Media tomorrow.”
Egads! That doesn’t sound like any journalism I’ve ever read. If it’s journalism, the idea that he’d give his story away makes it exceptionally incompetent. Nor am I aware of a journalist who would use at least four profanities in one paragraph when dealing with a prospective source.
On the other hand, it DOES sound a lot like extortion. Does anybody happen to know what the statute of limitations is for that in Wisconsin?
In his own words, the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt admits that his attempt to SCARE someone into telling the truth (by threatening to take a woman’s children away from her) is one of his “investigative reporting” tricks.
I’d wager it was only a matter of time (or, the wrong response), before Baghdad Blob opted to employ more of his “investigative-reporting tricks” by contacting numerous Alphabet Agencies spewing falsehoods regarding this poor woman and her children — JUST as he did with the poor Stranahan family when they refused to answer questions to satisfy his morbid curiosity and his stalking, harassing ways?
And, he dares to call himself a “journalist.” What a sick freak.
Speaking of which, he STILL hasn’t explained why he never called CPS on his Master when he found out Kimby had a convicted Pedo living with his young daughters in the basement. I guess it’s OK with Bill for a convicted Pedo to live in close proximity to someones young daughters as long as that someone tells him “Good Boy” every once in a while.
All pedos are equal, but some pedos are more equal than others?
Bunny Boy didn’t appear to have an issue with Gillette living in close proximity to young girls either — being as the convicted CP freak didn’t have “enough” child porn in his possession, or some “moral equivalency” crap like that.
These sick freaks somehow do manage to all find each other, and hang around and support each other, don’t they? *smh*
Is there any reason to think the multiple-times-adjudicated-harasser-in-multiple-states, Bill Schmalfeldt, didn’t do all in his pathetic power to interfere with the custody of that innocent bystander’s totally innocent children?
I mean, the admitted repeatedly cuckolded (who knows for sure how many times? Certainly not Bill Schmalfeldt!!), and admittedly untrustworthy due to his admitted dementia, William M. Schmalfeldt, does have a track record of attempting such things. Lucky for those children he’s such a #failure.
Often times it simply takes one, bogus phone call to a CPS agency to prompt them to start crawling into every crevice of someone’s life, and the lives of their children and family.
It is an evil act beyond all explanation to mess with a family in that manner.
The Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt boasts of such activity being in his “investigative reporting” bag of tricks.
Wasn’t it just yesterday that Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, World Famous Ass Man, Celebrated Gay Pornography Enthusiast and Two-Time Cuckold Champion (Heavyweight Division) Bill Schmalfeld got all capsy about how there will be no settlement?
It would appear to me that would render any attempt ADR moot.
I hadn’t actually considered this before, but is possible that the counterclaim is actually performance art? It was one of the most thoroughly entertaining things I’ve ever read, and I still giggle when I think about it, but it can’t actually be serious, can it? Who would do that to themselves?
Face it Mr Schmalfeldt. You only give folks extra reasons to recall the Kos anal rape fantasy, and the ridiculous demands which you now claim were journalism. Anal Rape Fantasy Author, Cyberstalker, Friend of Serial Bomber, Adjudicated Harasser… These are the kinder things which are said about you. The Hoge/Walker/Stranahan stuff has only made your reputation more widespread. It just gave more people reason to write about you.
I vaguely remember him writing about his firing from Examiner. com, where he explained that his style of journalism was to make himself a central part of the story.
Well, Bill’s the central part of a story now, and he can’t stop whimpering about it.
Making self a central part of the story = unethical under society of professional journalism’s code – and that of every other accredited school of journalism, major network and mainstream print news outlet.
Ace ACME “lawyer” starts trolling for ANY fact that he can use in his defense as he begins to realize what a terrible hole he has dug for himself. Painted himself into a corner, did he?
Fear pee having soaked his Depends, it is now running onto the floor and out underneath his decrepite trailer necessitating yet another Howard County Hazardous Materials Cleanup effort.
Quick, Bill, grab the mayo and hot dogs! Head for that “special room” where you can plot your legal strategy with your fishing equipment (“Oh, Bobbers! Does that feel good, Sweetie?!”). It’s that warm, dark, dank and sweaty palmed place! (“Oh, the mayo helps make it so slick, Bobbers”).
It might be pointed out that the vulgar and foolish BS himself first used “fear pee” in insults directed at others, and to describe his own condition. Indeed, he finds someone stooping to his level highly objectionable and unsporting.
Respected Retired Journalist thinks that user comments represent the editorial policy of a blog. So, that means that his blog doesn’t have an editorial policy, doesn’t it?
Quite different from “BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO SETTLEMENT,” innit?
There are a few possibilities that could explain the discrepancies in positions over he last 24 hours;
A) Schizophrenia
B) Massive short-term memory loss
C) Anger and impulse control issues
D) Good, old-fashioned lying.
E) Ignorance of just about everything.
F) Panic.
Why do I have a feeling that William will lose, and go on to appeal based on incompetent representation?
Woah brah I am going with G) Señor Neckroll is doing all the above and looking for attention because he is a bored lonely old man with no friends . Seriously brah, stick to the cash drawers. Never go for the vault.
You threatened a woman that she could lose her kids. You even admitted it. The fact that you called CPS on Stranahans proves that you are slimy enough to do it.
So now he’s Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, World Famous Ass Man, Celebrated Gay Pornography Enthusiast, Two-Time Cuckold Champion (Heavyweight Division) and Nutless Coward Bill Schmalfeld!
It is a delight to see how agile he can be for a fat man. Although, I was given to believe that those people were supposed to be jolly.
However, if you look at what he actually wrote to that woman, he obviously expected her to believe that he would initiate a process that would end with her children being taken away. Whether he actually planned to follow through is immaterial, both civilly and criminally.
Hmmm. I wonder what a search of Google cache will turn up? I bet all of his old blogs (they are many for they are legion) are still recoverable.
Oh, the wondrous things I suspect that we’ll learn about William’s “reputation” there! The rants, the threats, the demands and self-important proclamations. I do wonder how far back those go?
I’m actually coming to the honest opinion that Schmalfeldt is a lunatic. A certifiable maniac. He publicly displays delusions of both grandeur and persecution, which you don’t see every day. More disturbing is that those with mental illness often try to hide the symptoms from those around them. Mr. Bigs actually glories in his in front of anyone that will watch.
While I find that endlessly entertaining, poor Gail must find it incredibly disturbing. And I would imagine that his long-suffering physician has just given up in the hopes that it gets him out of the office quickly.
NOR MENTION that due to years worth of the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt’s very own words, actions, and behaviors — that the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt presents himself as a complete and utter sociopath.
Do that… and, a certain Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser finds it necessary to threaten to use lawfare against those expressing a very well-founded opinion.
But what a psychopathic thing to say. Bill, you have no idea how he is. He could be a homeless guy posting outside the Fargo, N.D. Starbucks, or he could be Ken White, or some nasty Republican with a lot of money and time and a worse attitude than you. It could be a close relative of the woman you threatened with even more money, more free time and an even worse attitude. But how can you be so sure that he is someone you want to oppose? Are you that narcissistic that you believe you are invincible?
Yet another demonstration of Bill’s state of “mind”.
God help me, but I’m seriously considering travelling all the way to Maryland, with all the tediousness that entails, just to see this counterclaim trial. Seeing William being almost sexually humiliated in public, with absolutely no escape available to him, will be worth all the trouble and more!
“All we have is fun!” Father Paul of the First Church of Krendler
The most joyous part is going to be watching William do his “I’m a helpless old cripple” routine, and watching his face as some of his more belligerent “journalism” is read back to him. In all likelihood, you’ll have a majority female jury, which will make seeing some of the exhibits I assume will be entered hysterical.
I’m fairly confident that he’s not the only one with “boxes” of material. I also assume that there will be limitless affidavits and “character” witnesses.
Indeed, “All we have is fun.”
Oh, and what happened to two-thirds of the Internet being added to the Second Amended Counterclaim?
Go call you a lawyer
File you a lawsuit, I’ll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I’m tired of all you
I don’t mean to be mean but it’s all I can be, it’s just me
And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am
Why would the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt’s thoughts go immediately to violence? Could it have anything to do with the actions of those he considers “excellent” friends, and their fondness for violence? Or, is he simply conjuring up the memories he holds so dear of ALL of those bar fights he found himself engaged in as a teenager? *smh*
Paul Krendler has NEVER threatened, nor spoken, of violence from what I’ve seen.
