Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering? Posted on 23 June, 2014 by wjjhoge Poit! Brain … Latin? I thought those were English words that I didn’t know. Share this:TwitterLinkedInEmailPrintLike this:Like Loading...
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This afternoon, Judge Learned Snitch, locally known as William M. Schmalfeldt was presented with the Judge Elihu Smails, Esq. Lifetime Achievement Award for his extraordinary legal research and brief writing skills. Although the presentation room was empty at the time of the award, seasoned court reporters observed that such presentations were normally filled to capacity and that because the room reeked of fear-pee, used Depends and mayonnaise, no one could remain for more than 5 seconds. The citations read: ‘For exceptional legal research skills, we present “luris Doctoris, honoris causa in cloaca” to Judge Learned Snitch.
Well done, EH! Well done!