Sweaty-palmed, happy place time again, Blob? *gack*
No Bill, nobody here has ever wished to cause you any physical harm, ever. You’re the one with the violent (and false) fantasies. We do, however, very much enjoy the Schmaldenfreude of laughing at you when you step on your crank, open the door into your face or crap you diapers during another Feldtdown.
We aren’t laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
In his sad, pathetic world, if you don’t have a blog or a twitter handle, you have nothing. The idea that we should get up from the computer and live our lives is a totally foreign concept to him. (Or that we have other places on the internet we would go)
No offense John, but if you shut down your blog tomorrow, it wouldn’t matter a bit in the grand scheme of my life. Actually, my wife would probably send you a thank you note, considering the length of the “honey-do” list she has for me.
What worries does Brett Kimberlin have? If we are to take his own accounts at face value, he is a pariah in his neighborhood, his daughter was pariah at her old school, and, judging by his having a body guard, he lives in fear of being assassinated by one of those neighbors. As you draw more and more publicity to your yourself, it would seem self-evident that your fellow park members will form the same opinion of Brett Kimberlin that his neighbors have.
In case you forgot, you seem to have admitted inviting Brett Kimberlin into your neighborhood. I doubt that will go over well in your trailer park. But, you don’t have anything to worry about. Go ahead and keep telling yourself you have nothing to worry about. Brett Kimberlin has an elaborate home security system, and, an armed bodyguard. You have a semi-automatic weapon.
So Bill is saying that Hoge can’t prove Bill’s allegations? Why would Hoge want to prove Bill’s allegations? Not that he has to, ’cause that’s not how trials in this country work, but I’d think Hoge would be producing evidence to disprove Bill’s claims.
And yes, I know what Bill thinks he’s really saying. But it’s so much fun to play with Word Crimes (a great new Weird Al video, by the way), and yet more reasons why Twitter isn’t the best place to try one’s legal cases.
You have already admitted to Hoge’s Allegations, he has to prove nothing. You have to prove fair use as a defense. You need a lawyer worse than my dog needs a bone.
What I find funny is that he has the balls to still call himself a journalist. I have more national awards to my endeavors than he’s even contemplated. He has no concept of journalism.
Admittedly a whole lot of the MSM has a similar lack of professionalism.
BS is a stalking horse for BK. Note that BK used the fact of the attempted mediation in the case with BS as a talking point in his discussion of the RICO case.
Game playing with the fat, useless punk should stop.
I cannot put into words how my heart leaps at the possibility that you may actually believe that, Inspector Ignorance.
Why haven’t you tracked me down yet with all your mad doxination skillz, Ambassador Asswipe?
Why hasn’t Hoge folded yet and thrown me under the bus, O Duke of Depends?
Why haven’t I expressed an iota of fear, or even annoyance at the prospect of being identified, Archduke AnalFetish?
Because you’re gonna find me, and pay all the fees, and do all the work, and when you finally see that name…
You’re gonna crap your pants.
And then you will be faced with one of two choices:
1. Abject humiliation at your own hands; or
2. Delivery of service, followed by a nice trip to Maryland for me, a meeting at the courthouse where I proceed to Drink. Your. Milkshake. I DRINK IT UP!! And then, finally, at my hands, the inevitable abject humiliation for you.
Recall your own words, Freddy Fro-Yo: “What happens to you now is entirely your own doing.”
You fucked up, Wizard of Worthlessness.
Two different routes to the same destination. Have a great trip.
Be well. Have a great day. Aloha, you stinking waste of carbon.
And when William does know who Paul is, he’ll no doubt utter a plethora of idiotically libellous things, allowing Paul to file suit in his home jurisdiction and forcing William there to respond.
I sense that being Bill Schmalfeldt is going to get a great deal more expensive and stressful than he ever thought it could be.
Oh, well. It’s not like there wasn’t a shortage of warnings sent his way.
Failded Dox’ing 101 of poor Bwilly. He’s flinging poop again to see what sticks. Old tactic of his. Looks like he was busy refreshing this blog every 2 seconds this weekend,meanwhile the rest of us with lives where off enjoying our families and friends again.
Don’t you people get it? If you use a nickname or a pseudonym you are a coward. If you threaten a completely innocent woman on the internet with losing her children you are an “intrepid investigating reporter”.
Bill, your pathetic bloviating is giving me gas, why don’t you run away with you tail between your legs, like you do every nite, a little early? Give everybody a break.
Yeah. I can’t imagine why people would want to use nicknames or pseudonyms on social media.
It’s not like there are any Deranged Cyberstalkers and Adjudicated Harassers running around on the intertoobz behaving like creeptastic cyberfreaks — d0xing and threatening and harassing and stalking women and children and others who wish to remain anonymous and keep their personal information to themselves.
Poor, poor Gail. By the time Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, World Famous Ass Man, Celebrated Gay Pornography Enthusiast, Two-Time Cuckold Champion (Heavyweight Division) and Nutless Coward Bill Schmalfeld’s finally finished, she’ll have nothing left.
I doubt that William has bothered to set aside the money to pay costs in this case, let alone prepare for what I assume will come after.
Worse, William thinks that having his assets in Gail’s name protects them. It doesn’t.
Haven’t you practiced some of your “journalism” under the name Matthew Lillifeldt, or something along those lines. Better still, haven’t you written about yourself under that name?
Poor, poor Gail. I’m going to feel terribly for her.
And that’s where the fun starts! I don’t personally know enough about U.S copyright law to comment, either way. But I have read your glorious counterclaim, in which you managed to misspell your own name. And what you have to demonstrate is so contrary to years of evidence to the contrary, that you’re going to twist in the wind.
And after that case is disposed of, I have a feeling that things are going to get really bad for you.
Poor, poor Gail. I’m sure that she’s a nice woman and doesn’t deserve what you’re going to do to her life.
You know what’s worse? Deleting EVERYTHING YOU WRITE on a regular basis. Now that’s the worst kind of cowardice. It makes you look like you’re hiding something, or are ashamed of what you wrote.
Oh, and threatening innocent women. That’s really, really cowardly too.
Yeah, cause Bill never wrote horrible lies about Lee’s wife, never faildoxed someone, again, and decided that photoshopping a picture of the man’s wife on a giant cactus penis was JORNULISM!@!!! Never wrote a vile, disgusting story about our host and dragged his wife into it. Oh no Bill let’s not bring wives into shall we? You started it. You decided to attack people’s wives and families unprovoked, but now you whine like a baby when someone mentions yours. Here’s a deal for you. You write a personal apology to every wife you insulted, publish them, and NEVER delete them. Then maybe people will leave yours out of it. Until then you are nothing but a lying hypocrite as usual.
I’m going to take the liberty, and speak for the majority of commenters here on Hogewash!…
We don’t need the Gentle Host of this blog to protect us — from ANYthing. To begin with — there is nothing to be protected from.
If the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt had the “goods” on any one of us with regard to libelous statements posted in the comment sections of Hogewash! — does anyone believe the blathering Blob wouldn’t have vomited the “proof” all over his joke of a blog and his Twitter timeline by now?
I’d wager the majority of us, if not all of us, are perfectly capable of taking care of, and protecting, ourselves… especially against NOTHING.
For quite a few of us that vary scenario has been acted out and his revelations have been shown to have the strength and resilience of wet bran muffins.
I continue to believe that his track record off into the future will continue to be naught over bumpty squat.
Will you look at that? No fewer than four unsecured network connections connections in the immediate vicinity of where I am right now!
Then there are anonymizers. Do you suppose that your precious federal judge is going to spend days, weeks or months going down the rabbit hole of IPs from the middle of the Indian Ocean, William?
Then there’s the possibility that a number of commenters aren’t subject to the authority of your judge at all. That number might be zero, or it might be 90%.
If a non-American internet provider received a request for customer information from a U.S court in a criminal case, they would play ball, assuming that the crime also falls under that country’s criminal statutes. That’s how MegaUpload went down, although it’s far from certain that that case survives the present challenge in New Zealand.
But in a foreign civil counterclaim? I don’t think so, even with a judge’s signature. Why do you suppose that all of those online poker sites continue to operate, William.
However, the internet provider’s legal department, in the course of their due diligence, would most assuredly google the name “Bill Schmalfeldt.”
Whatever do you think would happen then?
That is but one of the benefits of poisoning your own well with your conduct, William.
Allow this to be a formal request of Bill Schmalfeldt to please alert me to any alleged libelous statements I have made on this blog and, after due diligence, if the comment is deemed to be libelous, I will ask the owner of this blog to remove the comment and in its place I will write a sincere apology.
BS does not seem to understand litigation. First, he requested a jury trial, so the judge does not make a determination of guilt, despite his inappropriate ex parte correspondence. Second, in both civil and criminal cases, you have to produce what you have during discovery. This is not a Star Chamber proceeding.
I can’t resist any further. This is my official prediction of what William’s Twitter feed will look like for the next four months.
“There are no Lickspittle infidels in Elkridge. Never!
“They tried to bring a small number of vexatious lawsuits and peace orders in through the District Court but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut.
“We made them drink poison last night [Sunday] and Bill Schmalfeldt’s soldiers and his great forces gave the Hogeists a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.
“On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were doxed and the number of destroyed motions. The operation continues.
“I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Elkridge We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.
“We defeated them yesterday. God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, those who are staying in Westminster and Hogewash! have thrown these mercenaries in a crematorium.”
No, you don’t jump through hoops for us, William. You dance!
It’s as if you’re a morbidly obese Jennifer Beals and we’re the only hope you have left of escaping the horrid and dark Pittsburgh steel mill that’s slowly crushing your will to live. So you get up bright and early every day, showing us some shoulder and leg to entice us, and you dance!
And you know what, William? You’re always going to dance for us, night and day, until we finally tire of the sideshow.
Face it, you need us. Because we’re all that you have left. We’re the only people left that will have anything at all to do with you. If you had any self-awareness at all, that would hurt.
a guy is totally ruining any semblance of jurisprudence by going against the tremendous tide of time worn judicial wisdom by refusing all day long to use the heavily adjudicated defensive right to remain silent,(granted I’m no Oliver Wendall Jones, nor was I a minor aide in the PR department for the NIH), so what the hell do I know with my decades of experience watching meltdowns, individuals beclowned all over the internet to be shared with all future clowns on the left and a few on the right.
What a legacy some leave behind for their piers and family to access.
The strange thing is the fact that these delusions of intelligence, is poor fitting clothes actually think the scored points when in the sad reality is that the system is designed really to protect the rights of all against the rights of the one. They mistake denials as victories when its judicial restraint to prevent total enslavement of freedoms to one branch of government
Really all I think is these guys are more or less freedom vandals like occupy – they are under NO delusions that anything they are doing is right – they feel that throwing bricks through the private lives of others is some kind of low level guttural response to the emptiness of their lives
91 tweets in 14 hours not counting how many replies – one every 10 or less minutes for FOURTEEN HOURS – adding in 20 or 30 replies 120 replies lowering to one every 7 minutes
average 10 words – 1200 word essay with at least 2 dozen screen captures
estimated November Trial Date looming – call it 100 days from now – 120,000 plus words and 100 to 200 pages of meaningless and self impeaching screen caps
In my opinion, he actually knows that he’s slamming the car door on his dick for our amusement. And I think in some deep, dark recess of his soul, William also knows that it isn’t going to end well for him. But he can’t stop himself.
Let’s assume for a moment that the earth reverses its axis, Bill wins, and this place gets shut down. It’ll never happen, but let’s pretend.
As EPWJ noted, St. William of the Holy Trailer Park spent fourteen whole hours here today. If I were a wagering man, I’d bet that John was only here for about 20 minutes, and it’s his blog!
How do you suppose he’s going to fill that time once we’re gone? Decent society won’t have anything t do with him that doesn’t involve general scorn and well-deserved outrage.
Sure, he might try losing himself in re-runs of Three’s Company, but he’ll realize soon enough that the kids at the Regal Beagle aren’t going to accept him, either. It will be, on the outside, three weeks before he starts shopping for a sturdier shower curtain rod.
Riddle me this. Do you honestly believe that anyone would miss him? I know he thinks that he’s the Skipper to Kimberlin’s Gilligan, but he gets so manic that he forgets just how quickly Gilligan let the island after he abandoned his initial lawsuit against the Internet.
He mercifully had the peace order violations against him dropped, and he came back. And he’ll come back after he loses this round, too. He’s in a place where he can’t go a full day without hearing the ominous crunch of the car door hitting him where he used to live. It no longer matters how much damage he inflicts on himself. If you offered him a thousand dollars to go a full day without mentioning this place, he wouldn’t make to 5 PM without howling about the Hogeists.
He’ll keep coming back because he’s got nowhere else to go.
Yes, your name is out there, along with a couple dozen aliases & transparent pseudonyms, 30 or so various abandoned blogs and about 50 Twitter handles (not counting radio stations).
And most of those posts were responses to one of your nearly NINETY TWEETS. You did absolutely nothing, according to your twitter TL, other than tweet things aimed at this blog. And then you complain when a group of people respond?
As I mentioned above, William can’t not engage. It’s the only thing left that keeps him going, day in and day out. Had he decided to keep his own counsel (which would be the smart thing to do,) this post would have had perhaps a third of the comments that it does.
I guarantee you that if there were a day where Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, World Famous Ass Man, Celebrated Gay Pornography Enthusiast, Two-Time Cuckold Champion (Heavyweight Division) and Nutless Coward Bill Schmalfeld wasn’t mentioned at all, a feldtdown would immediately commence in the hope of provoking something.
The man who hasn’t left the trailer in a month – and whose only interaction with the outside world is this blog – is somehow expert on “the real world?”
Because I’m under your bed. BOO! Oh, and because you’re here fourteen hours a day.
Now run along and hide under your judge’s skirts, William. She hasn’t heard from you in a half hour. She might worry that you’ve choked on your own stupid.
It’s what he’s always done. All that invective he spews was what hurt his little feelings when someone from his past said it to him.
I suspect that’s been his entire life.
I mean, seriously – Bill Schmalfeldt posts on the internet, so that no one can ever forget, that he’s been repeatedly cuckolded. If that’s what he wants everyone to know about himself… well, it speaks volumes about his “accomplishments.”
If only reality bent to his perception of it, then he might be able to afford the double-wide tornado magnet.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490661914498719744
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s an outstanding analogy, Young William. Simply marvelous.
I suppose lawyers are given to posting poppyhead drawings of one another on Twitter as well then.
Oliver Wendell Jones strikes again!
That should read “poopyhead”
I actually think Bill is actually starting to believe this “I’m a lawyer” nonsense. And i guess that he is, in the same way that a six year old who ties a beach towel around his neck and jumps off the roof is Superman.
But the child has enough self-awareness to more immediately understand his folly..
I rather liked “poppyhead” – it has a certain winsome sweetness to it that relieves the dreariness of most of Schmalfeldt’s discourse.
Why yes that is how lawyers communicate, reduces the risk of misunderstandings.
There should be nothing wrong with defining the proper means of communication. It vastly reduces the opportunity for mischief. Which is kind of the point. When two parties have a great deal of animosity toward each other, the temptation toward mischief is rather high.
No “the spam catcher ate it” or “I sent the e-mail, I don’t know why he didn’t get it” or “Smoke signals are a perfectly valid means of communications. Look, I even have proof I sent them with this picture. It’s date stamped, I was well within my limits.” Or, “we discussed this on the phone, of course we didn’t record it, that would be wire tapping,” etc. With a receipt, you have proof that you at least sent SOMETHING, which also offers some protections for the sender. The receiver has a signed document, which makes it difficult for the sender to claim he sent something different. A letter would be something a relatively difficult to alter, at least relative to an e-mail, a physical record, a document that came with a government provided date stamp, and a means of actually signing in a way that the courts would recognize. It is certainly better.
Nice try though. Truly. I mean it.
Lawyers designate the means of. Immunization all the time. Given BS’s history regarding the Internet, I viewed WJJH’s requests about communications as a kindness. It is harder to get into mischief when you have to print and mail versus hitting send.
Freaking autocorrect. “means of communication,” not immunization. Gave me a good laugh, though.
Either way works.
What an idiot.
So being a pro se makes Bill a Lawyer? Sure, why not… being a crackpot with a website makes him a journalist, faildoxing people makes him an investigative journalist, and getting banned from the daily kook makes him a “well-respected, retired journalist.” Why wouldn’t he now be an attorney now that he is pro se…
Speaking of the whole lawyer thing, words have certain meanings in the legal sense. For example, “vexatious” does not describe the gopher who is eating your carrots, or the efforts of a harassment victim to stop the harassment.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490661249466650624
Now there’s the ACME Law legal savvy we’ve all come to know and love.
Then, we’ll find out if he made sure to also include the blog comments that almost all got consigned to the trash side of Hogewash’s moderation queue.
Say, you don’t suppose they’re STILL IN the trash pile, do you? Where they could be easily retrieved by our Gracious Host and reviewed for “threats” and “harsh words?” That would be an interesting development.
And why would Mister Mayo be concerned about threats, anyway? It’s a long established fact that he doesn’t make threats.
He makes PROMISES.
PROMISES that he just cannot seem to keep! THREATS that he just cannot seem to carry out!
But we all know one thing about the Elkridge Horror.
He’s a crybaby, a SNITCH, a cuckolded caricature of a real man, a convicted harasser, a pathetic little coward who delights in terrorizing innocent people and then whimpering about his unproven medical conditions as an excuse for his felonious and despicable conduct.
Please Bill, please!
Dare to ride the dragon on high!
Bingo!
Always has been, always will be.
Cousin Roy G. Schmalfeldt
(Hi, Cousin Bill!)
No, it’s not stolen. BS has helpfully explained that something like this is “fair use transformative parody.” I left out the epithets from the quotation.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490823880291131392
“using the stolen image of my face”
Said the EXPERT on stealing, also it has to be of value – just sayin
Certified Adjudicated Serial Harasser continues to not remain silent to the wonderment of several agencies and court districts
In case anybody needs another reason to call him “Baghdad Bill”:
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490660644593885187
His capacity for lying is limitless.
I missed that story. Is there documentation of it?
Yes, check last night’s final post on this blog. Comment section..
Here you go.
http://knotmywisconsin.wordpress.com/2013/03/01/meet-bill-schmalfeldt/
Does anyone have the videos where he’s ripping up Hoge’s court papers, or where he’s peeing on the Knot’s Christmas card?
Here is WJJH’s reporting in it:
http://hogewash.com/2013/10/02/prevarication-du-jour/
I think it’s very important to remember that was the state of BS’s reputation BEFORE he ever heard of Walker, McCain or Hoge. If you go to the McCain link, BS ADMITS he threatened the woman, while he denied it last night on his Twitter feed.
http://theothermccain.com/2013/10/02/bill-schmalfeldt-ethics/
BS’s own tweets.
http://i2.wp.com/1.bp.blogspot.com/-5nYYYu94zeg/Uky8f_S_fWI/AAAAAAAAQ00/bTT_GFtWELk/s1600/Bill_Schmalfeldt_Ethics_1.JPG
Bill Schmalfeldt’s capacity for shamelessness is unlimited. His capacity for lying is limited by a number of factors including his lack of intellect, his poor grasp of the English language, his vocabulary, his lack of social and self-awareness, his reputation for mendacity and, his lack of imagination.
Its like he is daring several jurisdiction’s to come and get him
““Now . . . you’re going to wind up being the Monica Lewinsky for Jeremy’s Bill Clinton unless you start telling the truth and start telling it quick. I’m done fucking around, and I am not going away. You’ve already had “the media’s” interest in this case explained to you. Now, do you wanna play dumb and lose your kids? Or do you wanna play smart and keep what you got? I am not making any threats. I am just trying to help you avoid a shit storm for some giggling fuck who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about you. Do you really want to be dragged through the mud for THIS giggling shitwit. I’ll wait to hear from you. But I send what I have … EVERYTHING … to the Wisconsin Media tomorrow.”
Egads! That doesn’t sound like any journalism I’ve ever read. If it’s journalism, the idea that he’d give his story away makes it exceptionally incompetent. Nor am I aware of a journalist who would use at least four profanities in one paragraph when dealing with a prospective source.
On the other hand, it DOES sound a lot like extortion. Does anybody happen to know what the statute of limitations is for that in Wisconsin?
Oh, look! A non-denial denial!
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490869039594737665
Dear Total Stranger With Children,
NOW TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW OR YOUR KIDS GET IT!!! I’M DONE F*CKING AROUND!!! I’M NOT GOING AWAY!!!
DOOOOOM CLOCK!!! ELEVENTY!!1!!1!
I’m not threatening you. I’m just trying to help you.
Be well. Aloha.
Love,
The Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt
Bill Schmalfeldt is a freaking sociopath.
McCain quoted Cabin Boy admitting he threatened the woman. I don’t need to believe McCain; I just have to verify the quote is accurate.
Which I have.
In his own words, the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt admits that his attempt to SCARE someone into telling the truth (by threatening to take a woman’s children away from her) is one of his “investigative reporting” tricks.
I’d wager it was only a matter of time (or, the wrong response), before Baghdad Blob opted to employ more of his “investigative-reporting tricks” by contacting numerous Alphabet Agencies spewing falsehoods regarding this poor woman and her children — JUST as he did with the poor Stranahan family when they refused to answer questions to satisfy his morbid curiosity and his stalking, harassing ways?
And, he dares to call himself a “journalist.” What a sick freak.
Speaking of which, he STILL hasn’t explained why he never called CPS on his Master when he found out Kimby had a convicted Pedo living with his young daughters in the basement. I guess it’s OK with Bill for a convicted Pedo to live in close proximity to someones young daughters as long as that someone tells him “Good Boy” every once in a while.
All pedos are equal, but some pedos are more equal than others?
Bunny Boy didn’t appear to have an issue with Gillette living in close proximity to young girls either — being as the convicted CP freak didn’t have “enough” child porn in his possession, or some “moral equivalency” crap like that.
These sick freaks somehow do manage to all find each other, and hang around and support each other, don’t they? *smh*
I would say that he has the soul is a pervert, but it’s hardly clear that he has a soul at all.
Is there any reason to think the multiple-times-adjudicated-harasser-in-multiple-states, Bill Schmalfeldt, didn’t do all in his pathetic power to interfere with the custody of that innocent bystander’s totally innocent children?
I mean, the admitted repeatedly cuckolded (who knows for sure how many times? Certainly not Bill Schmalfeldt!!), and admittedly untrustworthy due to his admitted dementia, William M. Schmalfeldt, does have a track record of attempting such things. Lucky for those children he’s such a #failure.
Often times it simply takes one, bogus phone call to a CPS agency to prompt them to start crawling into every crevice of someone’s life, and the lives of their children and family.
It is an evil act beyond all explanation to mess with a family in that manner.
The Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt boasts of such activity being in his “investigative reporting” bag of tricks.
Bill Schmalfeldt is an evil, evil creature.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490873396138618880
Wasn’t it just yesterday that Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, World Famous Ass Man, Celebrated Gay Pornography Enthusiast and Two-Time Cuckold Champion (Heavyweight Division) Bill Schmalfeld got all capsy about how there will be no settlement?
It would appear to me that would render any attempt ADR moot.
Why, yes. Yes, it was.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490517180501327872
There really are multiple voices in William’s head, aren’t there?
“The best way to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt, is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt.”
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490866903338856449
Since Bill’s health is a central part of his counterclaim, one supposes that will be thoroughly and very publicly documented soon.
I hadn’t actually considered this before, but is possible that the counterclaim is actually performance art? It was one of the most thoroughly entertaining things I’ve ever read, and I still giggle when I think about it, but it can’t actually be serious, can it? Who would do that to themselves?
Face it Mr Schmalfeldt. You only give folks extra reasons to recall the Kos anal rape fantasy, and the ridiculous demands which you now claim were journalism. Anal Rape Fantasy Author, Cyberstalker, Friend of Serial Bomber, Adjudicated Harasser… These are the kinder things which are said about you. The Hoge/Walker/Stranahan stuff has only made your reputation more widespread. It just gave more people reason to write about you.
I vaguely remember him writing about his firing from Examiner. com, where he explained that his style of journalism was to make himself a central part of the story.
Well, Bill’s the central part of a story now, and he can’t stop whimpering about it.
Maybe he just wasn’t cut out for journalism.
Making self a central part of the story = unethical under society of professional journalism’s code – and that of every other accredited school of journalism, major network and mainstream print news outlet.
Ahhhhhhh! Right on schedule!
Ace ACME “lawyer” starts trolling for ANY fact that he can use in his defense as he begins to realize what a terrible hole he has dug for himself. Painted himself into a corner, did he?
Fear pee having soaked his Depends, it is now running onto the floor and out underneath his decrepite trailer necessitating yet another Howard County Hazardous Materials Cleanup effort.
Quick, Bill, grab the mayo and hot dogs! Head for that “special room” where you can plot your legal strategy with your fishing equipment (“Oh, Bobbers! Does that feel good, Sweetie?!”). It’s that warm, dark, dank and sweaty palmed place! (“Oh, the mayo helps make it so slick, Bobbers”).
“Wait! I’m soaked! Where’s the Depends?”
Dare to ride the Dragon on high, Bill.
‘Fraid?
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490890226202849280
Which stage of grief for a dying case does fake outrage fall under?
It might be pointed out that the vulgar and foolish BS himself first used “fear pee” in insults directed at others, and to describe his own condition. Indeed, he finds someone stooping to his level highly objectionable and unsporting.
Pardon me if I doubt that he’s really offended, given that this is the man who told Dee to drink poison and calls women “c*m gargling tw*ts.”
Respected Retired Journalist thinks that user comments represent the editorial policy of a blog. So, that means that his blog doesn’t have an editorial policy, doesn’t it?
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490888072649654273
Quite different from “BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO SETTLEMENT,” innit?
There are a few possibilities that could explain the discrepancies in positions over he last 24 hours;
A) Schizophrenia
B) Massive short-term memory loss
C) Anger and impulse control issues
D) Good, old-fashioned lying.
E) Ignorance of just about everything.
F) Panic.
Why do I have a feeling that William will lose, and go on to appeal based on incompetent representation?
He posted that while he posted this:
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490517180501327872
And then:
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490887473388871680
Those are all mutually exclusive Bill.
How many of those voices inside your head are typing?
Woah brah I am going with G) Señor Neckroll is doing all the above and looking for attention because he is a bored lonely old man with no friends . Seriously brah, stick to the cash drawers. Never go for the vault.
Certified adjudicated serial harasser still defies the sound logic of remaining silent
He has the right to remain silent, but lacks the wisdom to do so.
How very sad.
Since no one is talking with Fatboi, he just make up sh*t to make himself feel better…I didn’t think idiots could talk with themselves!
So Bill is still lying:
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490868567093821440
You threatened a woman that she could lose her kids. You even admitted it. The fact that you called CPS on Stranahans proves that you are slimy enough to do it.
You threatened her, be a man and admit it.
So now he’s Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, World Famous Ass Man, Celebrated Gay Pornography Enthusiast, Two-Time Cuckold Champion (Heavyweight Division) and Nutless Coward Bill Schmalfeld!
Confession,dear boy. It’s good for the soul.
It is a delight to see how agile he can be for a fat man. Although, I was given to believe that those people were supposed to be jolly.
However, if you look at what he actually wrote to that woman, he obviously expected her to believe that he would initiate a process that would end with her children being taken away. Whether he actually planned to follow through is immaterial, both civilly and criminally.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490904687843885057
I don’t know about anybody else, but I’m solely discussing your comical counterclaim, William. I do hope that goes to trial.
Bill, nobody here is discussing the case. What happens, happens. All we are doing is documenting all of your lies and unprofessional conduct.
Kinda like “Bill Schmalfeldt’s Greatest Hits”.
Hmmm. I wonder what a search of Google cache will turn up? I bet all of his old blogs (they are many for they are legion) are still recoverable.
Oh, the wondrous things I suspect that we’ll learn about William’s “reputation” there! The rants, the threats, the demands and self-important proclamations. I do wonder how far back those go?
Journalism, you know.
No one ever discusses Hoge’s claims because they don’t want to inadvertently give aid to BS, but BS is always begging that someone comment on it.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490905825582407681
But don’t ANYONE at ANYTIME mention his Parkinson’s.
‘Cause that would be wrong.
Takes one to know one, right, William?
I’m actually coming to the honest opinion that Schmalfeldt is a lunatic. A certifiable maniac. He publicly displays delusions of both grandeur and persecution, which you don’t see every day. More disturbing is that those with mental illness often try to hide the symptoms from those around them. Mr. Bigs actually glories in his in front of anyone that will watch.
While I find that endlessly entertaining, poor Gail must find it incredibly disturbing. And I would imagine that his long-suffering physician has just given up in the hopes that it gets him out of the office quickly.
NOR MENTION that due to years worth of the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt’s very own words, actions, and behaviors — that the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt presents himself as a complete and utter sociopath.
Do that… and, a certain Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser finds it necessary to threaten to use lawfare against those expressing a very well-founded opinion.
INTERESTING FACT OF THE DAY:
“Can’t explain why Bill is an idiot”
is equal to
“Won’t explain why Bill is an idiot.”
But take heart! Whether you “can’t” or “won’t,” he’s still an idiot.
It no.longer requires explanation.
The only thing needed to call Bill Scmaldfelt an idiot, is to quote Bill Schmalfeldt.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490935668206358528
You keep telling yourself that, Captain Condiment.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490935668206358528
Oh, I don’t think you will, Mr. Bigs. If what I think is in store you for you comes to pass, I don’t think you’ll enjoy it at all.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490939588727152640
Don’t stop believing, William. It’s done you so much good so far.
Copyright case (read: Hogewash! blog).
Fatboi likes to “make believe” a reality of his own choosing…the Acme reality!
Oh, I don’t think you will, Mr. Bigs. If what I think is in store you for you comes to pass, I don’t think you’ll enjoy it at all.
But what a psychopathic thing to say. Bill, you have no idea how he is. He could be a homeless guy posting outside the Fargo, N.D. Starbucks, or he could be Ken White, or some nasty Republican with a lot of money and time and a worse attitude than you. It could be a close relative of the woman you threatened with even more money, more free time and an even worse attitude. But how can you be so sure that he is someone you want to oppose? Are you that narcissistic that you believe you are invincible?
Yet another demonstration of Bill’s state of “mind”.
Fear causes hesitation, hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true, Brah.
God help me, but I’m seriously considering travelling all the way to Maryland, with all the tediousness that entails, just to see this counterclaim trial. Seeing William being almost sexually humiliated in public, with absolutely no escape available to him, will be worth all the trouble and more!
“All we have is fun!” Father Paul of the First Church of Krendler
The most joyous part is going to be watching William do his “I’m a helpless old cripple” routine, and watching his face as some of his more belligerent “journalism” is read back to him. In all likelihood, you’ll have a majority female jury, which will make seeing some of the exhibits I assume will be entered hysterical.
I’m fairly confident that he’s not the only one with “boxes” of material. I also assume that there will be limitless affidavits and “character” witnesses.
Indeed, “All we have is fun.”
Oh, and what happened to two-thirds of the Internet being added to the Second Amended Counterclaim?
I’ve found it is much more effective to put the Cabin Boy™ on the stand and have him read his own words.
It would be fun to get a crowd in there and if anyone asks who we are everyone tells them “Krendler”.
So won’t the real Paul Krendler
Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up.
Won’t the real Paul Krendler
Please stand up,
Please stand up,
Please stand up.
“No, your Honor, I’m not Paul Krendler. I’m Spartacus.”
KRENDLER IS SLIM SHADY!!!
“I just settled all my lawsuits…
!@#! YOU, BILLY!”
I wish I could like the above comment 500 times!
hahahaha I knew it! ;
Go call you a lawyer
File you a lawsuit, I’ll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I’m tired of all you
I don’t mean to be mean but it’s all I can be, it’s just me
And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn’t, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, everyday I am
“All of that paper and ink is coming out of YOUR DEPENDS allowance. DO NOT touch my booze and penicillin money!!”
Why would the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt’s thoughts go immediately to violence? Could it have anything to do with the actions of those he considers “excellent” friends, and their fondness for violence? Or, is he simply conjuring up the memories he holds so dear of ALL of those bar fights he found himself engaged in as a teenager? *smh*
Paul Krendler has NEVER threatened, nor spoken, of violence from what I’ve seen.
Sweaty-palmed, happy place time again, Blob? *gack*
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490940660263178240
No Bill, nobody here has ever wished to cause you any physical harm, ever. You’re the one with the violent (and false) fantasies. We do, however, very much enjoy the Schmaldenfreude of laughing at you when you step on your crank, open the door into your face or crap you diapers during another Feldtdown.
We aren’t laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
“Schmaldenfreude!” I love that with all of my black little heart!
John, you’ve had him on the stand before and he still filed his counterclaim he way he did?
You hypnotized him, didn’t you? He can’t possibly be so ignorant of his own life experience to have done this of his own free will?
On the other hand, Paul’s cartoon William at the stove makes so much more sense now.
Does he have a life? At all? I mean, he’s copying and commenting on every comment here! It’s ludicrous!
Go sit out on your porch and smell some fresh air! let your dogs run around your feet! For pity’s sake, you have no perspective left!
Here is one of his tweets that describes his life very well:
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/488803218994892801
In his sad, pathetic world, if you don’t have a blog or a twitter handle, you have nothing. The idea that we should get up from the computer and live our lives is a totally foreign concept to him. (Or that we have other places on the internet we would go)
No offense John, but if you shut down your blog tomorrow, it wouldn’t matter a bit in the grand scheme of my life. Actually, my wife would probably send you a thank you note, considering the length of the “honey-do” list she has for me.
Looking for some attention brah?
http://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490941021878890497
What worries does Brett Kimberlin have? If we are to take his own accounts at face value, he is a pariah in his neighborhood, his daughter was pariah at her old school, and, judging by his having a body guard, he lives in fear of being assassinated by one of those neighbors. As you draw more and more publicity to your yourself, it would seem self-evident that your fellow park members will form the same opinion of Brett Kimberlin that his neighbors have.
In case you forgot, you seem to have admitted inviting Brett Kimberlin into your neighborhood. I doubt that will go over well in your trailer park. But, you don’t have anything to worry about. Go ahead and keep telling yourself you have nothing to worry about. Brett Kimberlin has an elaborate home security system, and, an armed bodyguard. You have a semi-automatic weapon.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490941021878890497
Your utter lack of understanding about how trials works is what keeps me coming back, William. It’s ever so precious.
You really don’t get it, do you?
Poor, poor Gail.
So Bill is saying that Hoge can’t prove Bill’s allegations? Why would Hoge want to prove Bill’s allegations? Not that he has to, ’cause that’s not how trials in this country work, but I’d think Hoge would be producing evidence to disprove Bill’s claims.
And yes, I know what Bill thinks he’s really saying. But it’s so much fun to play with Word Crimes (a great new Weird Al video, by the way), and yet more reasons why Twitter isn’t the best place to try one’s legal cases.
Allegation: noun
a claim or assertion that someone has done something illegal or wrong, typically one made WITHOUT proof.
If he really has proof why use the word ALLEGATION?
You have already admitted to Hoge’s Allegations, he has to prove nothing. You have to prove fair use as a defense. You need a lawyer worse than my dog needs a bone.
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What I find funny is that he has the balls to still call himself a journalist. I have more national awards to my endeavors than he’s even contemplated. He has no concept of journalism.
Admittedly a whole lot of the MSM has a similar lack of professionalism.
CB was a gubment journalist. They’re all told of their greatness.
BS is a stalking horse for BK. Note that BK used the fact of the attempted mediation in the case with BS as a talking point in his discussion of the RICO case.
Game playing with the fat, useless punk should stop.
Set phasers on ignore.
And then, he really would melt down. I can see the You Tube video now.
*Cringe*
I completely agree with phaser setting.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490941021878890497
I cannot put into words how my heart leaps at the possibility that you may actually believe that, Inspector Ignorance.
Why haven’t you tracked me down yet with all your mad doxination skillz, Ambassador Asswipe?
Why hasn’t Hoge folded yet and thrown me under the bus, O Duke of Depends?
Why haven’t I expressed an iota of fear, or even annoyance at the prospect of being identified, Archduke AnalFetish?
Because you’re gonna find me, and pay all the fees, and do all the work, and when you finally see that name…
You’re gonna crap your pants.
And then you will be faced with one of two choices:
1. Abject humiliation at your own hands; or
2. Delivery of service, followed by a nice trip to Maryland for me, a meeting at the courthouse where I proceed to Drink. Your. Milkshake. I DRINK IT UP!! And then, finally, at my hands, the inevitable abject humiliation for you.
Recall your own words, Freddy Fro-Yo: “What happens to you now is entirely your own doing.”
You fucked up, Wizard of Worthlessness.
Two different routes to the same destination. Have a great trip.
Be well. Have a great day. Aloha, you stinking waste of carbon.
This is gonna be good…
Fatboi is in rare form today, being a weekend and all…
He just spoke to the clerk of the court. S.L.I.M.E.
…Yes very good. He hasn’t a clue. Mwahahahahaha I like it.
I would have to note that Bill Schmalfeldt has captured a considerable amount of carbon.
And when William does know who Paul is, he’ll no doubt utter a plethora of idiotically libellous things, allowing Paul to file suit in his home jurisdiction and forcing William there to respond.
I sense that being Bill Schmalfeldt is going to get a great deal more expensive and stressful than he ever thought it could be.
Oh, well. It’s not like there wasn’t a shortage of warnings sent his way.
My. All-Time. Favorite. Hogewash! Blog. Comment. EVAH!
That is hilarious, given that all Cabin Boy’s previous attempts to prove anything in court has only resulted in laughter.
I suppose Maryland isn’t *that* far away for someone who routinely commutes between Las Vegas and Miami.
Ah, so it’s going to happen on a day that ends in “y.”
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490870073930694658
Nice to know that Bill thinks post-grad theses are easier grocery lists. Wonder why he never wrote one, what with them being so easy and all.
“easier than grocery lists”, PIMF
“Oafs who lie under oath” — like his buddy Kimberlin?
(And when has anyone he’s attacked lied under oath? Project much, Cabin Boy?)
BS admits that his Twitter friends are cowards?: harada_no_hime, xcitizen10, whoisnumbernone, xenophon, breitbartunmasked, etc.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490979491116634112
How would you know if they are using “phony names”?
Is this another example of Schmalfeldtian “logic”?
Failded Dox’ing 101 of poor Bwilly. He’s flinging poop again to see what sticks. Old tactic of his. Looks like he was busy refreshing this blog every 2 seconds this weekend,meanwhile the rest of us with lives where off enjoying our families and friends again.
Don’t you people get it? If you use a nickname or a pseudonym you are a coward. If you threaten a completely innocent woman on the internet with losing her children you are an “intrepid investigating reporter”.
Bill, your pathetic bloviating is giving me gas, why don’t you run away with you tail between your legs, like you do every nite, a little early? Give everybody a break.
Yeah. I can’t imagine why people would want to use nicknames or pseudonyms on social media.
It’s not like there are any Deranged Cyberstalkers and Adjudicated Harassers running around on the intertoobz behaving like creeptastic cyberfreaks — d0xing and threatening and harassing and stalking women and children and others who wish to remain anonymous and keep their personal information to themselves.
/sarc
Poor, poor Gail. By the time Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, World Famous Ass Man, Celebrated Gay Pornography Enthusiast, Two-Time Cuckold Champion (Heavyweight Division) and Nutless Coward Bill Schmalfeld’s finally finished, she’ll have nothing left.
I doubt that William has bothered to set aside the money to pay costs in this case, let alone prepare for what I assume will come after.
Worse, William thinks that having his assets in Gail’s name protects them. It doesn’t.
Poor, poor Gail.
Assets..
LULZ!!!
I don’t know what stage of PD makes you an A-Hole. I am just looking forward to his final stage.
I think we all are, Howard!
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490989450986799105
Really, Matthew? Do tell.
Poor, poor Gail.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490992080148131840
Haven’t you practiced some of your “journalism” under the name Matthew Lillifeldt, or something along those lines. Better still, haven’t you written about yourself under that name?
Poor, poor Gail. I’m going to feel terribly for her.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490993200551583745
I’m not referring to the copyright case. I never have.
Poor, poor Gail…
Lester Klemper.
Howard County Liberal.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490993517397684225
And that’s where the fun starts! I don’t personally know enough about U.S copyright law to comment, either way. But I have read your glorious counterclaim, in which you managed to misspell your own name. And what you have to demonstrate is so contrary to years of evidence to the contrary, that you’re going to twist in the wind.
And after that case is disposed of, I have a feeling that things are going to get really bad for you.
Poor, poor Gail. I’m sure that she’s a nice woman and doesn’t deserve what you’re going to do to her life.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490994596340457472
Now I absolutely have to see this in person.
Poor, poor Gail.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490989450986799105
You know what’s worse? Deleting EVERYTHING YOU WRITE on a regular basis. Now that’s the worst kind of cowardice. It makes you look like you’re hiding something, or are ashamed of what you wrote.
Oh, and threatening innocent women. That’s really, really cowardly too.
He does seem to have any number of things that need hiding. The second part of this farce is about his reputation and character, after all.
If you think watching him dance on Twitter is fun, wait until he gets on a witnes stand.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490995733466603520
You misunderstand, William. I feel terrible for your wife. No sarcasm, no joke.
Yeah, cause Bill never wrote horrible lies about Lee’s wife, never faildoxed someone, again, and decided that photoshopping a picture of the man’s wife on a giant cactus penis was JORNULISM!@!!! Never wrote a vile, disgusting story about our host and dragged his wife into it. Oh no Bill let’s not bring wives into shall we? You started it. You decided to attack people’s wives and families unprovoked, but now you whine like a baby when someone mentions yours. Here’s a deal for you. You write a personal apology to every wife you insulted, publish them, and NEVER delete them. Then maybe people will leave yours out of it. Until then you are nothing but a lying hypocrite as usual.
And lying goes to character, does it not?
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490997475340058624
A hell of a lot more than Kimberlin will spend for you. Instead he sits in the back of the courtroom and laughs at you.
What’s that like having your only “friend” in the courtroom laughing at you?
I’m going to take the liberty, and speak for the majority of commenters here on Hogewash!…
We don’t need the Gentle Host of this blog to protect us — from ANYthing. To begin with — there is nothing to be protected from.
If the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt had the “goods” on any one of us with regard to libelous statements posted in the comment sections of Hogewash! — does anyone believe the blathering Blob wouldn’t have vomited the “proof” all over his joke of a blog and his Twitter timeline by now?
I’d wager the majority of us, if not all of us, are perfectly capable of taking care of, and protecting, ourselves… especially against NOTHING.
*pfft*
For quite a few of us that vary scenario has been acted out and his revelations have been shown to have the strength and resilience of wet bran muffins.
I continue to believe that his track record off into the future will continue to be naught over bumpty squat.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490997054907219968
Will this happen in your 63rd or 64th Amended Counterclaim, William?
Moreover, IP addresses are mostly usesless, and you’re not going to have the time, energy or money to pursue them once this gets rolling.
Will you look at that? No fewer than four unsecured network connections connections in the immediate vicinity of where I am right now!
Then there are anonymizers. Do you suppose that your precious federal judge is going to spend days, weeks or months going down the rabbit hole of IPs from the middle of the Indian Ocean, William?
Then there’s the possibility that a number of commenters aren’t subject to the authority of your judge at all. That number might be zero, or it might be 90%.
How much would you like to spend finding out?
If a non-American internet provider received a request for customer information from a U.S court in a criminal case, they would play ball, assuming that the crime also falls under that country’s criminal statutes. That’s how MegaUpload went down, although it’s far from certain that that case survives the present challenge in New Zealand.
But in a foreign civil counterclaim? I don’t think so, even with a judge’s signature. Why do you suppose that all of those online poker sites continue to operate, William.
However, the internet provider’s legal department, in the course of their due diligence, would most assuredly google the name “Bill Schmalfeldt.”
Whatever do you think would happen then?
That is but one of the benefits of poisoning your own well with your conduct, William.
I dunno… that sounds like a threat, possibly extortion.
Over/under on Cabin Boy declaring he doesn’t issue threats?
Or was that yesterday’s li
ne?https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/490997054907219968
Allow this to be a formal request of Bill Schmalfeldt to please alert me to any alleged libelous statements I have made on this blog and, after due diligence, if the comment is deemed to be libelous, I will ask the owner of this blog to remove the comment and in its place I will write a sincere apology.
This is not a joke. This is a formal request.
Truth and quotes from your meltdowns do not equal libel you bucket of sludge.
Neither do:
Insults.
Taunts.
Name calling.
Hate.
All of which the Deranged Cyberstalker and Adjudicated Harasser Bill Schmalfeldt has accused comments on Hogewash! of being.
After REPEATEDLY being asked to post proof of LIBEL…
*crickets*
I second that, although I presume that our host removes anything he deems libelous, or too revealing of his legal strategy on his own.
Of that I have no doubt. But it is worth asking Bill to post his examples in order to prove he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
Again with all the namecalling Bill. I thought you wanted it to stop. Shouldn’t you lead by example?
And what’s with the Native American speak? Are you making fun of how they talk? Sounds kind of racist to me.
A “tinge” of Native American?
Bingo. Liar, hypocrite, misogynist and now possibly racist? What a guy.
I don’t think it’s Native American speak.
I think when he gets mad he turns into a cowardly yellow version of the Incredible Hulk, except less articulate.
Chief Heap Big Dumb Ass.
And once again Bill is asked to provide proof of libel on this blog, and he disappears.
William’s having another of his “above it all” moments. Or he’s having his nappy changed.
10 PM in the trailer park. Time for the Inspector to be changed and put down. The streets in Balmer heat up by 11 PM. Just in time.
BS wants it both ways: On the one hand, he screams “defamation,” etc., about the comments on this blog. On the other hand, he finds the “hate” amusing:
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491005124655845377
IIRC he falls back on the “they-hate-me-but-don’t-know-me” rant just before he trots out his “they-are-killing-me” rant.
I don’t know Charles Manson, and he has done me no harm.
Yeah. Not a fan.
That goes for pretty much any sociopath who gets their kicks by harming good and decent people in a plethora of different ways.
And, no. I’m not calling the Blob Charles Manson — Manson is simply the first sociopath who popped into my head.
So, nope. Still no LIBEL.
But would you be overly surprised if William suddenly carved a swastika in his forehead and started muttering about taking out the piggies?
And is that your final answer?
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491027498629857280
Do say hello for us, won’t you, William? I’m sure that she’s thrilled to pieces to be hearing from you every other day.
BS does not seem to understand litigation. First, he requested a jury trial, so the judge does not make a determination of guilt, despite his inappropriate ex parte correspondence. Second, in both civil and criminal cases, you have to produce what you have during discovery. This is not a Star Chamber proceeding.
Blob seems to be operating under the delusion that “ex parte” is Latin for “Whassamatter, snookums? Tell Mommy what’s bothering you.”
I can’t resist any further. This is my official prediction of what William’s Twitter feed will look like for the next four months.
“There are no Lickspittle infidels in Elkridge. Never!
“They tried to bring a small number of vexatious lawsuits and peace orders in through the District Court but they were surrounded and most of their infidels had their throats cut.
“We made them drink poison last night [Sunday] and Bill Schmalfeldt’s soldiers and his great forces gave the Hogeists a lesson which will not be forgotten by history. Truly.
“On this occasion, I am not going to mention the number of the infidels who were doxed and the number of destroyed motions. The operation continues.
“I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Elkridge We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.
“We defeated them yesterday. God willing, I will provide you with more information. I swear by God, I swear by God, those who are staying in Westminster and Hogewash! have thrown these mercenaries in a crematorium.”
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491027843288424448
Mohammed Saeed al-Schmalfeldt is promising surprises!
I hope it’s a pony!
Daddy issues.
^ Glass coffee table game?
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491027640711917568
No, you don’t jump through hoops for us, William. You dance!
It’s as if you’re a morbidly obese Jennifer Beals and we’re the only hope you have left of escaping the horrid and dark Pittsburgh steel mill that’s slowly crushing your will to live. So you get up bright and early every day, showing us some shoulder and leg to entice us, and you dance!
And you know what, William? You’re always going to dance for us, night and day, until we finally tire of the sideshow.
Face it, you need us. Because we’re all that you have left. We’re the only people left that will have anything at all to do with you. If you had any self-awareness at all, that would hurt.
What a feeling, huh?
I see what you did there.
again a solid day of impeachment by volume,
desperately holding onto a comment by the judge;
a guy is totally ruining any semblance of jurisprudence by going against the tremendous tide of time worn judicial wisdom by refusing all day long to use the heavily adjudicated defensive right to remain silent,(granted I’m no Oliver Wendall Jones, nor was I a minor aide in the PR department for the NIH), so what the hell do I know with my decades of experience watching meltdowns, individuals beclowned all over the internet to be shared with all future clowns on the left and a few on the right.
What a legacy some leave behind for their piers and family to access.
The strange thing is the fact that these delusions of intelligence, is poor fitting clothes actually think the scored points when in the sad reality is that the system is designed really to protect the rights of all against the rights of the one. They mistake denials as victories when its judicial restraint to prevent total enslavement of freedoms to one branch of government
Really all I think is these guys are more or less freedom vandals like occupy – they are under NO delusions that anything they are doing is right – they feel that throwing bricks through the private lives of others is some kind of low level guttural response to the emptiness of their lives
the strange thing is the fact that – these delusions of intelligence – in poor fitting clothes, actually think they scored points
(pardon the missed keys)
91 tweets in 14 hours not counting how many replies – one every 10 or less minutes for FOURTEEN HOURS – adding in 20 or 30 replies 120 replies lowering to one every 7 minutes
average 10 words – 1200 word essay with at least 2 dozen screen captures
estimated November Trial Date looming – call it 100 days from now – 120,000 plus words and 100 to 200 pages of meaningless and self impeaching screen caps
What could go wrong…
I think I actually understand the silly bastard.
In my opinion, he actually knows that he’s slamming the car door on his dick for our amusement. And I think in some deep, dark recess of his soul, William also knows that it isn’t going to end well for him. But he can’t stop himself.
Let’s assume for a moment that the earth reverses its axis, Bill wins, and this place gets shut down. It’ll never happen, but let’s pretend.
As EPWJ noted, St. William of the Holy Trailer Park spent fourteen whole hours here today. If I were a wagering man, I’d bet that John was only here for about 20 minutes, and it’s his blog!
How do you suppose he’s going to fill that time once we’re gone? Decent society won’t have anything t do with him that doesn’t involve general scorn and well-deserved outrage.
Sure, he might try losing himself in re-runs of Three’s Company, but he’ll realize soon enough that the kids at the Regal Beagle aren’t going to accept him, either. It will be, on the outside, three weeks before he starts shopping for a sturdier shower curtain rod.
Riddle me this. Do you honestly believe that anyone would miss him? I know he thinks that he’s the Skipper to Kimberlin’s Gilligan, but he gets so manic that he forgets just how quickly Gilligan let the island after he abandoned his initial lawsuit against the Internet.
He mercifully had the peace order violations against him dropped, and he came back. And he’ll come back after he loses this round, too. He’s in a place where he can’t go a full day without hearing the ominous crunch of the car door hitting him where he used to live. It no longer matters how much damage he inflicts on himself. If you offered him a thousand dollars to go a full day without mentioning this place, he wouldn’t make to 5 PM without howling about the Hogeists.
He’ll keep coming back because he’s got nowhere else to go.
Oh, Bill. You sad little piggy.
Yes, your name is out there, along with a couple dozen aliases & transparent pseudonyms, 30 or so various abandoned blogs and about 50 Twitter handles (not counting radio stations).
Mine is out there, too.
You just don’t know where to look.
Because you are as sharp as a wooden marble.
Or a spork.
Check it out Bwilly I am replying to myself or am I??
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjwI9Oz0yl0&w=420&h=315%5D
Speaking of being “sharp…”
Worst Internet Detective Eva! Because A+B+C’s Get out the flowcharts.
I thought I was done pointing and laughing a that miserable loser 2 years ago. Thanks for the entertainment, Seaman Slurper. I’m going to miss you.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491209105218883584
And most of those posts were responses to one of your nearly NINETY TWEETS. You did absolutely nothing, according to your twitter TL, other than tweet things aimed at this blog. And then you complain when a group of people respond?
FUG HIM. Hopefully he’ll drop dead soon.
Everyone point and laugh at the big dumb schulb and his failed doxing. Too funny. Nice to see Howard is still leaving rent free.
http://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491228215361282048
Always.
We shall call him, Kunte.
As I mentioned above, William can’t not engage. It’s the only thing left that keeps him going, day in and day out. Had he decided to keep his own counsel (which would be the smart thing to do,) this post would have had perhaps a third of the comments that it does.
I guarantee you that if there were a day where Deranged Cyberstalker, Adjudicated Harasser, World Famous Ass Man, Celebrated Gay Pornography Enthusiast, Two-Time Cuckold Champion (Heavyweight Division) and Nutless Coward Bill Schmalfeld wasn’t mentioned at all, a feldtdown would immediately commence in the hope of provoking something.
It’s a full, healthy way to live.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491205774085873664
Yes, because William was just minding his own business when mean John Hoge yanked him out of his much-desired obscurity.
Except the record doesn’t reflect that, does it, William?
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491226669571506178
Uh, no:
“If you morons would just forget #BrettKimberlin even exists and go about your lives, you would be happier and no one would be investigating.”
That’s you saying that Bill, what did John say about you?
Poor Bill.
His creative geniusness continues to wither away with the rest of his deteriorating mental capacities.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491248884664922112
This is the best mockery you have in you?
Seriously?
Pitiful. Far below your usual standards, hardly worth screencapping, really.
Now, this, on the other hand…
Dammit.
I gotta figure out how to properly post images in comments!
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
http://wp.me/p4z3WM-5e
Link is safe, goes to TMZ
Genius!
Although, it will make him think of homosexual incest again, and that always sets William off on a tear of dancing
But NO JUMPING THEOUGH HOOPS! HE DOESNT JUMP THROUGH HOOPS FOR NASTY HOBBITSES, DOES HE, PRECIOUSSSSS?
Just dancing and plotting. Though if you close your eyes and imagine a hoop, he’d be jumping through it.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491245819828252672
:LICKSPITTLE TOADS?” William, you shouldn’t hatemonger so much. Your precious judge might get the wrong idea.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491259259472969728
The man who hasn’t left the trailer in a month – and whose only interaction with the outside world is this blog – is somehow expert on “the real world?”
It is to laugh.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491262295054372864
Because I’m under your bed. BOO! Oh, and because you’re here fourteen hours a day.
Now run along and hide under your judge’s skirts, William. She hasn’t heard from you in a half hour. She might worry that you’ve choked on your own stupid.
Wishful thinking. I love a happy ending. I’m sure the [redacted] would look at it as a blessing.
So now he steals Krendler’s BitStrip idea.
Bill hasn’t a creative bone in his body.
Nor an original thought.
I bet the [redacted] hates her life.
Do we have any reason to believe that she’s any more real than the midnight clerk?
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491264242176118784
There’s that quiet dignity of Admiral Ex Parte’s that the judge won’t be able to control falling in love with!
Just prior to that Bill tweeted:
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491263481190948864
And then immediately afterword, he proceed with a tweet that is nothing more that words taken from Popehat.
This is a weird day, even for Willy.
The feldtdown is coming. Wait for it … wait for it.
Today is going to be special. I can just feel it!
It’s what he’s always done. All that invective he spews was what hurt his little feelings when someone from his past said it to him.
I suspect that’s been his entire life.
I mean, seriously – Bill Schmalfeldt posts on the internet, so that no one can ever forget, that he’s been repeatedly cuckolded. If that’s what he wants everyone to know about himself… well, it speaks volumes about his “accomplishments.”
I’m surprised the [redacted] hasn’t swung from a ceiling fan yet….
Jane, I’m frankly shocked that William hasn’t yet written an 800 word essay about how many men he tasted whilst kissing his first two wives.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491271737573511168
Now THAT’S funny.
Good one, Willy.
https://twitter.com/wmsbroadcasting/status/491282058170613760
Oh, do put the fainting couch away, William. you’ve said as bad or worse on behalf of Gilligan.
And the denial of being little more than a mouthpiece comes in 2 … 2 … 1 ….
Everything is an affront to Inspector Jiggles. He is a marionette. A fat, dumb, cuckolded, marionette.
“I think we can persuade him to do
The famous fat boy dance for you
Give me half a chance
I just know you’ll like my fat boy’s dance”
Randy Newman – Davy The Fat Boy